Monday, August 30, 2010
Blu Ray
Blu Ray knows what the ladies want.
And what the ladies want is a Smirnoff Ice.
And years of emotional dysfunction due to low self esteem fostered in childhood.
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- In memoriam: bcs
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Someone’s been eating out of the urinal again.
Something tells me that this gal is a stripper and she did the old “hide the Blow Pop” trick. Blu Ray found it.
A blue tongue, jorts, and he’s hitting her in the head with his fake jewelry. Stellar work Bro, you must drop panties on the regs in Eastern Iowa. She is corn-fed goodness, I bet she can milk a cow. There’s no innuendo behind that, I just think she knows.
Eliza still suspected nothing of the affair between Todd and Poppa Smurf.
Blu Ray’s lady could use a tummy tuck. That, or a more modest swimsuit.
Fatness totally beat me to the punch on the urinal mint joke.
So, after the concert, the Blue Men just turn themselves inside-out?
Tammy just couldn’t figure out who kept stealing the generic blue Oxycontin tablets out of her purse.
Cindy was about to get her SPF 30 applied the hard way.
That’s what you get for rimming a Na’vi rent boy.
my suggestion for painting your tongue blue would be: iron (II) sulfate, mineral acid, and cyanide.
Elin has let herself go since since dropping Tiger. The huge alimony checks will surely take care of the liposuction.
Ah, low self esteem. Helping loser choadwanks score hotts since, well… forever, really.
Some art for you hicks
the erotics of the oral, love my way.
With the high cost of ankle bracelets and the legions of man power needed to track and monitor douchebags, Arizona resorts to tagging their tongues with Blue Krylon spray paint in an effort to alert common citizens of the potential scroteness that may unfold in the presence of some of these unsavory individuals. Lookout Smirnoff Sara your self esteem is about to be further compromised!!!
By the looks of his calf he uses SPF a million on his legs, holy crap get out of the house sometime…no better yet keep doing what you’re doing and stay the hell indoors and away from me.
Thats a dude…
Nice denim capri shorts phag!
It looks as if this douche managed to shape a FunDip lick ’em stick into the shape of a schlong and destroy the blue pouch.
37 minutes later, Ray’s Iron Cross was removed from Rachel’s hair in a bird’s nest of black roots and bleached hay with an exasperated clip of a boat patrol’s snips
Sam Worthington getting ready for the alien sex scene in Avatar 2.
Blu-Gay. Quit trying to hold in your gunt, honey, you’ve sucked it in as far as it will go.
Ray shows Sally how he got them into the Blue Man Group show for free.
Looks like he’s been rimming Smurf ass.
I have no objections to a soft tummy, I have on myself, but there is no need to strike an unflattering and awkward pose when you know you have one. Poor girl needs a few tips on how to stand at strategic angles!
I think if a dude was pounding his junk into the back of my head I’d be holding my stomach, and my lunch, in too. There’s a scream building up behind her lips. A scream backed by Fritos and several sips of cheap-ass beer.
After 20 years as a roadie for major rock bands with particular M & M requests, Blue Ray settled down with one of Diamond Dave’s first groupies. Unfortunately for him, the blue M &M’s effect could not be reversed. Charlina thinks he looks like her first pet Chow, coincidentally named Dave.
Blu Ray was really popular with the ladies who liked cunnilingus, what with that Viagra blue tongue of his.
Blu Ray had an unfortunate circumcision as an infant, but he made up for it with a pool cue and a mouthful of blue chalk.
I’ve seen many a black-tongued Chow in my days as a dog, but this one must be slurping Sapphire gin. Has to be a frat dog ready to lick that bitch.
I told you not to drink from that lake.
This choad better get inland. Sometimes Darksock hits the lake during one of his ambien and bourbon binges:
Fuck the horse^^ – when DarkSock did that, he soiled next week’s shorts.
Blu Ray’s been suckin’ down colloidal silver.
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Douchebags need to learn this will not make their orange look brown. They will just take another step toward the grave.
In other words, he found the silver lode.
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(crickets)
It doesn’t take a forensics expert to see that he’s been performing oral sex with the steel dock post behind him.
Well she’s a big old healthy girl, isn’t she. Shade in the summer, warmth in the winter…
I would like to bring everyone’s attention to the spiderweb of blue veins visible on her right thigh. She’s been infected! Quarantine!!!
Blu Ray learned a harsh lesson about the dissolving effects of donkey jizz on blue jelly dongs.
The new shocker recipe: two phalanges in her turd funnel and one steel toe hoof in his windex smile!
Kelly Slate-Her
That;s what you get for sucking blue man group cockkk
Is it possible to overdose on Flinstones vitamins? Maybe this is the first documented case.
BlueTacky
She either has the Guinness World Record for the longest bellybutton or it’s a Caesarian scar that can only have been due to the spawning of octuplets.
And he’s a fluffer for the Blue Man Group.
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