Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Nick Preps for Brain Surgery
Don’t worry, Nick. There’s still hope.
Carol’s bartending career is just temporary until she can pay off all that debt from her trip with Kendra and Maryliene to Cancun back on that crazzzy summer of ’09. It was worth it.
Brain surgery? I thought he had already been lobotomized?
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I guess they’re cleaning up what they missed the first time.
Nick was torn between his desire to show his individuality with his haircut, and yet still observer Orthodox Jewish law regarding his sideburns.
Mr White FTW. That was quick.
wow those are some quality hogans, rarer still on a cutie little lollipops and kittens face such as hers, in fact i would go so far as to say they are knockers almost jugs even…
i would drag this choad out of the club by his sideburns and bounce his head off of a concrete bollard til he confessed that being a whiny emo bitch was his only chance of getting laid with whichever gender came along first.
Edward Shaverhands. He practised down below and cut his Jesus sized cocck off.
What unholy desolate burg allows something like this scene to happen?
in fact i would go so far as to say they are knockers almost jugs even…
in my part of the world, chestular curvatures of that magnitude as known as ‘chebs’.
The doctors say he’s afflicted with emophilia.
Nick learned a hard lesson about fellating a running lawn mower.
Nick Carter: Latest Victim of the Freshman Nair Pillow Prank.
His semi-shaved groin looks a bearded Jimmy Durante choking on boiled socks.
His emo face is particularly punch-worthy, especially considering the sweet- innocent face of her contrasted with the nice, round mamms she’s sporting. That’s real emo-choad infection of girl next door hott right there. Fortunately, he’s providing the hand grips to hold his head still whilst foot stomping to the face is taking place, which is surprisingly helpful for a taintwank like him.
I had to immediately scroll down to see Lily and save my eyesight.
By the way, that word “eyesight”, what other kind of sight would it be? Nosesight? Do I also want to save my “earhearing”?
So, being able to score front row tickets to EMF still warrants a hott in 2010?
Who knew?
I have a feeling that he is wearing pink converse to be ironic.
Since there’s no weekly, I think its safe to say this mutton mouth takes the prize. She is perfect, and he is putrid.
I don’t want to live in a world where Crispin Glover’s son can get laid.
Nick learned a hard lesson about fellating a drunken Donkey Douche while he was trying to shave his groin.
That lower “sideburn” hides the air valve.
On him as well.
Carol, why? Nick isn’t in your league at all. Go and enroll yourself at a UC right away. Nick’s future is changing tires at the local Pep Boys and rockin out with his E-blow band at night.
I think this might be one of my former advisees. No shit. I’m actually serious here. I should’ve killed him when I had the chance. Stoopid me.
the latest in Hassadim hairwear
who said the Rabbi son couldn’t have flair?
removing the safety guard from the Flo-Bee proved to be a grievous error
On the plus side, any time you can have your conjoined twin give you a lower back massage, life is good.
More proof that god has a sick sense of humor.
Maybe I can rope his mouth rings and drag his ass behind my Mustang? That’s one way to clean the road.
Oh, Carol. She is warm, hottie goodness. Nick deserves to be knocked out.
Orthodox douchebags have landing strips on the top of their heads and dispense with the hats and yarmulkes.
I wonder if his circumcision cuts are as original as the haircut.
Well, at least she has nice little black ropes to guide his head as he does the cunnilingus thingy, although that head stubble might be itchy as chiggers on her inner thighs.
Rid ’em cowgirl!
Rabbi Crispin Glover
Fuckin’ Poser!
what’s in store for Carol after she pays off all her debt?
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BRAIN SURGERY.
… sorry.
God I hope she doesn’t know he’s behind her, that would make my day. What are the odds thats just some strange freakshow lens flare camera malfunction and that douche doesn’t actually exist… please Carol, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE!
Worst. Hairstyle. Ever.
I uploaded this guy a while ago, heres some New Zealand douche. our ones dont even work for the douche, they just go for shock value instead of hitting the gym.