Wednesday, September 1, 2010
“Is She Really Going Out With Him?” Marathon on MTV on Thursday
If you haven’t had a chance to check out the HCwDB show yet, they’re running a marathon of the best eps from seasons #1 and #2 on Thursday on MTV, so checkitout:
3:00 PM ET/PT on MTV
3:30 PM ET/PT on MTV
4:00 PM ET/PT on MTV
4:30 PM ET/PT on MTV
5:00 PM ET/PT on MTV
5:30 PM ET/PT on MTV
Your humble narrator was the creator, lead writer and an E.P. on ISRGOWH, and I did my best to bring HCwDB’s quality mock to the televisual realm. On the negative side, we accidentally discovered Snooki in season #1, but don’t hold that against me. I’m working on my penance.
(New season begins in early November, but you didn’t hear it from me…)
I think you’d see a ratings boost in the third season, plus it would support our main mission, if the ‘bags could be euthanized at the end of each episode. Inhumanely, if possible. Perhaps the HCwDB law firm of White, Crucial, Flythehteth and whatever the hell it was could advise.
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At the very least put them all in a Thunderdome with a single mirror at the center.
Also, I’m not sure, but I think this may the the first MTV series ever to make it to three seasons. In adult years, this means ISRGOWH has had a run longer than M*A*S*H, Gunsmoke and The Simpsons combined.
Unfortunately, this stupid “job” I have gets in the way of my TV watchin’ during the day so I’ll have to miss it.
This is the only reason I ever watch MTV and I DVR the episodes so I don’t have suffer through their commercials for the Real World or Jizzy Shores. The Thunderdome idea would make it the best show on air.
Last pic i saw of Snookie, she looked like a 55 gallon drum with hoglegs
Congratulations, boss. Perhaps now you can actually boast of your profession and obsession, and not hide in the corner with your laptop at Thanksgiving and Christmas whilst distant cousins and aunts whisper and mumble amongst themselves all the while casting dismissive glances in your general direction as you nervously peel the silver wrapper off your dingdong.
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And by peel the silver wrapper of your dingdong I do in fact refer to public masturbation. ‘Cuz who doesn’t do that on the holidays?
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Hey, don’t judge me for using whilst and amongst.
I would send money to Pay Per View to see Snooki fight a tiger, Gladiator style.
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Then after the match, we could all say, “I like that tiger, I’m gladiator.”
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Try saying it out loud.
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I’m crawling back under my slimy rock now. By that I mean I’m going to the DMV.
Nobody blames you, Boss, for Snooki. Your show is about the mock, both of the greasy douche and brainless hott. Jizzy Shore is about embracing and worshiping the spectacle. You didn’t do that. Jizzy Shore must be stopped as much as the Virus.
I can’t help but wonder if these type of shows are doing more harm then good in the fight against all things Bag. While comical/painful to watch it pains me that these types are actually profiting* from the mass media exposure. While this is a topic for another time I want to congratulate DB1 on his success.
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A Sad Situation
Yeah, Boss. The Jizzy Sore is a running pustule on the vag of society; you were merely the turgid throbbing peen that deposited it there on the outer labial fold that is MTV.
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I just metaphorically called the boss a dick, technically..my bad….
worse news i saw today was the “Shits” is gonna be partnered with that HOTT smokin Karina Smirnoff on dancing with the stars.
I watch it a time or 2 for this reason only
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/karinabikisdd.jpg
I hope the Acid baths she takes after each encounter with this enema nozzle does not ruin her
@Deltus
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My thoughts exactly, you nailed it right on the head.
not to start any flame war here but um this site and this show are total rip offs of Jersey Shore HELLOOO? give credit where credit is due. I like the site though; it a way its better than the other shows. what’s making fun of young people got to do with MTV anyway
We could make it a very special after school episode and call it Beyond ThunderDouche…hell we could even all pitch in and hire Mel Gibson*; he’s looking for work.
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*None of you are jewish, female or non-caucasian, right?
@Global Scott
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This site was around before Jizz Shore. GOOD BYE!!!
@turdacious
the only way Snooki would ever look attractive to me is coupled to a spiral ham slicer….Mmmmm Ham….
et tu, WRONG this site popped up on wordpress a few weeks ago calm down get a calender and do some math. jeez take a midol
i like the site, was pointed here by another blog and its good for laughs but hey cmon late to teh bandwagon guy
too bad, jerz shore just seems to encourage them
I see no hot chick in the above picture…I’d still tap that letter “M” though; meat rail the left crevasse whilst I thunder-frig the right one….oh yea baybeh…
@ darksock
the only way Snookie would look attractive to me would be in a mug shot after she knifed up 1 of the other cast members
@ global Scott
what are you saying about wordpress and hcwdb’s?
im lost as always
You gotta love when Db1 gets a new guy like “global scott” and instead of enjoying himself at a website that started in 2006 , he’s a fucking know it all with no sense of humor or anything to add except that since he “discovered it” it must not have existed before his awesomeness became aware of it this week …
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Did I say “global scott”? I meant Darksocck. Did I say “fucking know it all” ? I meant one of the funniest bloggers on the planet.
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Did I say “global scott” is a moron? Hmm coulda sworn I did
@Global Scott.
[Steps away from union negotiations table]
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Note the archives to the left extending into history. HCwDB has been on WordPress since early ’10 but was on another blog-host-that-shall-not-be-named for quite some time. Since you like the site you’ll probably enjoy wandering through the stacks.
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[Returns to negotiations table]
global scott is much like the tween girls who think Beyonce wrote “Amazing Grace.”
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They both make me sad.
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And gassy.
P.S. I can honestly say I have never watched “Jersey Shore” . Good for them .
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No beef with anyone that finds a market for their talents, no matter how empty. I’m looking at you GWAR, Lady Gaga, The Situation, Tyler Perry, Morning News Weathermen, Spike Lee, Kenny Chesney, Wesley Snipes, the WB, Jack Buck, Tim McCarver , Sean Combs and the entire crew of Jackass
indeed my bad
hey captain uptodate (global scott) check the archives ya jive turkey and get a clue before ya run yer trap! and by get a clue i mean swallow some sharp objects
DB1, for introducing Snooki to the world, your penance is 10 Our Father’s, 10 Hail Mary’s, and rough sex with her without protection.
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I’m not a priest but was forced to listen to one for the first 17 years of my life.
Great Scott you are an idiot!
Snooki looks like someone blasted the Pillsbury Doughboy with foundation spray adhesive and then rolled him across an Italian barber’s unswept floor.
don’t make me bring it
Man, how come every time someone shows up talking shit everybody yells “oh that’s darksock trolling again”?
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I mean, other than because of those several incidents where I was in fact trolling…
@ Global Scott– Why on earth would you argue with a regular poster on how long a site has been around? I know you already took it back, but I’m one of those assholes who likes to kick people when they’re down. Which is why I like this site.
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@ DarkSock & Croosh–I was totally thinking of you two when a friend pointed me to this internet gem.. Ummm…not that looking at porn makes me THINK of you two, what I meant was you guys would find it funny and…oh, fuck. Whatever. Just look at the shit but not at work, ok?
I would not call him an idiot, was just misinformed and might turn into a very humorous poster.
I give him a pass for what thats worth
^ Boss, do you ever link to porn for FTAL? Just curious. That Batman and Robin pic is killing me.
LOL…Focus people, scott is not the enemy…lol
From Snookie clip: “This discourse has the eloquence of a Socratic debate” is a hilarious line
Looking at porn makes me think of me…partially…
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screw it croosh I ain’t waiting till after work…
While we’re on the subject of HWcDB longevity, I started a thread in the Archives for Epic Comments. There’s been some outstanding and memorable comments posted by both regs and anons over the years. Unfortunatey most of them got lost with the conversion to WordPress never to be read again. For example, when was the first “I peed in a horse once”?. Be a shame if we lost all of our vicodin induced ramblings. I’ve posted a couple of my absolute favorites from my short time here. Feel free to add your own with a link to the image/date/douche.
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If we do a good enough job archiving comments I’d like to see a Douchie award or too as a result. Best screde of 2010, Best Single Line, Longest Diatribe, etc. That’s up to the boss of course, but I think it would be fun nominating and picking the truly memorable and epic comments for the year.
@Vin Douchal: The full line was “This discourse has the eloquence of a Socratic debate, only peppered with more s#@ts and f@#ks.” The problem was MTV daytime requires a full bleep, so you can’t hear the “sh” or “f” part before the bleep, so it’s hard to tell what’s being said. That was my favorite line I wrote for the ep, and my attempt to get at least a subtle dig at the Snookster.
Heh , I got a refill for my Percocet from my surgeon today
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@ Vin
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c’mon man…be cool….put some on iTunes and I’ll download them…
Why can it not be viewed in Canada?
Global Scott is about as global as a Kenyan orphan who has never ventured outside of a small impoverished town in his life.
… apologies to Kenyan orphans for likening them to Global Scott.
i trust that Season 3 has quality control measures that prevent the likes of Snookie and Stackhouse from trying to get into the show.
if so, i look forward to it.
We tried to get Kadebag on Season #2 but he turned us down because he’s a “legitimate actor.”
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