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M. Night Shyamalan’s “Douchebags in the Water” proved to be the nail in the coffin of his once promising career.
Third Place – Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche: The members of the new Swedish zither death metal-jazz-punk fusion band “Creampie Surprise” take a break from recording their debut album “Porch Beef Sharting”. Here we see band members (L to R) Derpalogaphous, Rectal Cancer Asshat, and Pustule enjoying a sunny Delaware afternoon outside their Salvation Army digs. Catch them at a local Waffle House near you.
Second Place – Vin Douchal: Phil Collins attempts comeback with “Blink 183″
First Place – Mr. Scrotato Head: The Grubslaughter Carnival employee appreciation pool party was a raging success until the Johnsons woke up, turned on the sprinklers, and called the cops.
When life gives you lemonade, pee in a horse’s butt.
Riverside rockers , Fractured Coccyx, take a break from their “VFW Hall Takeover Tour” with their wives/sisters at the Wig Wam Motel, Rialto , CA.
2010 Cockk Fluffers Convention
Members of the NRCA (National Rectal Catheter Association) show the cameraman their favorite methods of insertion.
URC, insulted, wonders: “Why didn’t this douchebag just pee in the pool like he usually does.”
Inky Douchey Poo?
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Real Cali A-holes?
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Bleeth & the Ink Stains, on tour now
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Horrible rethinking of Renoir’s “Luncheon of the boating party”
“Le doucheuner des canotiers”
they put the “poo” in pool
URC is there to witness what it considers the ultimate atrocity: the copping of its name for a stupid hat.
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Oh yeah, we can’t see the ‘U’ on middle choad’s hat, but URC is going to sue for copyright infringements.
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U nbelievably
R epulsive
C hoad
A ssholes
And here we all thought only women had ‘Daddy issues’…..
tatted on goatee grimaces
while tribal arm measures his sphincter
rca confirms the measurement
Phil Collins attempts comeback with “Blink 183”
Ubiquitous
Red
Cup
Authority
pee is the signifyer
Uh, what in the hell is up with the back of DoucheChin’s hand? That shit ain’t veins…it looks like he’s got something inserted under the skin.
Blink 183 is huge in Japan:
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Waterworld 2 : Douche Island, set to land in theaters this Christmas.
A Midsummer Nights Disaster.
ryan and kevin asked their special cousin mongo to refrain from the awkward hand gestures and tongue thing while in the presence of hotts. mongo is slippin
i spot rareass clear cup
The STD Pool Brigade
@Anon, 11:59 a.m. –
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Check out his forehead.
The 909 Pool Squad
Earth girls are still easy even when the aliens are overtatted and illiterate….
“Hey sister, I never had me no fight without a big crowd watching, see? Now I’m startin’ da new thing where a small crowd watches me a humpin. you that crowd, woman. Now get your hands off my man, can’t you see he’s already down with the idea?”
The Fountain of Poo
Metal Plate-In-The-Head Mullisha
baldy looks like a oil rig troller, dude wipe off your chin, you still have oil worker gizz on your chin.
Tribetatt needs to workout for real and get rid of the tennis ball hes sqeezing beteen his bicep and ribcage.
and middleman fits in nowhere but this website.
The Hotts just make the grade
Alien 6: There Is A Hand Growing Out Of The Pale Trainwrecks Hand
sry, i did not proof read…ahh fuck it, i’m lying i just dont know how to spell
New band called Five For Fisting
It’s a Horrible Life
or
It’s a Wonderful Lifestyle
@ Anon 11:59
It’s a horrible step ahead in the wonderful world of self-mutilation that has become the body modification industry. It’s simply called an implant, or subdermal implant if you wanna sound all hoity-toity. Either way, I think it’s absurd.
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That being said, I’ll take a stab at a caption: “Up shit creek with a douche for a paddle.”
“Blondie was skeptical of her friends’ insistence that they had been abducted by aliens and each probed by hand in a different manner.”
“Johnny gave Mr. White the thumbs-up and a big smile in thanks for the free refill.”
The members of the new Swedish zither death metal-jazz-punk fusion band “Creampie Surprise” take a break from recording their debut album “Porch Beef Sharting”. Here we see band members (L to R) Derpalogaphous, Rectal Cancer Asshat, and Pustule enjoying a sunny Delaware afternoon outside their Salvation Army digs. Catch them at a local Waffle House near you.
The Grubslaughter Carnival employee appreciation pool party was a raging success until the Johnsons woke up, turned on the sprinklers, and called the cops.
Caption = “And the worms ate into my brain.”
Some of the male members of the new reality show, “Pool cleaners and plumbers: Vegas” show signs of regret that they pre-gamed work with GHB, Prune Juice and Vodka Smoothies.
Desperate for attention Barney, Baby Bop, and Riff decided to shed their squeaky-clean image to appear on the new Pee Wee’s Playhouse.
Hey Paris & Nicole… wanna share my cup of Pee?
The rockabilly gospel quintet “Skreetching and Whaleing for Jebus” attend the premier party for their latest single
Death Metal Monkeysat Tonetta’s Used Vinyl and Sex Toys shop.
I’ve never seen a person’s eyes say “I hate you Daddy” more than that blonde’s.
If the Pacific was made of vinegar and the Atlantic was lavender scented water, these guys would be Cape Horn.
aw dammit been workin’ all day…gimme a minnit…
YAY ! Second Place!
Gary heard the jingling sound even as he threw the devil horns, and with a pang of dread he noticed the outline of his Camaro’s keys on the back of his hand.
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His habit of stashing his keys under his foreskin, his weed induced short term memory loss, and his fondness for ambien and meth fueled orgies had just caught up to him.
Vin thought his subdermal implants looked sick as he threw the horns, until they had to cut them out a week later.
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Vin learned a hard lesson about used sex toys as implants.
Weekend At Roy Orbison’s
These guys put the “POO” in POOL.
Orca piss.
With veins like these who needs catheters?
promotional team from “Mr White’s Asparagus & Carrot Cocktail”
The Weinstein’s pet kraken belched in the shallow end
1st Place. Awesome. Hope there’s prize money. I’ve already ordered my implants. By this timie tomorrow my cockk’s gonna look like a Klingon’s forehead.
human toilet paper attracts wimmin with drippy snatch
Band signing party for Pork Chalice
3rd. Not too shabby. Or is it 2nd loser? Hmmmmmmm…
Looks like someone forgot to flush the tiolet.
^that’s “toilet” not “tiolet”
Somewhere, someone with a PhD is having a dreary time right now.
A douchebag who tatts fishhooks on his arms is gonna hook hookers and a few bottom-feeders, be assured.
“One scoop of vanilla with sprinkles, and four creme brulees, with sharts, comin’ right up”
The douchebag with devil horn implants and back-hand wash-tub implants, can be construed as being
a) the devil’s spawn
b) Rosemary’s baby daddy
c) Tub Girl’s complete jug band
d) tatted and padded
while performing a high-risk Inception, the group of psychological swashbucklers decided to take a break from their mission to party it up with their target’s projections. and that’s why their mission failed and they were soon arrested back in the real world.
Alright everyone, let’s play guess who’s the “V”.
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(I don’t watch that show but my wife loves it. Okay maybe I watch a little… Sometimes… But rarely what I would consider often or obsessive… Mostly…)
Lucifer’s stint at the pool was cut short when Buford and Beauregard used their hands to signal defeat in the “see who can hide the pitchfork handle the longest in one’s colon” contest.
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Sponsored by a victory bath in fire and brimstone.
It’s a new horror film and it’s called “It Floats”
“Gollum has really fallen in with a bad crowd.”
But on another note…is that perma facial scrote??