Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Douchebaguette Dance
Healthy, fertile booty. Ubiquitous White Belt. Total Bleeth.
And Zeus wept.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Never got to see her face; doubt it is an accident. Which probably indicates her face is a train wreck, speaking of accidents.
I think they make medication for that.
BTW, her arms are bigger than Darren’s, too.
Either she has fire ants gnawing away on her labia or she is a total eeediot
Epileptic seizures aren’t a laughing matter… I assume that’s what is going on here.
She managed to make a nice ass repulsive…the fitting end to a long day.
“She managed to make a nice ass repulsive…”
that’s what I wish I have said.
had said*…
really italians can’t learn english
Those hips are made for child-bearing.
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I predict she’ll spawn four to five welfare babies by the age of 26.
Damn technology and what it’s doing to society. These kids are a lost cause.
Funny how Douche and Bleeth alike have the same moves. And it is so very feminine when the Douchebags do it, and so very masculine when the Bleeth do it.
@wedgie
I’m guessing she has the head of a minotaur.
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At best.
That dude has been cursed with the same mind-controlling worm that Chekov got in the best movie ever made, The Wrath of Khan.
But the dance is more like something the hippies did in the episode in which Spock played a guitar-like instrument. Yay.. Brother.
Anonymous is correct in assuming that there is medication to control those convulsions.
His hips do lie. Fuccking tranny douche.
As the ferret that Emmanual had inserted into his pooper reached his transverse colon and started chewing, he began to gyrate like Madonna after a Sean Penn beating.
On a related note, Sean Penn is a douchebag.
The “music” in that video may sound catchy and upbeat, but do not be fooled. The sound you hear is a gill-netted porpoise being tortured with an electric blender and a synthesized cattle prod.
Somewhere out there is a pole with your name on it. Yasmine?
Ask any broad in the dorm room or apartments near campus these days, and it’s just another way of burning off calories, but one cannot understand the vanity of letting it be seen on YouTube. That’s what makes her a douchebaguette.
Her punishment? Twenty lashes with a white belt and a spanking by DarkSock.
I preferred Elaine’s dancing on “Seinfeld.”
This could all be avoided with proper wiping.
@ Whoop-di-douche:
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I think a severe tongue-lashing would be in order.
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After she learns the proper wiping technique(s).
She needs a job.
Such a lovely sight displayed in the most grotesque form and context. Truly there is no salvation as long as such cruel machinations as this exist.
i’m glad this video wasn’t posted on a Sunday.
well it would be an improvement over most of the Sunday videos that we’ve been subjected to, but i’d still be morbidly depressed if this was all i had to look forward to when viewing HCwDB on a Sunday.
The only way this video would approach acceptable is if she was naked.
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And even then it would be difficult to watch.
oooosh,,, naval lint gone wild
Well if we ever organize an HCwDb fishing rodeo we know where to get the worms.
Downs Syndrome sibling of a second string NFL cheerleader dances along to her sister’s half time routine on ESPN 7,
^ And in the interest of safety, we know who wouldn’t be at the helm.
downright sad to let a body like that go to waste.
Obviously her membership in the high school dance team has paid off in spades for her douche mateing ritualistic activities.
New category: Hot chick AND douche bag.
@Medusa: good point with the dance seeming feminine when douches do it, and masculine when bleeths do it. I hadn’t quite crystallized *why* it was so wrong when I looked at it. That is it. It’s a real gender-bender.
Chicks usually need the third finger to start squirming like that.
Whatta lard-ass. (watch her selfestime take a header out the window)
See, this is what happens when you forget to secure a safety string to your used jelly dong. Now you have to spend all afternoon try to shake the goddamn thing out.
Because every techno DJ needs to whip out the “dying Canada geese” synth pad for at least one song.
This is what she does when her parents are gone for the weekend. Gets all wiggy.
Ultra @7:18 –
Good point, Elaine was better. This girl has no moves at all. She needs to check out all those videos posted on YouTube by Brazilian teenagers dancing in bikinis, usually in pairs or trios, and learn something from them. I learned a lot from watching those videos, too.
the blue jeans ruin the moment