Sunday, August 8, 2010
Vinny D’s “Summertime”
I just prayed for a nuclear winter.
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- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
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- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
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- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
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- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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The horror, the horror.
Watching these Sunday videos are like my sex life. I can only last about 15 seconds, and then I feel dirty afterwards.
While this video surely is depressing, I choose not to doom all of mankind to the horrors of post-nuclear winter, as seen in the first terminator movie. Instead I wish stomach cancer on this Vinny Douchebag. Remove these shitstains one at a time. Despite the promulgation of these types, I can ignore them while I enjoy things like tanning, eating, drinking, sex and masterbation. In a nuclear winter, none of these activities would be terribly enjoyable.
OUCH!!!!!! says my head and eyes and I didn’t even watch it this time. I’m still reeling from having watched it on Friday.
This video is great. I especially liked the part when the douches and skanks were on the boat and when they were playing volleyball and when they were at the pool and when they were autotuning and when they were having dance-offs.
I like the fact that his “love interest” is the unholy union of someone’s Aunt Lydia from Bensonhurst and a dust mop.
The only redeeming part of the video was the dog…..and these fucknuts put a blingy collar on him.
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Of course, I tried sitting through it on mute and could still barely manage just over a minute. Somehow I doubt I missed anything of use or cultural value.
I refuse to click on link. Just say NO to uber-douche!
Watching this video yielded the same results as the dinner I cooked the other night using one of Dark Sock’s Olestra recipies. Three flushes and a change of drawers to be exact.
More entertaining than Lil’ Wayne. I wonder how long that pool party went before the apartment complex management shut it down.
Who doesn’t let their dog ride in the same car they do?
I loved it. Great video, great vibe. Hot girls, hot guys.
I also love playing with feces
I’m pleased with this-imho, this video making the site either means DB1’s running out of material by way of douchebaggery being “out” this season-which would be a loss from him but a win for the ending of douchebaggery movement.
this video is not as douchey as others…it’s stage 2 college-aged kids trying to impress women who are the most fickle of all the ape species and get those raging hormones out of their system.
Short for Richard.
The best part was the appearance of the very rare turquoise cup… and of course the boobs.
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But nuclear winter is a bit harsh. I’d settle for them all getting necrotizing fasciitis.
amazing that the guy was able to combine every single douchey aspect that this site mocks into one three minute video. will someone please flush these turds down “the poola” drain.
I always ask myself, why doesn’t anyone drown with all that booze consumption in a pool? And then I wistfully remember, boobies make great waterwings.
That is a fantastic video. Must replay.
My hangover came back. That video says it all. Moolah, coolah, lickah, buddha, poolah. I need ammo and booze.
Bleath – where instead of the top holding your boobs, your fake boobs hold up your top.
So much cancer 🙁
I actually didn’t know that there was a music genre specifically for the douchebag community. Its kind of like Christian rock I guess. For douchebags.
I’m three-quarters of the way through Cormack McCarthy’s ‘The Road’ at the moment. While I shudder to think of the future being so bleak, I smile when I think that I’ll be pushing my rickety shopping cart past the bones of these people.
Sign me up for Vinny’s boat tour.
My Hair is poofy,
I got my roofy,
gonna put it in her drink,
then she’ll get goofy,
yes i’m quite doofy,
but she’ll let me put it in her stink.
@medusa
Now, now, let’s not go wishing for that. We don’t want these people dead–we’ll need them for farm animals.
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What? I’m not using my good mule for hard labor when there are post-apocalyptic douchebags to pull a plow for me.
This makes me think it’s a good time to work on my post-apocalyptic pick up lines.
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(Approaches Medusa…)
Hey there, cutie. I’ve got some canned peaches and freshly barbecued douche in my Playpen/bunker. Wanna party?
I think the heavens may agree with you on that one, DB1.
At the beginning of that clip (and really, I could only watch the beginning), it appears that Vinny D’s romantic bleeth interest stole the glasses from the elderly librarian at my old grade school.
Is “guigger” a word?
Sweet! I guess someone didn’t like my comments on the thread for this vomitorious video – here’s what was in my YouTube inbox:
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Eazyef
low life fuk
ur a pussy mother fuker. u want to keep hating. look in the mirror then kill urself…ull never be shit, thats y u hate on ppl who will….do us all the favor, go kill urself u low life fuk
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LOLICOPTERZ!
Is it worth the time of the bag hunters to vote down this video at YT? At the very least, it wouldn’t get any recognition for being the ‘highest rated” video.
@Sir David –
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Oh yes, I believe it is worth the time! You even get some fan mail (see my previous post).
I want your soul. I will eat your soul. Come to Daddy.
Laughable
Nuclear winter, bird flu, zombie apocalypse, I don’t care. Just kill these people!
@eliza douchecoo
Actually, I see a lot of similarities between the two videos.
Right on Mr. White, but I’m talking bout this…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7R4zEgEvx0
why can’t I put a link up like a normal human?
I dropped a deuce this morn’n, looked just like the kid in the video.
Nice little turd, he’s the shit’z!!
ASvB
After a weeklong relaxing vacation at the cottage, I didn’t have anything they had in the video, but yet, still feel rested and un-douched…I guess I need to learn how to party it up like the shitstains in the video…Vinny D sucks ass
Swiffer-haired love interest looks like a failed attempt at being an LA hipster. She’s equally happy coke partying with her American Apparell-looking girlfriends while listening to Lady Gaga as she is getting butt slammed by guido pud while her crying 4 year old son watches from outside the room. Vinny D tells him to “shut the fuck up and don’t be hater.”
The other day I ran across a frolic with women in it…
V.D. is a good boy for putting his Step-Mom in the video.
Whew. I won’t ever have to worry about seeing something like that again because I just gouged my eyes out.
The trailer “Wreckroom Productions” says it all.
@ehcuodouche
Those weren’t women, they were tree trunks with arms.
I’m not for a nuclear winter. No sir. We need to fight back. A video shoot like this takes a long time, yet none of us had the wherewithal to plan an attack on such a densely concentrated area of hott and douche commingling. At the very least someone could’ve introduced a moderate dose of some sort of contraceptive drug into the Belvedere.
@ Levi 8:10 PM,
that would be 4-year old daughter crying and watching from outside the room. Vinny would tell her “shut the fuck up and don’t be hater” and then molest her. because Vinny is cool like that. and by cool i mean scum.
Never swim in a pool with people drinking alcohol. Go home and paddle in your own toilet instead.
This is a crime against humanity.
bring back the douchetron bomb…only kills choadwanks and guidettes, leaving all bling and silicon unharmed…
I was in Nicaragua once during water rationing & they shut the water off 1 day a week. when I went in the bathroom at the Hotel Intercontinental, the poop was stacked to the seat level… watching 30 sec. of this video was more revolting than opening the stall door that day in Managua
Somebody call the pool guy. We need a complete drain. Sanitize, and refill
Because beer can cozies, ass cellulite, and popping the cap off a Corona with a lighter need to be played in slow motion with a bad soundtrack.
I think I know where the remaining 75% of the mass of the universe is. It has to be in this “video” because it sucked that bad. Yeah, I know that was corny but holy fuccen shit that was bad.
@ Mr. White- haaaaahahahaha!!!! And don’t forget the plastic tarp. Keeps the wet ash out of your butt crack. Damn, that was a depressing-ass book, I just finished. Good idea, though, I’ll enslave as many as possible with the promise of clean socks and potted meat. But the real forecast is PAIN!
Sounds like FM radio to me. What’s the problem? It’s you guys that listen to FM radio that are creating these monsters. Stop listening and supporting crap music (Jason Derulo, Usher, Justin Bieber, Drake, Lady Gaga, Black Eyed Peas, etc.) and they will have to change their programming. Turn it off.
Slow motion Corona pop at 0:27 FTMFW
After giving in and watching this video it is clear that the east coast bag is far more advance than the west coast bag.
Some things cannot be unseen.