Sunday, September 19, 2010
Hot Chicks with Douchebags: The Minimally Animated Short Film
“You make cookies because you’re a girl. Hehehe.” = Win.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
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- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
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- Archidoucheis
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- mr.reeve
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- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
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- soy bomb
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- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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That Stephen Hawking can really pull some tail.
I loved the coughing!
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Hey, should we re-enact our own “Caption This” comments here? If that thread is still available, we couple copy-and-paste on that page to death…..
Ummmmm, “couple”? WTF?
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My proofreader is fired. How about “could”?
That was better than “Cats”.
look for this consummately pronounced conversation in the newest learning material of your local ESL (English as Second Language) classes.
teaching English and the dangers of douchebaggery at the same time to recent immigrants. now THAT is killing two birds with one stone.
Swing and a miss, strike one…
Brilliant. And makes me want to take a dump, so double brilliant.
Horrific photo as the moment of impact is captured when an aircraft crashes into four buildings. Don’t click here, if squeamish!
Join us tomorrow for…Golden Globe Nominee for Foreign Animation Short Documentary, “Why Brit Girls Are Totally Lagered Before They Fuck Britbags” or “No Brown Toothed Ginger Twats For Twilda”.
Het Rocky, nothing up my sleeve. Fuck off Bullwinkle. What?
Most girls like David Bowie. David Bowie like most dudes and Somali trannies like his “wife”.
I only stated that I would not use the word tranny for two weeks. Tempus Fuccit.
I’d hit that blonde, even though her arms are a little long.
hha love the robotic aussie accents xD
Boring
Buffalo Beast smashes his iPhone in disgust.
Wow. That was more animated and spontaneous than a Bruckheimer creation starring Nicholas Cage.
OOH!
My favourite xtranormal cartoon:
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6192717/
@ Wheezer:
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Forget about Simple George gettin’ his smack on….lookit the gams on that dame to the right…her legs are so long they’d wrap around you 5 times. Or Rush Limbaugh twice. Or me for 14 seconds.
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When she sits to pee her knees are higher than her head.
That William Katt can really pull some tail.
That Napoleon Dynamite can really pull some tail
(shown here not only pertaining to the avatar’s visual resemblance to him but also in homage to Scrotum Pole’s awesome Stephen Hawking reference. See how I tied that together? “COCKK…SAY IT WITH ME….COCKK….never take Ambien while you can still see the sun in the sky…).
That Phyllis Diller really pulls the hotts.
That Chuckie from “Rugrats” really knows how to pull some tail………
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Gallipoli? Anybody in here…?
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{clicks off light, shuts door behind him…..}•
*turns on light again after DarkSock shuts door*
HA HA! i have this place all to myself now!
Dammit…every time you do that I end up tripping over Medusa’s Jebus-size jelly dong.
So the entire mountain is on fire above the Scrotato Head home. We’ve evacuated to family. Nothing to do now but sit and wait. Could see the flames coming over the ridge about a mile away as we pulled out of the driveway.
@Scrotatohead – bummer dude. Hope it doesn’t get to your house – keep us informed. And think: I could have been in San Bruno when PGE fucked up and leveled the neighbourhood…
Watching the flames scour the mountainside from the safety of the in-law’s back yard some 6-7 miles away. I can tell even in the dark where my house is. The fire’s worked it’s way more than half-way down the mountain towards where ours sits at the top of a circle. I’d estimate it at easily under a quarter mile. The response from the various fire agencies has been tremendous. Who knows if it will be enough. So far only a handful of homes have gone up in the neighborhoods to the west. Wish I could sleep.
I wonder what the effect would be, having some Stackhouse prose in that website.
Jerry Bruckheimer. Now there’s the biggest fucking honorary douche of the century. He’s solely responsible for turning David Caruso into a pitiful parody of himself. Don’t believe me? Here’s just a small sampling of the acrid turds that Bruckeimer has squeezed out:
CSI
Cold Case
Without a Trace
Pirates of the Caribbean
National Treasure
Con Air
The Rock
Days of Thunder and Top Gun
Armageddon
Bad Boys II
Close To Home
Miami Medical
Currently in production is:
Bad Boys 3
National Treasure 3
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View that list of smelly dick infection dribble and tell me that Bruckheimer doesn’t need to be drawn and quartered.