Thursday, September 30, 2010
Where’s Waldouche?: Boatbag Edition
Somewhere in this lineup of fantastically leg curved slightly aging but still sexy partying moms off the coast of Montauk, I’ve carefully hidden a shturpy Boatbag.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
Mom on the left knows things. Big things. Wild things. Things that will drain your prostate, shrinking it to a singularity.
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All three grin as boat bag becomes shark lunch.
Nottadouche for this guy, he looks like he’s having genuine fun. And he spared us a hand gesture and kept his tongue in his mouth. He’s like Gilligan to those youthful Mrs. Howells.
This is a boat filled with MILFs and jumping waldouche. Get a bat and do some clubbing on his ladies.
^”on his head, lasies.”
God damn it! “ladies”!!!!!!! Learn how to type a-hole!
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I feel that the cougar on the left maybe a retired or current “exotic dancer” in Lake Havasu. I hear it pays well and put her through college.
The tit job on that thing to the far left is horrifying. Wouldn’t it be better to just live with small ones rather than the kind of nipples that look like a halibut’s eyes?
The other ladies on Mrs. Kroeger’s Tuesday night curling team need some lovin too. Not bad for 40 here. I don’t see Waldouche.
middle Hott and lefty Hott need some boobie-osmosis
On second thought the one on the left is trying a little hard to stay young. I can tell by her skin because I know things like that. I give her 48 and she surely is divorced and sucling young piss pumps. I found Waldouche and he is Leftie’s prey for the evening of sunstricken-drunken smelly old whore sex that he will try hard to forget next time he sees his mother. I can tell by her jaw.
Fcucky ficmjkuy fuuc I hate getting old.
I assume this means someone has already used his body shark chum and are keeping the levered head as a trophy? Don’t get it wet or feed it after midnight! You know what happens………
Clarence’s last words had barely cleared his lips when the toggle for the guillotine was fatefully triggered and his head was assembly-line delivered to the basket at the end of the bench.
Moton’s severed head was mounted on the starboard side of the boat as a grim warning to all who sailed up river of the dangers lurking below the murky waters.
The closer their boat crept towards the Bermuda Triangle, the magnetic pulls in opposite directions wreaked more and more havoc on the girl’s chests.
Lefty is past Cougar and moved on to Sabertooth!
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As for the other two… i’d rather stretch myself than listen to her story about how Mom gets all the guys after spending college tuition on the new rack and booze.
As the boat headed full steam towards the heretofore submerged sandbar, DarkSock takes his eye off the wheel for one auspicious moment.
Is that the SS Cougar headed for Bleethigan’s Island? Step-mom Bleeth on the left has a horrendous boob job and scares me regardless of her repository of carnal knowledge.
I didn’t see him at first. I was hoping that was him getting hit by that electrical storm in the background
Odd place to put a urinal, down on the right hand side like that. Convienent, cause once I’ve drained the bladder, the MILFs can drain some more valuable fluids.
Sorry guys. I would bang any / all of these gals.
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The douchebag I would feed to an industrial strength log splitter
The douchebag, I would crush his skull and spread the chips around my driveway like sea shells
Vin speaks the truth. We would all bang or “crush some puss” of all three chciks. Amen brother Vin. You have spoken the Lord’s words.
Looks like mother / daughter and aunt Lisa (formerly known as Porsche, dancing two shifts a night at The Booby Trap gentlemen’s club out by the airport) enjoying a day out on the water.
@ Vin
ure right
All bangable in my book
however, 2 Legs and female is chapter 1 in my book
That’s possibly the ugliest boat bumper I’ve ever seen. And why do they have it on the inside? Silly wimmin.
The one on our left just shot him out of her panoche like a heat-seeking moisture missile. He is gasping for air like a carp on the dock.
But I still root for the bolt-ins. Even on grandma.
^WTF are bolt-ins? Typing skillz nneedd somee omprovemint.
Mmm.. They are sweet, even the bolt-in one. They would be sitting better and not leaning if it wasn’t for Boatbag capsizing the craft.
The severed head lying upon the side of the boat is a reminder of what happens when you fuck with Buffalo Beast’s floating harem.
@ Sack O douche 3:10
Speak for thineself. I imagine all three of them are like a leather suitcase to the touch. Bleccch.
Just how I like ’em: old & greasy.
I don’t know…they would be good for a BJ in a pinch. They look vaguely familiar though…may have seen them the other night at the Lodge in Chicago…
hey black bikini milky blondie Linda in the middle, that douchebag on your boat just impregnated your daughter.
He’s there on the boat because he’s their court jester. He’s not seriously going to get any.
Damn Asian carp are not only flipping into boats full of firm-fleshed hotts, the damn fish have now taken on the appearance of human head!
Shelly the Sternum called “Shotgun” but we all know that black bikini’s sit bitch…
All of those tits are way fucked up. It’s okay since I like to finish from behind. And when I finish, the MILF on the left will throw me the keys to her Lexus SUV so I can pick up her daughter from senior volleyball practice. Really, it’s a win/win.
Or at least I think it ends up that way.
Oh, I’d bang all of the MILFs, it’s just that I’d be scared (and even scarred) doing the left one.
Not only does the brunette have a bad boob job, she’s got star tatts on her belly, a tatt on her foot,and one hell of a long left arm. I would do her for the reach around experience alone. Hell, she could reach all the way around me and bang herself!
Any one of these three would be who you’d schtoink if you struck out with the younger hotts that night. You’d have an okay time, too. I’m not sure this guy’s a douche, though. Wearing his cap correctly, the visor part has a decent, normal curve to it, the sunglasses seem regular sized and appropriate, and he’s smiling because, bleeth or no, he’s got three milf hotts on the boat. The only douchey thing he’s doing is a photobomb, and even then it’s pretty tame and innocuous. I’m giving him a temporary notta.
MILF in the middle is using her new Cooter Rooter app on her iPhone.
The term “boatbag” always makes me feel a little uneasy.