Monday, July 26, 2010
Personal Space Paulie Voted
Personal Space Paulie took a moment out of annoying Katerina at the Iowa State Fair Summer Formal to vote in the HCwDB of the Week.
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Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Off the subject… Well, it’s not really. It’s still Douche. Either way, this guy’s shirt is giving me an embollism. What the kids won’t do to get some poonanny.
Nearby, Medusa and Mr. White’s black “love bus” eased up to the curb, looking for a pretty young thing to “educate.” Katerina will do fine. Just fine.
DB, I would suggest that labeling sixteen-year-old high schoolers as “Hot Chicks” might be pushing the envelope a tad.
You checked their IDs?
Those two are no older than sixteen, and anyone looking at the photo knows it. I think the best policy would be to lay off the kids altogether. It’s one thing to mock adult meathead dumbasses and their skanky sidekicks (which I find very amusing, by the way), but it’s another altogether to post pictures of high schoolers screwing around. Every high school guy poses for stupid photos wearing stupid getups and acting like an idiot. It’s called being in high school. Give ’em a break for chrissakes.
I think the male is not only past sixteen, but he may date back to the Neanderthal age, judging by his pronounced brow and pastel bow tie.
I’m agreed with Xerxes. I think the matching colored shirt and dress is a cute look. I say, leave the kids alone, especially when they remind me of my niece and her date on Junior Prom night.
If there’s anything about these two that deserves mockery, it is the boyfriend’s choice of athletic shoes as part of his formal ensemble. All I can say, is, thank God it’s not after Labor Day!
Mock on, I say–for douchiness has no legal age limits. (So as long as Medusa & Mr. White keep their inappropriate touching to the “outside” of Katerina’s dress, we’re all cool here.)
Every great about Larry The Claims Prosessor is missing in this moke.
Everything great…
He’s just trying to bring back the Pee Wee’s Big Adventure look back. Tequila!
@ Mr. White–speaking of “Love Bus”, it’s my birthday. Drive on over, you can park it in the rear. BWAAAAHAHAHA.
In much of HCWDB commentary, there is the frequent insinuation that these women don’t like the douchebags in these photos, which is a total lie. Women are not annoyed, they love douchebags because it gives them excitement. And moreover, they will keep dating the same assholes because women are generally too dumb to learn from their mistakes. This is the way the grand design of nature works, and there is nothing that can be done about it. Just remember, as we mock, we are only hating on men with the kind of superior genetics that code for big muscles and enhanced brainstems; intelligence and personality are evolutionary mistakes that don’t matter. Therefore us inferiors should just kill ourselves.
I think he just has ass breathe
You should kill yourself based upon the poor grammar alone.
Is that a bus or a spaceship. Set phasers to stun anyway. The good of the many outweighs the good of the few or the one Jim. You have and always will be my …friend.
happy birthday Medusa.
If DB1 puts a sonogram up, I will mock the snot out of that fetus. I’m just putting that out there.
those are the best curves this side of Iowa. i can say this with confidence even though i’ve never been to Iowa before.
and what’s Paulie wearing on his feet? molten plastic?
@ Levi 1:54 PM,
do you have enough money to buy ALL of us a gun and bullets to kill ourselves with?
because we might be able to do something a lot more awesome than killing ourselves if that’s the case. BOOYA!
… sorry.
@Steve,
I would prefer to use Grey Goose with ambien. Guns are hard to come by in my area.
Yes, it IS prom time, and these young’uns are not really douche quite yet. But the setting reminds me of a cemetery, minus any visible tombstones, and let’s give ’em the death pass.
I usually think that when a couple wears matching outfits, the boy is being punished for something. But in this case, you know this was the douche’s idea. Someday, after her lawyer has cleaned him out, he’ll look back at this and cry.
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And happy B-day to the ‘Duce. Long may you mock.
“Mocking of the douche/hott entity shall show no bounds with respect to age, race, religion, or sexual orientation. So it shall be written, so it shall be done.” – Yul Brenner as Rameses outtake from Ten Commandments, circa 1956
I love the Yul Brenner quote.
What’s going on here is some serious pig breath.And she isn’t digging it. Isn’t Iowa a pig state? He’s a pig farmer,and just out for his first really big wing ding at prom. And he thinks the white shoes are “cool”. There is something Cro-Magnon about his head and stance.
Chad, regretting his decision to sodomize the Anderson’s yard rake, waddled awkwardly towards the prom limo.
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Meanwhile, across the continent, a man named Xerxes is stabbed to death by a shank fashioned from the frozen feces of a dark figure in blackface and mouse ears.
Shit. I never noticed the mouse ears before…
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Medusa…let a troll know these things in advance, eh? I’d have sent some playmates…happy b-day.
Mr. White, I am still laughing at your sonogram remark…
Look, I was a dorkmiester in high school but I was still cooler than this bagling. Does the bowtie spin too?
. Not much is sacred around here (except for Samurai Scrote’s toe cheese) so I’ll mock on. No one is above an ass whuppin. Except maybe infants with birth defects. I won’t go there.
Happy Birthday Medusa. How many spanks do I get?
Ahhh, nothing says class like white Rockport driving shoes… couldn’t afford the Tod’s?
if your prom date needs to bring along her bus pass, you just might be a douchebag.
So I guess (and I’m hoping) that her father is taking aim from the porch with his over/under in 12 gauge? If not, then a helpful neighbor?
Did they draw straws at her school and she got stuck with Slingblade’s little brother?
I think they teach girls/woman that ‘avoidance’ move with the smile.
No one’s feelings get hurt, no tongues end up down anyone’s throat.
Not that it was ever used on *me*.