Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Assface McReynolds
There’s really only one question that Assface McReynolds ponders when he’s hitting on the Jerz Hottettes.
Is he more of a badass with glasses? Or without?
(Bonus points for finding Bemused Brotha in Pic #2)
Assface loves the smell of spray tan in the morning…smells like…poo
I believe OH stands for Olfactory Halitosis, which is somehow emanating from my screen when I see McReynolds here
Keeping it unreal in the two-one-six.
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I am from Cleveland originally and have officially dis-avowed my affiliation.
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You suck Assface.
Mmmm this guy is sooo hot. And by so hot I mean I just vomited and sharted all at once. True story.
I kind of like the one on the left. I’ve always had a thing for bitches. Case in point my last 10 ex’s. I can see it now, as she looks at me with bored contempt in her eyes. But she’ll hang around until all that remains of my once youthful frame is a broke dessicated husk. Que l’amour non?
That’s hot!
Cleveland? Looks almost straight outta Jerz.
@ Dicy I like your pearl necklace…
Bronagh on the left looks like she could motorboat herself. I think I’d leave her to it.
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No I wouldn’t.
Kudos to assface for rockin out in the cardigan, not many assfaces can pull that one off.
“Level land…. OH!” That’s what he says when he gets off the stairs (every fucking time… he’s retarded you see.)
Girl on the left is what happens when you let Kim Kardashian impregnate Snooki with semen from a syphilitic hobo. FACT.
His cap says “Ride Hard,” which is funny, because that’s also what the tattoo over his asscrack says.
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Jerzeygirl on the right looks like what a young Marie Osmond would have been if she had rebelled against the Mormon Church.
@Mr. White
I think I missed you the most. 😛
Dude to the left of me, joker to the right, here I am am stuck in the middle with yo. Adriiiiaaaaaaanne.
Cleveland Schmocks.
The Cleveland Browns
This is why I have a pit bull. I almost want this fucker to jump my fence and try to break into my house…. CHOMP!
Oily Hand
Oral Herpes
Rocky Bal’bag
Opossum Humper
Very low grade hotts today. Hopefully things will improve…my eyes can’t take too much more of this…
Snooki want smush smush!
Now i know why I don’t go to Cleve I’d like to smack that smug look off his face with the ferocity that James Harrison destroyed Cribbs & Massaquoi this past Sunday. Normally I’m all for girls from Ohio as they are some of the naughtiest in the land but these 2 make me ill. I’d like to drop a Cleveland Steamer on the whole lot of them.
“Cleveland OH 216” t-shirts are all the rage, around the world.
These 3 live somewhere else.
Please, lord.
Drew Carey must be rolling over in his grave.
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What? Too soon?
@Dicy
Back at ya’, darlin. Let’s get together and do some math.
I was all set to mock Assface there, when someone mentioned Dicy’s pearl necklace, and I see Dicy’s picture and the pearl necklace, and boobs. And now I forgot what I was going to say about Assface. Well, poo. Wait, that was it, or it was related anyway. Something about poo.
“Ride Hard”. That’s what happens when he and his buddies all cram into a BMW Z-3 to go to the club, they…..ah, never mind.
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Those chicks are wasting good looks on being tarted-up trashdolls and hanging out with assface there.
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Oh, Hell.
Open Hunting!
DON’T TELL ME TO SLOW DOWN, WORDPRESS, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
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Oozing Hemorrhoids
Ogles Homos.
Owns Handbags
Openfist Handjobs.
@ Southern Scrotic:
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Yes, too soon.
C’mon, DarkSock– that ain’t the real Drew Carey. The real Drew Carey weighed 380 pounds and drank real beer with every meal. He’s long gone!
Dorksuck, I’m not sure that website is trustworthy, this does not seem correct
His hand looks like a prosthetic.
another good one
I wonder what people in Cleveland have been doing for work since Lebron left…
Well, this guy is a gloryhole operator at The Ass Factory.
Groper Cleveland isn’t a badass in either pic.
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OH = “Only Hookers”
Orifices Hurt
Overtly Homosexual
Offers Hummers
Oiled Hole
Oink Humper
Oil-ed Hardy
Only Homos
Opens Handgrenades
Why do I think that picture would smell like a porno set inside an Eye-talian restaurant? Great, there goes dinner.
Ocelot
Hard on
Oklahoma
Hatter
Octopussy Hard-on
Oafish Hermaphrodites
Obligate Hurtbags
Oblique Hawkers
Orc Ham.
Odious Heroes
Odoriferous Hotspots
“only human” -Agent Smith
@Mr white
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Hooray math!
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Maybe we had it wrong and its actually Orthogonal Hamiltonians? You never know….
What were the words to that Drew Carey theme song again?
@ Wedgie–It’s “Cleveland Rocks” by Presidents Of The United States Of America.
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Here.
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I’ll take it from here….
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All this techno is calling me
back to the night club
I’ve got a bad attitude
I’m back where I belong
All the douchebags and their bleethed out hags go
Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks
Pumpin’ Pauly Ds and Snooki wanna bes goin’
Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks
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Girls that dye and fry their hair
they got the suntans too
giant shades and some big phony tits
they want drinks from you
all the stupid twits with the kissy lips go
Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks
They’re sluttin’ it up with a plastic cup
they’re goin’ Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks
M. O.: Nicely mocked.
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Dicy, between you and Medusa, my faith in the generation(s) behind me is somewhat restored. At least the female half of them…
Oompa Hedonite
I see a Sly Stallone look-a-like here…
And two Rocky Rack-oons.
His hand looks like a prosthetic
(It is, he worked that hand so much on himself, it just plain tore off)
so this is why McDonald’s doesn’t make pork burgers.
What is not visible is the question mark after Cleveland. It should read:
Cleveland?
Oh.
Bemused Brotha questions why he must be subjected to such poo. What kind of party is this!?
Where’s Fenton to tell all of us nerds that the “OH” actually stands for Ohio?