Thursday, July 22, 2010
Starry Blight
Uhm… yeah.
On the bright side, the chance of a meteor destroying all life on earth as we know it is .0004%.
So we got that going for us. Which is nice.
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- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
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- In memoriam: bcs
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Damn it. She’s got a rockin’ bod (in the parlance of our time), but she’s got to be an absolute idiot. As evidenced by her proximity to that idiot.
So, you’re saying there’s still a chance?
Alright!
My IQ just went down by 15 points looking at this picture..
She makes me happy in pants.
Is the Golden Palace still plastering its name on the backs of boxers on PPV? At least those guys got paid, and it washed off in a day or two after getting their brains beat in.
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This sh!the@d, who knows who why he thought it would be a good idea to get a grocery store tatted on his belly.
She looks like Hef’s ex…her name escapes me at the moment…
Holly, Kendra, or Bridget? Looks more like Holly, but even dumber, if that’s even possible.
Moments later Starry Blight burned out and collapsed into his stinky black hole sucking the helpless and hopelss E.T. (Enormout Titties) into him just before blinking out of sight with an audible “Plorp”.
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Dicy cheered, got drunk, and humped her telescope for the next four days straight.
She’s great. He needs to be grated over with a dull cheese-grater thingie.
all-pink getup + Hello Kitty necklace tells me that her voice can slice through glass. so can her sheer stupidity.
but i’d still photoship the Starry Blight out of the picture and jack off to her 10 times a day.
Hair extensions courtesy of Lipizzaner. On the plus side she does a great job of keeping all the flies of her turd of a boyfriend. On the downside she now shits out of the back of her head.
Dicy and company celebrate Starry Blight’s fall to earth.
He’s got the logo for King Stahlman’s Bail Bonds tatooed on his chest. Sort of says it all, doesn’t it?
Oh, and boobies. We don’t discriminate against after market parts here at HCWDB. All are welcome in our friendly little town. Except douchebags, and the Dutch.
Does his tatt say “Shart est. 1981”? So I take it he is the first ever birth through sharting that lived? Wow. I gotta look more into what biologists are doing these days…and put a violent end to it.
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Medusa, how’s Project Nut Crusher coming these days? We may need to deploy it sooner than expected.
@ myself 4:39 PM,
but i’d still photoSHOP the Starry Blight out of the picture
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4 posts in 15 minutes, guys? whoa.
If one were to beat Starry to death with the rager she gave you, is that gay?
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Hypothetically, of course.
Such fine ta-tas, but too-too much tu-tu.
I might say the same for him.
When Thelma moved to Vegas from Tenesee, she was filled with hopes of stardom, and the promise of dazzling neon and all night parties with the elite High-Roller crowd.
Just four months later she stands penniless, with a sweaty, equally destitute loser.
As she lifts the waistband of her petticoat, her only hope now, is that her painful case of advanced cooter lice will be temporarily quelled as she prepares to pour the contents of her plastic cup down into her enflamed vaginal reigon.
Something about her mouth reminds me of the actress Heather Tom (B & B, formerly on Y & R).
Thatsa problem with douchery and Bleethery…the participants always remind me of someone else, and not of themselves. Very few originals arise, and then, when they do, we put them into the Hall of Scrote, and the Hall of Hott.
These two are the ice cream and cake of hottchicks and douchebags. Tasty, yummy delicious delights for our leisurely mock, and covered with sprinkles and humorous details. Let us have a bite and a lick at ’em!
I am sure its Hef’s ex Holly…ty UFO
Must have been a publicity shot for 50th anniversary of Playboy – and the first day of the rest of douchebag’s life as a pud…
(pretty sad when I have to spend hours looking at hotts in bikinis to try and figure out who someone is…)….NOT!
Weekly bound. Holy fuck – this picture is like… everything that is wrong with the world, in one still image. Some corner of my soul shrivelled and died just looking at this.
Am I high, or is she drinking beer with a straw?
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Am I high, or am I about to beat them both to death with a sock full of quarters? No, no, that’s all very real.
I have the same reaction to every pic posted…I just start to laugh…
I find them both unattractive. Plus, her sunglasses are unattractive. So is her insincere smile, and that little ridge on her chin. And that STUPID bikini. So are the dreadful shorts being worn by the man standing behind them.
In fact I seem to be finding almost everything unattractive today.
I’m liking the GSR on the right.
Not so much on the left.
Mentality of a 12 year old resides in…?
YOU PICK
It is impossible to lose.
She is the epitome of bleeth.
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On that note…motorboat.
I’ve never peed in a horse’s butt, but i am pretty sure he fell out of one.
after a second glance i am confused, he seems to be leaning backwards away from her. Is he trying to get farther back so he can fit all of her huge bikini stuffers into his field of view?
Pictures like this are proof that there’s no such thing as innocent life.
All I can conjecture about this photo is that a catfight may ensue with Hello Kitty atop her titty; and his shorts are cut on the diagonal and, possibly, his farts the same. Everything else is assuredly as we see it: pinko wacko. Oh, and what sort of gal lowers her skirt waistline to air out her groin? And what sort of douchebag wears “SHARTS” on a chest tatt? Like, whaddid I just say about the farts?
Yeah, King Sharty is a Weekly contendah fo’ sho’!
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@UFO Destroyers, 4:25 p.m. –
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Yeah man, that was my first thought as well: trying to figure out which golddigg—–I mean, which of Hef’s “blondes” she is.
OK, I’m not exactly whatcha call “tight, yo” with any royalty, but I must ask: do any members of any royal family have nip-holes in their crowns? I gotta know.
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“Nip-holes” – see what I did there? Huh? Huh?
Fun bags!
I had a checkers set years ago, and the same crown that’s on this DB was on each checker.
Steve Martin may have invented Cat Juggling 35 years ago, but I would like to perfect now.
@ Dr. Bunsen
I’m pretty sure the tatt reads: “STAPH Est. 1981” indicating the birth-acquired herpes his bleethed-out mom gave him.
I think the tatt artist inked a type-O and began inscribing “Shithead” but corrected the lowercase “h” with the “T.”
Also, I like our chances with a shark attack over meteor strike.
One last thing, her donuts need frosting.
Finally, By donuts, I mean teats.
P.S. by frosting I mean MY loin fruit.
Check out the double bikini top action.
Looking at this picture gives me a burning desire to get “STUDLY” tattooed in gothis script acroos my upper stomach, put on an Ed Hardy hat, shave my entire body, and finish up with a coating of “AXE”–the chocolate one! I would then put my arm around Pinky, leading her around the nearest hotel/casino pool for all to see. When she attempts to remove her J-Lo Playa Hata shades, I would, in my best David Lee Roth voice, say, “No, no, no, no don’t take ’em off”.
I would the Cock o’ the Walk (insert your own joke here).
MMMMMMMM good times.
It is clear that Crownbag established he’s choad since 1981 and that he is the King of SEARS. Its tattooed on his chest folks. Just read it. His cartoon shorts tell the tale of his long journey from scrote to taint to choad and back to scrote and finally to taint with mix of cum and poop. Zoom in and check it out.
That is a giant bleethe blonde with big stiff boobies! I think King of SEARS paid some cash for her to hang. Hey, he’s the King. That’s how he rolls!
It looks like she needs to poop
What kind of daddy issues does a skank really have when she feels that in every photo she must almost expose her gang raped, Latin King cum drizzled, softball glove resembling cunt? What, to graphic?
She’s bleeth and completely tainted, but I’d still beg for her to spit on me. I’m going to go curl up in a corner and cry now, contemplating that terrible fact.
what the fuck!? no wonder the world hates us
@ Dr. BHD–I’ve upgraded Project Nut Crusher to Project Taint Ripper. Plans will arrive at noon.
Father of Buffalo Beast waits impatiently for his son to finish the job. “Like I always say, if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself” thinks FBB.
Him: “I Am the studliest shart in the world. Bow down before me peasants.”
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Her: “Why does it always burn so much down there when I pee? I wish I could take these stoopid bottoms off and air it out.”
@ Medusa
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That’s what I like. A real go-getter with unbridled enthusiasm. I hope Mr. White doesn’t mind you showing me your “plans”.
Sometime I feel a small ping of guilt for hating people I don’t even know. Then I look at pictures like this and realize why that hatred is justified. We should all take the advice of the immortal Les Claypool – “…so I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat…” for he is poo.
Hello Kitty, meet Hello Shitty.
Is there such a thing as a douchette? I mean she’s hot and all.. but she looks like she’s so damn full of herself, her boobs are gonna explode. I think girls who think they are all that and then some, Are just as bad as DBs. “Oh let me yank on my skirtini so you can just imagine how hot my vag is.” Please honey ya looked just fine standing there. Step aside bimbolina, ya just got fugly.
Douchette, baggette, who cares!?! I’d bang her w/o ANY regrets…
What? Are my eyes deceiving me ? He’s wearing children’s sunglasses,and comic book shorts? Son,there’s no reason to keep your chin up…
The ghey is strong in that Douche
@mr.reeve,
King of Sears? heh!
This blonde needs to be banged and than thrown to the curb like the trash she is. She probably lays there like a Barbie doll thinking about her nails, bleached hair or her BFF while she bones.
Mr. Taint “King of Sears” Tard is really annoying. Hulk shorts?