Sunday, July 4, 2010
Happy July 4th!
To my fellow Americans, happy 4th!! To the rest of the world, sorry about Snooki. And to Canadians, Justin Bieber sucks.
Here’s a clip that is yet more from the avalanche of uncredited HCwDB “inspired” douchebag comedy bits that makes your humble narrator itchy and annoyed (alls I ask for is a link/credit). This video came out late last year, but it is somewhat amusing. So hells, lets go for it on July 4th as a public service message.
That being said, major loss of points for mentioning the craptastic “The Dirty” instead of HCwDB.
You think your telling us something we don’t already know with the Bieber comment ? Dont assume all Canadians think he’s great. He’s more of an embarrassment to this country. Personally I’d love to fish slap the taste right out of his Jr. Douche bag mouth.
Oh my… I only looked at the first few seconds and got annoyed enough by that pooey bleeth talking that I stopped it there.
She actually reminded me of Mr. Hankey but without the fun or the wits.
You still in New England, DB1? Come on down to Boston. We’ll fight BostonDouchebag, and I’ll split the $10,000 with you, 50/50. Then I’ll let you buy me a brew as part of your penance re: Snooki.
The bleeths are as bad, as previously noted in any posts.
Example: this chick with AXE tattooed on her rack. No. shit.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/03/larissa-riquelme-naked-pl_n_634886.html
Troy, look closer: her other boobie has “I HATE” tatted in flesh-colored ink. Seriously.
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That’s what I keep telling myself anyway…..
Yeah, she’s a “nasty” girl…
@Wheezer-
Sorry dude – you’re hallucinatationing or somethin’. There’s no “I HATE” on her other boobie. Sorry dude. she’s Bleeth. Stage 4. Hard core. Dumbass. Stupid. Bleeth. With a very nice rack.
Well, heroes are born, but heroes die.
I just found out that Skweezy is a professional actor.
I was hoping he was just some nitwit douchebag pretending to be more of a douche than he is, but, no.
sigh.
It’s 3.20 PM. I think I’ll start drinking now.
Dang, and I was hoping the Grieco virus hadn’t hit Paraguay. She is so cute here…..
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Well, more soccer pear might help me get over this.
Under “AXE” it says
“AND YE SHALL RECEIVE”.
Here’s more of Larissa Riquelme, but without what I’m still hoping is just (oddly enough) a grease pen “tattoo.”
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She has luscious boobies and a wondrous ass pear. We cannot let her be nor remained defiled by Axe products! It is our duty to make sure she stays clean, or if she is infected, to make sure we redeem her.
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(And make sure you resize all the pics as instructed.)
remain*
(sighs)
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Her Facebook page:
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Other
Axe, 24 sata…..
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They got her. : (
Isn’t there a 4th of July pear? Surely the fruit is ripe.
@ Troy. Is that John Tracey from Thunderbird 5 in you avatar?
Happy 4th, everyone. In the name of the First Amendment, let me exercise my right to talk shit about Bleethasaurs everywhere that keep infecting the scenery.
Oh Douchebaguette
with orange thighs
and crispy bleach blonde hair
with clothes that fit a five year old
and show your derrierre
Oh Douchebaguette, oh Douchebaguette
bros blow their loads on thee
and fill thy holes up with their poles
and Hepatitis C
See that is a first class douche,they think if they preen their ass they’re cool enough.
Don’t worry douchebag1 that Beiber’s career will be over with as quick as a fart in the wind.
is this video supposed to glorify or criticize douchebaggery?
that was a rhetorical question, by the way.
Justin Bieber can’t go away fast enough.
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but in my experience though, if i have the misfortune of being in a shopping mall that plays crappy music, i’m much more likely to be traumatized by Adam Lambert than Justin Bieber. every time i hear Adam Lambert i feel like i’m being stalked by a gay sex predator.
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hopefully Justin Bieber will drop out of the picture before reaching Adam Lambert level annoyance.
Oh, Larissa. You make me poke my head out of my turtleneck.
Right?
And there’s something about Asian girls with big tits. It’s like watching Mr. T rape a nun. You didn’t believe it possible, and it seems really wrong, but you can’t stop watching because it’s a huge turn on.
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Well, I think it is at least.
@darksock
never swap horses pissing a stream
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neither an autiger nor a hardy be
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as you blow, so shall you bleeth
all roads lead to jerz
beware of a bag of one bleeth
a bronzer on the skin, the douchebag within
Skin like a pita, crotch full o’ Candida
If God’s willin’, it dies in Penicillin.
Else y’all better watch out, It’ll Rotterdam crotch out
That glisten on her tush, Is a bad case of Thrush
I’m not only Canadian, I was born in and currently live in Justin Bieber’s home town. My nephew used to dump Justin Bieber into garbage cans headfirst, at the same high school I went to. I had nothing to do with his rise to “stardom”. And yet, my shame runs deep. So, to the rest of the world: I’m so very sorry we didn’t recognize this evil and kill it before it was too late.
@ JD 11:49
Holy shit. I think I watched that GIF for ten minutes straight. There is nothing quite like rolling back the foreskin on a rager. Once upon a time I was kinda grossed out by uncut cock, now I actually prefer it. And thanks to the URL on there, I have another website to waste all day on. Damnit, I’m never gonna get my laundry done.
hha love it!
Isn’t that the best website ever (aside from this one)? Now if we can only combine hotchickswithdouchebags.com with erectionphotos.com into one supersite…
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Wait, bad idea.