Monday, September 27, 2010
Pete Tentatively Attempts the “Rocker Horns”
Pete’s a bit unsure how much he has to douche it up now that he’s scoring way out of his league with the delicious Desiree.
So we’ll call Pete a stage-1 douche. Dipping his toes in scrotal waters, but not too far gone yet.
Certainly not as far gone as Brazilian Emo Hulk (warning: not for the faint of soul).
Yeah, you only wish Brazilian Emo Hulk is a photoshop fake. That thing is all too real.
Fuck me, that’s like a Bizarro-world Gollum. I’m going to have nightmares just knowing that thing is out there.
Though I’d sure be a lot more enthusiastic about things if Angel Dark was pressing her tits against my scrawny wireframe ribcage, and by enthusiastic I mean premature ejaculation.
First, I’d like to say he is not overly douchey.
Next I’d like to say she is not overly hot, and I only say that because she is wearing too much makeup.
Nottadouche.
angel dark…one of the primo asses in the biz
he was cold so she let him borrow her shirt
Gaybag.
Dear God, what is that thing? I can’t even comment on the fem bag with his orange Juliette Lewis semi-hott. How the fuck does one get their head and body grow in such disproportionate ways? That’s gotta be the result of some secret Brazillian Dr. Mengele made growth hormones.
Brazillian Emo Hulk has effectively ended my valiant twelve hour relationship with sobriety.
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Cheers!
Brazilian Emo Hulk is the only thing that’s made me speechless in days. Wow. Just….. Wow. Maybe not quite speechless, but. Wow. Just. Wow
Moobs
GSR
Taller than your house.
Uglier than sin – looks like a trannybag looking like a man looking like a woman
Does anyone remember ooooold Bill Cosby, “The Chickenheart that ate New York City”?
Yup, that’s the Chickenheart
And I call Notta on Petey
Brazillian Emo Hulk is one of the panelists on”The View”
So now we know two things that Brazil is good for: trannies and Emo inflatable dolls.
DB1 you owe us some serious pear and boob after that… that… thing. I may never fully recover, but some mental eye wash would help.
The Brazillian dude was on reddit a while back and it was agreed that he is using some sort of stuff that is not steroids (possibly in addition to steroids) that makes muscles look bigger. I don’t remember what it was called though.
So is this really a porn star named Angel Dark. My research is inconclusive.
question mark
Give Pete some credit for NOT wearing eyeliner.
Not yet, that is.
Emo Hulk would scare an alien visitor to this planet.
Brazillian Emo Hulk introduced exposed ceilings to Aborigini tribes
Brazillian Emo Hulk invented turkey baster steroid induction, through the ass
Brazillian Emo Hulk is one of the “Housewives of New Jersey”
Brazillian Emo Hulk is “Patient Zero” in the current bed bug infestation crisis
Brazillian Emo Hulk can spell “ImagensIdiotas.com”
BEH is what happens when you inject your muscles with that same oil shit to make them overbulge, like that dancing idiot with the Michelin Man bulging of the pecs and shoulders.
Brazilian Emo Hulk can tongue punch a thousand fart boxes without dropping his sunglasses.
BEH once successfully ravaged an emu’s urethra using only a rubber band, a paperclip, two pennies, and a gumball.
BEH once shot a stream of dung from his chin anus continuously for three hours after eating at Taco Casa. That place will clean you out let me tell you.
I don’t thing Vin cares for Brazilian Emo Hulk. Just a feeling I’m getting; really nothing to base that on.
@Massengill:
What exactly do you mean by research?
PS: She was recently Aqua Pear also, and yes, she is pornstar Angel Dark. And I bet that’s her real name, too.
Why the fuck did I choose to look at that thing just before I was about to turn the light off?
Dear sweet jehova why??
I felt a part of my soul wither just by looking at that thing and the expression in it’s skewered crustacean-like eyeballs.
jeeeeuggugghh…
That truly is something straight from the recesses of Jaime Gumb’s sewing room…
“Brazillian Emo Hulk introduced exposed ceilings to Aborigini tribes”
Epic summation Douchal.
…I found my gaze drawn desperately towards those open suspended beams, anything to draw my pupils away from the silhouette of that vacant, charcoaled uruk that has now blighted my psyche for the next 24 hours.
HULK SMASH!!!!
DayGloGuido 5:21
Marry me. That wasn’t a question, that was an order.
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What’s even creepier is that Emo Hulk has his right arm tatted like he’s Spider Man. Worlds collide, Jerry….As for our poor hydrocephalic friend in the photo, I give him a notta. And I give that girl an order to notta ever wear that dress again.
Brazilian Emo Hulk has made me reconsider my decision to have my cable reconnected after hours as this is the first thing I tested the repair with.
Brazilian Emo Hulk has me considering if I should cut my cable line for the second time today. Fuccen rental trenchers.
Brazilian Emo Hulk is Pumpito after a shaman put a zombie spell on him and shrunk his head. Holy sweet baby Jebus I need another drink.
Emo: “awwwwwww, Emo STRAIGHT….” as for Pete, I’d like to use his scrotum as a speedbag.
Brazilian Emo Hunk has pec implants, bicep implants, and I’m pretty sure he also has butt implants. South Americans’ love for plastic surgery puts Heidi Montag’s to shame.
The girl in this photo is going to have skin like an old handbag by the time she’s 30. TOO much sun / tanning booth for her. CREEPY.
Brazilian Emo Hulk once rode a unicycle into a whale’s urethra while playing Van Halen’s “Eruption” on bagpipes, while smoking a Marlboro Red from his asshole and fighting off a starving bear from eating the meat loaf tied to his cockk with a Kosher Arab strap.
Emo- Hulk is using Synthol. It inflates the muscle like a balloon, depending on where it’s shot in.
Pete’s being coaxed out of his choadalis like a newly metamorphosed monarch butterfly.
Meanwhile, Brazilian Emo Hunk scares even Cthulu.
–VS
Brazilian Emo Hunk is the depressive Poo version of the Hulk…. don’t make him sad he might turn a darker shade of poo.
@ Crucial Head 3:53
LMAO!!
Cheers.
Anton Chigurh called. he wants to unceremoniously murder Brazilian Emo Hulk.
Brazilian Emo Hulk butt-raped a newborn porpoise; it morphed into a scaled bear that lurched upon land and became the defeated challenger to the incumbent VP for the Minnesota NRA chapter. Accepting defeat, the beast then violated the New Hampshire Mrs. Paul’s Fishsticks factory, raising the undead enraged ghost of Ed Piszek, father of the modern frozen fish stick when, as a bar owner, he realized the advantage of compressing and freezing minced fish and crab meat treats, and then via DYI marketing, created the Mrs. Paul’s Frozen Fish Stick, which was at the time (early 50’s) a godsend to Catholics restricted to fish diets on Friday’s. The 14.5 meter tall Fish Stick Golem of Ed Piszek, who was a major Polish philanthropist who helped eradicate the scourge of smallpox in his native Poland in the 60’s, and also fought against abusive Pollack jokes in the 80’s, ingested a dump truck filled with salvaged GM transmissions and belched a tranny-flechette rain o’ death uponst the scowling visage of…
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I can’t remember what I was typing about.
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DAMN YOU AMBIENNNNN!!!!!!
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If you go back and actually listen to Styx’s “Mr. Roboto”, it was astoundingly GAY.
^ I approve of the above message.
I want to die in one of Darksock’s buildings…
@Fatness,
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If you live in a shanty in Tijuana, your wish may soon be granted… heh heh…
I am curled up in a ball in the corner of a Del Taco women’s restroom after viewing BEH on my Blackberry.
But then I view Desiree and Luke Waltonpud and I sort of feel better.
Correction, the chili fries gave me diarrhea and I am curled up in a ball again. And I think I shit my pants. God damn Del Taco.
I’m a grown man.
I haven’t had the heebee jeebees in decades.
I laugh at the most disturbing of horror movies.
I just saw the Emo Hulk.
I’m alone in my dark basement.
Momentarily, I will be sprinting up my stairs with a pen shank to protect me.
I will fall asleep shivering in the fetal position with one eye open.
God help us all.
The last time I saw a head like Brazilian Emo Hunk was on a totem pole.
OMG that’s downright scary.
You could have saved that for Halloween,you know.
AHHH!
So that’s what happens when you add water.
TO THE CHOPPA, NOW!!!!
Hey Sock, sometimes I take two Ambiens and watch Mexican bullriding bloopers in Hi-Def. That or stumble around in the garage looking for a broken toaster oven that I got as a wedding gift thirteen years ago.
Brazilian Emo Hulk… I’m speechless – is .. it(?) trying to smile?
BEH has so many implants – even calf implants in forearms… – don’t they have regular size head implants?
It’s…it’s as if someone were trying to make a dime-store Indian out of truck tires and hams.
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…(sniff)…it’s just so beautiful.
Emo Hunk Brazil CEP has implants, implants bicep and I am pretty sure he also has ass implants. South Americans love of plastic surgery is Heidi Montag have put to shame.
Emo Hulk is both the greatest and most horrible thing that I will see all week.
PUNY HUMANS!!!
Any guy wearing a too short shirt that shows his belly while making the rocker horns gesture is more than a stage 1.
Also, the brazilian looks like a combo of el chupacadra and that other guy who had the breast implants who did the bad techno dance, his name escapes me at the moment. Unfortunately, his image is still in my mind.
I can only assume the following:
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She loves coke and he’s Pablo Escobar’s nephew.
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She love’s huge cock and he’s Jonah Falcon.
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OR…
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She’s retarded.
I dunno…Brazilian Emo Hulk seems like a friendly, down-to-earth kinda guy.
@soy bomb: if, by that, you mean a homunculus made out of dirt and toxic waste and then animated using the darkest magic possible, then that is the working theory, yes.
Desiree looks like she smells like an ashtray, but it’s the best Pete can do with a degree in sociology and a small penis.
Chick is Angel Dark. Not a flattering photo here, but a super hot piece of ass.
Ironic that Emo Hulk has Spider Man’s costume tattooed on his arm no?
Still scared of Emo Hulk. Why would anyone splice the genes of Lou Ferrigno and Angelica Houston together like that?
Emo Hulk needs his own category in the Hall of Fame.
I continue to be fascinated and sincerely terrified.
Know her face , she does porn
Holy. Fuckin. Shit.
Sorry for the additional post, but I nominate this pre-op transvestite for the Hall of Poo.
T.J. Douchemandzadeh you beat me to it. This is indeed pornstar Angel Dark (possibly top 10 hottest out there).
Very nice ass and boobs that are unfortunately quite hidden here.
i would comment on the hott but i just poked my eyes out with my pen…