Monday, July 19, 2010
Prince Warren Assholian of Monaco Voted
Prince Warren Assholian of Monaco and Annoyed Princess Anna wanted to take time off from their HCwDB crown wearing duties to vote in the HCwDB of the Week.
Meanwhile, reader Bryan plays with friday’s HCwDB Tapout logo and discovers that Mindy and Four Prong just opened the first HCwDB clothing store.
Technically, Prince W. Assholian and Princess Anna got into their modified DeLorean, travelled 25 years into the future, and THEN cast their votes for HCwDB of the Week.
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They later returned to 1985 and ruled the dance floor with their pop ‘n’ lock moves to the latest Pet Shop Boys single.
Bryan for the Hall of Mock!
If the Eighties took a dump, this would be floating in the bowl.
Nice work Bryan!!!, Prince Warren looks like a gayer version of the lead singer from Duran-Duran while Princess Anna is a mess
When I see shit like that I get pissed that I’m too impatient to learn PhotoShop.
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Excellent job, Smithers, excellent.
Nice work Bryan: Please include DB1 on all future earnings or he will call a lawyer on your ass.
“Fists of Poo”
nice…
Excellent, Bryan, Excellent. Now, if we can just get DB1 to call him FiveProng instead of FourProng, my online day will have been made complete.
Is this dude a member of the New Ashmolean Marching Society and Student Conservatory Band, or is that a stock Napoleonand Josephine stare I see glaring at me?
Nice one Bryan. We should all be more graphically inclined. And by inclined I mean that is the way I would shtup princess Fellatio Von Bitchyface in the arsehole at my Bavarian Vinterhaus.
Frankie say “RELAX”
Bryan, excellent work!
Bryan demonstrates how to “GET SOME” with Photoshop.
Well done.
Bryan, I’ve been looking to hire someone with excellent Photoshop skillz.
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*call me*
who put the umbrella up her ass?
They look European.
Wow that’s some fancy photoshopping there. Almost as fancy as Eurogrieco’s pompadour.
And princess Anna’s gaze breaks through mirrors.
this is why arranged marriages suck.
Dayum, Bryan, that is great work, son.
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Go buy yourself an overpriced six pack of some foreign beer at BevMo.
Excellent work Brian.
Wait, what’s that smell? Are we going to see a merchandise section soon on the site???
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As for these two… It wasn’t easy to live up to the reputation of their parents but Chad LeBon and Mildred Lauper thought they would give one last try so that they could cash in on the ’80s too.
That’s some mad photoshop skillz, Bryan. Mad, mad, mad.
SLAP-A-BILITY, Prince Warren is thy name. This nimrod couple constitutes and enormous skid-mark in the pants of civilization.
Seriously, this kind of aristocratic pomp is the reason why we ultimately enjoyed bombing half of Europe.
they both look like they ate a pickled onion out of Archduke Franz Joseph’s fart pocket… it’s a Hapsburgh tradition
Thanks for the props everybody! Glad to lend my services to the cause!
Enjoy!
~Bryan
(aka Battlescrote Galactica)
Good work, Brian.
As for Princess Anna…not hot but doable in a crazy “rescue me from the trailer park and I’ll do ANYTHING you want” kinda way.
The King and Queen of Kentucky.
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Photoshopped? You mean…the store’s not real? There went Christmas…
Hey Simon Le Bon called and he wants you to quit doing that Duran Duran cover band you’re doing (in 1982).