Wednesday, July 7, 2010
My Roommate the Douchebag
Sometimes a brotha can’t get no relief.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
Log In / Sign Up
Not a member ? Join Us Now
Archives
- September 2023
- August 2022
- June 2022
- February 2022
- September 2021
- January 2021
- October 2020
- August 2020
- June 2020
- April 2020
- January 2020
- June 2019
- April 2019
- January 2019
- December 2018
- August 2018
- April 2018
- February 2018
- January 2018
- December 2017
- October 2017
- August 2017
- June 2017
- March 2017
- January 2017
- December 2016
- November 2016
- September 2016
- August 2016
- July 2016
- June 2016
- May 2016
- March 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- December 2015
- November 2015
- October 2015
- September 2015
- August 2015
- July 2015
- June 2015
- May 2015
- April 2015
- March 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
- March 2011
- February 2011
- January 2011
- November 2010
- October 2010
- September 2010
- August 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
- May 2010
- April 2010
- March 2010
- February 2010
- January 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- May 2005
- April 2005
- March 2005
- February 2005
- January 2005
Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
-----------
Evacuate.
Then nuke it from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.
(Thanks to “Aliens” for the line.)
Spectacular
Poor dood shoulda delivered that empty Absolut bottle to the back of T-Y’s head.
Can we put something in Axe bodyspray that causes impotence?
Damn that video was depressing at the end….I wanna help the brotha out. I feel like I wanna punch that chick for some reason.
…then he calmly walked back to his room with an idea for a new website designed to feature douchebags and the hot chicks that fell for them. With commentary.
I miss the parallel universe.
.
There. I said it.
white powdery nostrils on DB#3 was a subtle touch.
I did notice one of the “actors” in this skit had the last name Louis… so maybe DarkSock is onto something.
The problem with douchenozzles is that any fiction (like the video) that points out their stupidity and narcissistic self absorption necessarily PALES in comparison to the actual inanity of their pitiful useless and pointless lives.
Saw that ending coming a mile away. Still painful to watch though.
Please, Deltus. I doubt you could see your computer monitor from one mile away, much less see or hear the events taking place upon it. You are prone to hyperbole, clearly.
my laptop refused to load the full 4.5 minutes of this video.
next i’m gonna train my laptop to refuse to load any of this video.
Brutal
That was so funny.. until the ending. Poor guy. The worst part is, this exact story has probably happened countless times.
I believe that’s the reason most of us are here to begin with.
And somewhere out there, Ice Cube is lamenting, “Dear God, what hath I wrought?”
Damn Dicy! Nice rack and outstanding cleavite! I’ve completely forgotten what I was going to say about the douchebag in question.
.
And by completely forgotten I mean nice rack and outstanding cleavite!
SCROTATO = DOUCHE!
brilliant! i doubt the actors were acting, or were they? if so, they really dedicated themselves to the hair and clothes.
@Mr Scrotato, gosh I feel so objectified. I mean, all I did was put up a cute avatar with absolutely no ulterior motives! I get my inspiration from Boris’ hott, though. And Medusa, but, of course, all good things come from Medusa.
Well done.
I like how Brotha was immune. Perhaps melanocyte density acts as some sort of barrier to Grieco. Clearly she had a weakened immune system, but her susceptibility may also be testament to its virulence. Russkies also seem particularly vulnerable. I’m realizing this vid raises lots of questions.
Run, Brotha Run!
Fly, Brotha, FLY!!!
The best part was the loud talking on the cell phone Armenian/Euro Bag with the coke and mute stripper/bleeth. Good job.
My brotha, this is an AK-47. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every mutherfucker in the house, accept no substitute!
that was actually more painful than funny…because its so true.
The wave of mock is clearly on the rise. Why is there no equal but opposite reaction from the ‘bag? This clip makes baby Jesus cry.
I had a chicken which pooped its intestines out its ass once.
You know, Darwin would point out that in cases of sexual selection, males would have adaptive features that would be, in terms of long term fitness, be detrimental. It becomes more pronounced when this results in runaway selection where these traits continue to evolve.
Upon looking at this clip, and realizing the uncanny reflection of current douchebaggery, I think Darwin would have never imagined it would have become this bad . As long as there are bleeths, there will be a selective advantage for bags. And the douche feedback continues to churn out this sorrowful contingent in society.
Well,I could have written a better story…this is my ending….the black dude poisoned his crap roommates,and then served them up as sausage to some other douches.
Sorry,it’s hot,and I’m weak from the weather,and I’m a sicko.
What’s LeBron James doing in this video?
@Stephanie,
Motel Hell fan?