Wednesday, July 21, 2010
The Aqualick
Attempting to invert gender norms by grinding into Sexy Sarah’s crotch is not ironic, Aqualick. It just makes you a pud.
An orange, greasy, fauxhawked pud.
No. Check that.
I’m upgrading you. From pud to stage-3 ‘bag.
Mmmm… Sexy Sarah. Let us discuss Proust by candle light and then ignore my semi-head-move in for a kiss when I hug you goodnight, and then when I accidentally poke you in the thigh with my gnome sword, causing us both to nervously laugh and clear our throats and me to run for the subway.
Yeah. That’s right. I described it as a gnome sword. Judge me if you must. My therapist. does.
DB1,
If you hit a bunch of ugmos, it’s a dragon slayer.
My sister has that turquoise blouse.
He is not using his Machiavelli that night. He is doing a reverse hind grind. Faggot and hag.
I like Sarah’s boobies.
Sarah tried her first taste of the new batch from her feremented menstrual juices….
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“….. MMMmmm …. 80 proof ……”
DB1, I hope you don’t go trolling with your gnome sword.
Sarah sips a cocktail while receiving a cocktail, what a two-edged gnome sword.
Aqualick might be a gaybag and Sarah might be a fag hag. Either way Sarah needs a spanking and Aqualick needs a punch to his face.
The only time a man and a woman should be in reverse this way is if she’s balls-deep into him with a strap on jelly dong and he is face-first in her toilet, lapping up the water like a dog and thanking her for the privilege of polishing her boots.
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Not that I know what that’s about or anything, I’m just sayin’.
I’ve heard of this… the “I’ll tongue the power outlet while you poke me with a strap on & we’ll both get a charge” manuever
a big hit on the treat my booty like a gravel pit circuit
When did this website become hotchickswithgayguys.com
She looks just as frightened and amused as the rest of us.
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Although I’m leaning quite a bit more to the frightened side. This whole charade reeks of X and Miller lite which makes my intestines rumble with nauseous discomfort.
The doggie pose… you make your return. Oh how I hate you. Wait a second, why is he in the front…
what is Aqualick trying to lick, exactly?
i don’t want to know.
Unfortunately, a powerful ass-chattering burst of hot flatus brayed out of Tony’s screeching anus just as it sealed airtight against Cindy’s flared outer labia, forcing a bloodied back flow of ruptured bladder piss out of her sinuses and into her Appletini.
Holy shit Darksock FTW
She ought to surprise him with a horse size strap on,and do us all a favor.
She ought to surprise him with a horse size strap on,and do him a favor.
Sarah is semi-old bag. That wouldn’t stop me from nailing her though.
Dark Sock is a sick fucck. Bloodied backflow of ruptured bladder piss made my day before I had my first drink.
Sarah is delicious. Even for a polydactyl.
Aquaprick is confused, I think he’s supposed to be grinding on Jebus’ mini-junk standing next to Sarah. Drunk Gay bastard.
Agreed with all who say gaybag. Agreed that Sarah needs a fucen………with my detachable penis!
She is peeing on his butt.
Maybe Sexy Sarah is wearing a strapon?? or maybe Sarah wasn’t born Sarah, but rather Steven, IYKWIMAITTYD.
@Darksock: I’ve not laughed at something that simultaneously make me puke a little bit in my mouth for quite a while. Kudos, sir!
aqualick… crayola discontinued that color for a reason. the reason is herpes
eres pinchie joto te gusta tepico…
Darksock,
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“a powerful ass-chattering burst of hot flatus brayed out of Tony’s screeching anus”.
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Man, you’re the Capote of our time. That scene will be burned into my psyche for weeks.