Monday, July 26, 2010
Hector "Macho" ItchCrotcho
Rosary beads in the pool makes the Baby Jebus talcum his pooter.
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- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
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- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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he has hair handles to grab onto whilst slamming my knee into his face. how convenient
Hector’s boobies so shapely and feminine, I’m feeling guilty for loading up this pic on my work computer. (Wait.. no I’m not.)
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Dude in the back didn’t even show the gumption to change out of his black briefs & khaki shorts before wading into waterhole. Come on, guy! Suit up!
She is natural Hott and me thinks she might be a bag huntress. Is it me or does it look like she’s laughing that she got roped into taking a picture with man-boob douche?
Hector’s bitch tits, Rabbi hair and cocky head tilt are enough for me to want to punch him in his throat.
Why this hot is rolling around with Mr. Moobs is unclear.
My, those are nice. So are hers.
Well, it looks like just about everyone and Plinky’s mother beat me to the man boob jokes.
Son, you got a caterpillar orgy on your head.
It’s Macho Time!
Honestly, I think you do a disservice to the original Macho Man. He never looked this douchey.
the combover needs some work
Looks more like Elvis Poo-sley. That is, if the king shrank 18 inches, ‘roided out, and wore rosary beads. I’m just sayin.
He needs a man-zeer, she needs aloe. I can apply said aloe to your red shoulders all the while trying to cop a feel of the un-tanned promised land.
I thought my moobs were disgusting. I will think of Cannibal Hector as I BBQ and cut the lawn shirtless. Perhaps I will pierce my brosnan and tatt my nads tonight.
The winningest cock fighter in all the land.
Man-banana-tits
I’d like to talcum her pooter with the purple baggle helmeted warrior in my board shorts.
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He looks like a cantor from Connecticut on vacation in Miami. Blow that shofar, boy !
Wonderful site and theme, would really like to see a bit more content though!
Great post all around, added your XML feed! Love this theme, too!
Hector is like a Jim Morrison/Glenn Danzig/Mooby hybrid.
Yes, DB1, I would love to see a bit more content too. Three to four new posts a day and four years of archived content just don’t cut it.
I just might enjoy it if I paddled her chesties
Seconds after the pic was taken he asked her for his swim suit top back.
“She is healed!”
if Baby Jesus has a pooter, i can understand why there are rosary beads in the pool.
damn you baby Jesus. when have you fallen so far?
she defeated 10 assassins so she could party in Vegas. that’s why her hair looks messy but in a sexy way. and i like that about her. not for partying in Vegas, that is.
@DB1,
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Seriously, when you’re not working on Season three of “Is she blah blah blah” and pulling together the details for your other projects, could you stop ‘bating long enough to make me a f*cking sandwich or something?
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And not on that crap Wal-Mart no name bread. “Wonder” or nothing.
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B’yach.
It would appear that Hector’s sharpened nipple has deflated Rosary’s boob. Or else he doesn’t have the pesos to pay for the op in the first place. Either way, he is pert in the way she should be. Wrong.
its the Rocks brother the Crock
Come on guys leave him alone,he’s almost three quarters turned into a guy. The boob surgery didn’t really flatten him out well enough. He also kept some of his girly hair.
What a f*g clown! Only a retard would think to add extensions to his sideburns. Nice accompanying hottie though!
I’ll take “Love Child of Elvis and The Rock” for $500, please Alex.
Somebody’s rockin’ the Yul Brynner prince lock fiercely!
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You go, Moishe!
I see shades of PUMPY here, with torso instead of boob grab, but then, HCWDB is a theme with variations.
His nipples look sad.
Buffalo Beast sucks down the rest of his Big Red and decides that pay-per-view porn and a club sandwich from room service should round out the evening.
Is that Four Prong on the bottom left talking shit to Pink Bikini?
Et Tu @1:27:
She may be a ‘bag huntress, but she’s letting him touch her, which most huntresses don’t.
The individual with the too-big hat pulled down over his ears is clearly thinking: “ooo, I like ponytails”. Yeah I bet you do.
Is that a dead ferret on his head?….
Baleen…no, not Four Prong, but there does seem to be a whale in the pool.
This guy has some serious MOOBS and a distinctly Jewish hairstyle. I’m looking for a Wailing Wall to lay out my complaints, and wondering why she isn’t bitch-slapping him for molesting her ribcage.
This chick should’ve listened to her parents when she was a kid. You should wait at least an hour before you go swimming after eating. Looks like she had the worst meal of her life judging by what’s next to her.
It’s not a chick, it’s Ron Asheton from the Stooges:
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http://www.sundazed.com/index_gfx/ron_asheton.jpg
Where’s the Hott?!
Not sure if he’s orthodouche or hasidouche but shit aint kosher?