Friday, July 9, 2010
The Brothers Quaylude
Bobby and Danny. The Brothers Quaylude. Matching blowouts and t-shirts.
And lets not forget the sad Sandra Sisters, heading down the dark path of Ed Hardy and semi-employment in nail salons throughout the tri-state area.
Alfredo, always yearning for a strong, masculine hand job, was pleased as pie when Mortimer reached down with his free hand and finished jerking his peter-pudding onto the unsuspecting leg of Gladys.
Eunice and Lonnie failed to notice the sobering countenance of Alonzo as the overinflated upper lip of his Real Doll registered in the mirror’s reflection.
The olean gauntlet
brown and dripping, is thrown down
In the haiku page
She has one massively huge mouth. I bet half the time when he tries to punch her in the face at the end of a drunk fueled fight he hits her ganglia by mistake.
Marla’s breast implants had all the new remote controlled features including stiff-nips and coffee creamer lactation.
Her mouth is so big she could fellate a porta-john
Her mouth is so big you can’t hear what she says when she yells; it sounds like a duck quacking in a culvert.
This is the last thing the gardener’s dog ever saw.
I bet when she’s lonely and horny she swallows one of her boobs whole and let’s her stomach acids bring her to orgasm.
Ahhhhh, blowouts, tattoos, hand gestures, and Hardy, all contained within the walls of a generic apartment in a generic apartment complex.
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And they think they’re “living”…..
Nobody in this picture looks anything like anyone else in their family.
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Nobody in this picture looks anything like their high school yearbook photo.
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Nobody in this picture likes themselves when they look in the mirror.
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Nobody in this picture thinks what counts is on the inside.
Nobody in this picture hasn’t had sex in a bathroom stall.
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Nobody in this picture can comprehend a sentence containing a double negative.
Nobody in this picture hasn’t had sex with all the others.
Nice to see DB1 making references to old-school barbiturates.
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I’ve lost many a brain cell to quayludes.
Nobody in this picture can qualify as a blood donor.
Not for nothing but I think they’re “Quaaludes” . Little caplets used for arrousal that more often softened the cock and ruined your session with the Guinea Disco Chick after spending $48 in drinks plus the $10 for the ‘Ludes”. Back in the days when $ 58 was serious jack.
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I have a feeling they used to slip Paula Abdul ‘Ludes” prior to American Idol telecasts.
Looks like a Coming-Out Party. Good for you guys..
Mmmmm, Left Hott is like a packet of Splenda in my day-old tea.
I fucked a circus peanut once…
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…and it wasn’t very good, which is why the bros can keep that bleach blonde thing, and brunette and I will seek our entertainment elsewhere.
Since we’re commenting on pairs here, aren’t those matching kitchen towels hanging on the range-front just the cat’s meow for messy clean-ups?
The ladies like their hair straight-down. The fellas like their hair straight-up. Who’s the straights, and who’s the chasers?
BTW…Nice reference to the stop-motion pioneers, DB1. Looking at this pic again makes me feel like rancid meat flowing through a Tool video.
Nobody in this picture wipes front-to-back.
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Nobody in this picture wipes.
Devil sign! Flipping the bird! Look out world, these people are DANGEROUS!
These people are rejects from the Jerz version of Street of Crocodiles. Of course, the Jerz version of Street of Crocodiles is a bit of a philosophical redundancy. They were rejected because the directors were looking for puppets, not tools.
Brunette pick of the (admittedly small) litter. Face of dude on right so very wrong, and by very wrong i mean very gay. Blondey, orange-faced skank probably loves being tied onto a sybian machine, which is what tool on left is pointing downwards at. They all deserve a public flogging.
Dammit, I shouldn’t have told the Sandra Sister to come, join the Dark Side. I meant the Force, not Ed Hardy!
Nice dish towels hanging on the oven door there.
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Lucky for the gang, the blond is a rep for a phamaceutical company and has tons of free Valtrex sample packs.
i never understood nail salons and fingernail fashion in general. that is all.