Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Markie Goes Higher
In the age of mass media cacaphonic overwhelm, what must a Vegas Club Douche do to stand out from the other choadwanks?
Go higher.
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Holy Shit – that’s a hair do
Wow! Big hair = BIG women I guess. I thought they didn’t let pregnant women into clubs.
What is Baby Bump doing with a Bud Light?
She’s not pregnant, she’s a taste tester at Pringles w/ Olestra ©
What the hell is going on here?
Three months from now Marcella will be shocked and dismayed to find her child has fetal alcohol syndrome.
A cum stain with ginormous hair
Saw a club so he took his bride there
She’s drinking for two
Shoulda swallowed the goo
The baby will be a wolf, were
@ Vin 1:18
World Cup fans think of pringles as clothing.
@ S Pole
Ew! If that ugly mofoo’s cocckk is that long he’s getting steady pussy
Pic should be examined to this soundtrack.
And Sharkbag, you’re on notice.
I’m with Dicy on this one
@ Vin
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Don’t you mean “on the reg?”
When Markie walked into the club, our hard working, bill paying, chocolate covered Twinkie didn’t feel so embarrassed.
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Although, the cufflinks were a bit too formal for an off-strip casino.
Finnegan.
Is Markie trying to swallow his lower lip or look tough?
Canoe Paddles w/Hieffers?
I’ve never seen boobs stretch out pinstripes before. I’ve also never seen a guy wearing a button down shirt with the plastic covering my grandma uses for her couch. I guess it’s better than constantly having to wash out the man seed.
I’d pay good money for the opportunity to light one of these choads’ hair on fire. It should burn for a good long while considering how much wax is involved.
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Bottle blondie on the right can come over and chafe my loins while we both watch.
This photo sucks worse than ugly lesbians kissing in front of you in line at King Taco
I’m seriously hoping that mom-to-be is drinking sprite out of the cup and just holding his budlight so they can get the pic with this superchoad.
This photo sucks worse than picking up your dog’s morning poop off the sidewalk with a WalMart bag when he shared your King Taco the night before
This photo sucks worse than watching a fat lesbian at the next table turning blue coughing and gagging on that super caliente red sauce at King Taco
This photo sucks worse than watching two fat, ugly lesbians giving a disgusting Heimlich Maneuver demonstration in the outside dining area at King Taco
His shirt is made of plasticene. His hair is actually a rudder from a 1934 Criscraft sailboat glued to his head. Blondy on left has never had an orgasm. Blondie on right slings drinks at the House of Rock. The brunette is drinking because she’s carrying a Down’s kid and she’s going to abort it next week, so she doesn’t care if the kid’s a tard, cuz the kid’s history in 6 days.
I have to stop gazing into the abyss….
That’s actually the shape of his skull.
@Troy – Gees, I think the abyss just kicked me in the nuts.
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She calls it “waterboarding the fetus”
I think the hotts need to give this guy a wedgie. He’s screaming for it.
I suspect Markie Wedgie here was conceived in the Animusic studios. He’s a tooter, a tweeter and a sonic boomer all-in-one fantasy instrument.
For a moment, I thought his hair was actually one of the fiberglass trees at Rainforest Cafe…
What’s with the bunny suicide hanging behind them?
so THAT’s where Creed got their inspiration for their landmark hit.
and if Creed is mercilessly expelled from the rock scene (for the most part anyway), there is hope yet for bag hunters around the world!
hey why couldn’t Dave Matthews be punished in the same way as Creed?
The guy from Green Day hanging out “with fans”.
@ Scrotum Pole 1:32
I clicked on your link, and, no lie, I immediately got up and took a crap that outweighed my right arm. I’d assume that was the half gallon of pico de gallo I knocked down at a BBq last night, but the timing was just way too uncanny there. HA! Un-can-ny? See what I did there? I mean besides give myself a hernia. Either way, I see at least 2 women in the photo who could also stand to eat some pico de gallo or look at your link. I feel sorry for the closures on their dresses.
“im not asking him, you ask him”
“i always have to ask!”
“ok i’ll ask…. excuse me, ummm me and my friends are on a girls night and we wondering if you would be in a photo with us cos we really like your hair”
“no problemmo, babes. just don’t touch it”
Lay off the coronas Booby McHampster-Face
“I’M A FIRE-WALKER, TWISTED FIRE-WALKER!”
is that an arm floating behind the pregnant not hott?
How tall is the woman behind them, anyway?!?!