Sunday, July 25, 2010
The Spastic Colon
Someone needs to eat more bran.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Once again, a blowout douchebag frolicking with no women in sight. I let ’em know it’s here, so we’ll probably garner a few comments from the “non-hatterz” crowd.
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That should be fun.
This guides are too stupid to learn from history. White people can’t dance. Even in the internet era with webcams.
You’d think they never saw Eileen dance on Seinfeld.
i have a sudden urge to force this douchebag to perform Frédéric Chopin’s Fantaisie-Impromptu. well, more like “force him to learn it in 15 minutes or else amputate his arms and legs”.
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when did classical music become so barbaric?
If this fellow was sick and was trying to sweat out the poison Tarantella style I would give a notta. Sadly this is not the case.
It’s like a young Jerry Lewis had just been tased in the balls after dropping a handfull of mini-whites.
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That majestic piano is sliently weeping
Blew my coffee all over my keyboard…thanks, DB1…
Another useless article of household item parents move to the basement to make space in the house.
On a unrelated note, are the new Old Spice ads douche, or douchemock? I’m not sure.
@Vin Douchal
I was thinking the same thing. I thought to myself: Look at that nice apartment piano and all the great music that would be played on it. Sadly, it is being wasted on the long lost member of O-Town bouncing about. I am sure that chaod in the video plays chopsticks on the piano and thinks he’s Debussy.
Great.
Another Sunday, another frolic video and another eye-gouging session with a grapefruit spoon.
I’m glad I’ve never had to witness the frolic “live”. This just affirms my decision to not got to clubs.
This is what happens after a few shots of the new Grey Goose Le Habanero. Either that or his pet gerbil is spelunking in the nougat cave.
@Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche
I vote for douchemock.
Where as this video is mock douche.
This blog is a huge douchebag. Too bad no girl would ever date it.
You’d spaz about like that too if your anal beads were the size of his blue butt bead in the background; he has a belt loader to the right to golly-stuff his butt with them. When he farts it sounds like Perez Hilton panting softly out of breath in a storm culvert. His anal swabs are string mops. His toilet paper is beach towels. His butt plug is a coffee table. You see where I’m going with this.
if the point of a dance is to attract mates, this dance obviously works, as long as your trying to attract rabid gerbils.
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either that or his ex filled his shorts with fire ants.
It’s amazing what they can do with basement finishing systems these days. You can make your mom’s basement look like a windowless waiting room at a bargain-priced gynecologist’s office.
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The piano is trying to quietly edge its way out through that purple door. Run, piano, run!
an ostrich would punt this excrement sac into the east river with a forward flexing knee
btw, drop ceiling=bad
He must be trying to shake a turd out of his pant leg. That’s the only reason I can figure one would intentionally look that stupid.
Everyone knows the only dancing ability one needs is to place one’s self behind the hott and hold on.
Why do they feel the need to record themselves dancing & put it on youtube? Oh I remember why, they are giant taint loving a-holes.
The shirts off dancing bags who bragged about how many jello shots they did still take the cake in my opinion.
Glad that’s not a playa piano.
Yup, it’s the part about advertising themselves on YouTube that gets me. Of course, anyone wantin’ to dance well must practice, practice, practice., He’s got all the moves, not too badly done, better than most frolics seen on this site. But “poosting” them for all to see? LOL and douchey as hell on a bender.
And say, I was expectin’ to see him lose it in his pants, what happened? Is he wearing Depends? I hate it when I get so damn literal.
I shudder to think of what kind of herpes-engorged jersey skank is attracted by this random waving of hands and jumping around.
I come on here after a soccer game full of bad calls looking for a little pear to improve my mood (we got fucked hard and not in the good way)…and this is what i find?! Some how my it managed to increase my rage…thanks boss. Your going to be held partially responsible for some terrible, highly illegal activities. Just an FYI.
You can see how agitated I am by the poor grammar and added words of my post. Me fail English? That unpossible.
This video is actually of Hans Klenchenbunz of Homoslavia. Hans is the reigning Olympic Gold Medalist from the 2009 Analympics held in BangCockk. Here he is practicing for the most daunting competition: the Knotatholon. He has to expunge 3 meters of dry knotted hemp rope from his colon, without use of hands, from his anus, down the legs of his snug jeans, into his socks, before the shitty house music track ends.
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True Story.
^DarkSock,
In that case, the judges give him a 9.95 for originality and difficulty.
I’ll tepidly agree that he’s actually not a bad dancer, he actually has some rhythm and he’s more fluid than the St. Vitus’ cases we see on here. However, the fact that he’s doing it in the basement of a McMansion tells me that this apple didn’t fall far from the douche tree. George Harrison’s guitar gently weeps; Mrs. Marinelli’s piano wails in outrage.
“AJ rippin it”? So this is more of Hedonism Ricks’ “Rippin and tearin”? There ought to be a law.
does EVERY douchie, little, rich son have THAT haircut?
That’s it, I’m putting anti seizure medication in all the water supplies in New Jersey. Maybe antibiotics, too, since that sh$t might be contagious
I have a dog that dances around like that,it scoots on the grass because it either has to take a $hit or irritated itchy butt.
He moves just like that.
That’s the only safe place to dance like that,in the basement so no one sees what a dick you really are.
Hate to tell y’all, but dat kid gots da moves.
. . . but I’ve still wacked-off to waaaayyyy more pussy than he’ll ever get.
Nice looking column with jersey drop ceiling in the basement. classic…
Where is Josef Fritzl when you need him?
Where is a flamethrower when you need it?
the kid dances like an epileptic cricket
Why cant the next :30 of video be of his father walking downstairs, seeing him flailing around, and bitchslapping him with a belt?
White people can’t dance? They’re just a product of their environnement. There is no guilt. White kids are raised to play video games and be angry at their moms, not to be festive and dancing.
But when you get a douchebag enter the line combined to a white boy, ouh ouh.
I once ate habaneros, too.
On the plus side, there appears to be no full-size egress window from which he could escape if an improperly-wired can-light set his hairspray ablaze.
Choadtaint here looks like he’s been practicing this “frolic” for hours before he had enough courage to put it up on YouTube. You can see in his face a certain amount of concentration, if you will, at various points. “Ok, now after the spin I go right into the hippy hop.” “Now after performing the groom-the-kitty I’ll go into jazz hands.” And you know he made it for one of two reasons: (1) One of his “‘bros” said he sucked at flailing around after biting his tongue off or (2) some chick called him out at a club and this is his way of getting back at her. Oy vey!
Yesterday was a good day to move.
His club name is butt muscle
Hey guys chill out! The kid has proper skills. I don’t know why are you people so shallow to make conclusions based on how a person dances. This is like, for example, me considering all South Carolinians dumb based on Miss Teen USA 2007, South Carolina entrant. I think there’s nothing more douchy than embarrassing yourself with the ignorance you show in your judgment.
When did Michael Cera become a guido?
@ Larry
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Really. You have never said anything even remotely snarky about someone you didn’t know. Oh what’s that? Yeah I’m hearing the pot calling the kettle black. If you aren’t going to mock then find somewhere else to dwell. It’s kinda what we do here in case you hadn’t noticed.