Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Trojan Horace
Trojan Horace knows what the Betty Bikini Hott and her older but still cute BFF Belinda need.
And what they need, is head gnaw.
Don’t know which is Betty or Belinda, but they are delicious.
Back in my day, mohawks were worn by anti-social punkrockers. Those were the days. Now get off my lawn!!
^Yep, now every dickhead clubbag wears them like feathered hair in the 70s.
Thank God for multi racial hotts and some sweet pear on this gloomy L.A. Wednesday.
If Belinda is on the right, it looks like she is a post op tranny…Horace can have “it”.
Belinda? Is that you? Get over here and cook me a hot dog in the microwavie thang
What’s with these poster who call every woman a ‘post op tranny’?
There are plenty of other sites which cater to their fetish.
Now if he would only make the rest of his head waaaaafffeerrrr thin… (think Mr. Creosote)
Thanks Boss!!!!, After the Kleen debacle the Pepto is kicking in and these 2 Hotts’ have brought a smile to my face. Trojan Horace just reminded me that I need to sweep my floors.
^Agreed. These are two non-bleethe hotts. I don’t get it.
With Southern Scrotic and ETD?
Wow you know, I remember back when a ridiculously high mohawk meant something.
Man I’m old.
^she looks like a guy to me, what can I say…
Centurion! Stop macking the bleeths and crucify those Jews!
Michelle Malkin is pretty hot, but the dude on the right’s long hair doesn’t hide the fact that he’s really David Cassidy.
Reminds me, I gotta sweep the deck.
…the poop deck.
Yeah, some of you guys need to get some glasses or something. That arse is nice. No shim or tranny in this pic.
The Mohawk is for these type of posers now. Time to start rockin the skullet instead.
Betty is bueno. Lol @ “trojan horace”, great one db1.
NOTTA.
Sure, he’s got a douchey haircut, but he smiles and appears to appreciate the hott proximity. Unless other signifiers are uncovered by the investigation– definite notta.
@ Sack O Douche
Where are you holding him hostage? Last I heard Skullet was in New Hampshire. Poor bastard just needs his meds. Keeps muttering “live free or die hard.”
The girls above I have skewered the likes of with gusto and the dude is a freak douche poseur. A welcome relief from the Kleen couple who are the worst people I have seen on this venue of weirdness.
Did I just use the word gusto?
Hotts and sorta douche. I think it’s there. He’s hiding it well in this picks. Second pic is Asstastic!
The skullet is good. He rocks out with the mullet every Friday night.
I peed in a Horace once.
@ darksock…LOL
I don’t know what the hell you guys are talking about…I’ll take older BFF Belinda any day. That’s some real-world hott right there….
Swiffer Sweeper
Betty & Belinda just came from rural Mexico with no money and no knowledge whatsoever in written or spoken English.
but they do have the hotness.
fuck you Horace for taking advantage of them like that.
I feel really sorry for Horace here. I know his pain.
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Last year, I vacationed in Phuket and met some fine young Thai hotties at a night club, threw around some baht (Thai Mickey Mouse money) for a bunch of drinks and cigarettes, then stumbled back to my hotel for a “bit of fun”. Those ladies were so sweet and seductive. Their tits were so round and perfect, skin so soft and sultry, I didn’t even think twice when they spurred my vaginal foreplay advances and insisted I go straight to pounding their anal playground. When you hear “me so horney!” just like out of Full Metal Jacket, but in real life, you don’t ask questions.
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How was I to know? When I went for the clitoral stimuli reach-around, I swear to God for the first few seconds I was convinced my cock burst through their pelvis and I was giving myself a hand job. Oh, if only it was that easy.
^Cathartic admission. Jacques now feels much better, and this is so much cheaper than therapy.
With regards to Trojan boy, he is hereby sentenced to a 12-game suspension, and the loss of three scholarships. Mack on, bro.
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Okay, the guy is total crap but the hotts are fab. We haven’t seen two sweeties together like that in a long time. I love the nude color top and the quartasian is to be licked.
Betty oh Betty oh Betty Betty Betty…did someone say something about some tool with a Mohawk – ’cause I just don’t see it. Betty would never go near some creep with a Mohawk. Would you Betty ?
I’m inclined to give this guy a nottadouche pass. Outside of being a broom head he doesn’t really have any of the big classic signs of douchebaggery. No Jewelry, not overly muscular, no hand signs, and lets be honest… he looks genuinely happy to be there. There is however evidence of a cover up tatoo on his arm…
Still I vote nottadouche. He gets a hair cut and he cool by me.
I agree- the kneejerk “she’s a tranny” crap gets old really fast. And if you think Belinda’s a tranny, then you need more practice at tranny detection.
Jacques – your error is understandable, as you were wearing beer goggles, which are known to inhibit gender radar.
For the young and not very observant here, here are a few clues to Tranny-ness.
1. Adams Apple. Men got ’em, chicks don’t. Trannies lose ’em but it takes a while.
2. Wrists. Men have thicker wrists. Women’s are narrrower and tend to be flatter.
3. Hip geometry. This one is pretty subtle, but nearly infallible. Women have differently shaped hips that form more of a bowl for internal sprog storage during gestation. As a consequence they have a lower center of gravity. They also have wider hips, as the sproggen need to get their heads through the tunnel of love. So, if she has very narrow high set hip joints, (not the hip bone tip itself) it is more indicative of a tranny. There are women with oddly narrow high hips, and more of them lately, as the caesarian section has allowed that trait to continue (they would have otherwise died in childbirth).
4. Neck geometry. Women tend to have narrower necks. Men often don’t have much in the way of necks.
So, let’s look at BOTH photos of Belinda here, mmmmkay?
1. No adams apple.
2. Narrow wrists.
3. Low hip geometry.
4. Long narrow neck geometry.
Tranny? Fuck no.
So, if you STILL think she’s a tranny, then I would suggest you simply have an issue with trannies and/or have inferior perceptual skills. Trannies are perfectly fine people, many are quite talented, intelligent, and decent people, and are not that hard to detect, *once you know how to look at women.* Simply “accusing” one of the women or bleeths on this site of trannyhood really isn’t funny. Unless you’re in your mom’s basement cruising for porn and have the humour of a 12 year old boy who’s infatuated with his own penis.
I am into Lindsay Lohan Hott on the right. Not only are the tranny jokes unfunny, they don’t apply here. She’s hot.
Who smeared doo-doo in the back of his ‘hawk? They get a gold star.
It’s Dyson’s revolutionary Douche Broom, gauranteed to pick up that annoying douche dander.
Again, fuck off all you tranny seeking fuck stain cockk lovers. Notta tranny and hottie for sure!
tranny
HOH, methinks. Or maybe that’s just Little Tony methinking.