Friday, October 22, 2010
Friday Haiku
“Make a Wish” for Ronald,
Fakes lupus to live the dream
Giggle Hotts pay rent.
Jim’s first cruise to Greece
Stopped at Lesbos Isle
It did not end well
— Wedgie
Too much cash on skirts,
not enough for hallway lights;
try hundred-watt bulbs.
— Wheezer
A Clockwork Orange.
Pink has torn down the wall, and
Changed name to Umber.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Everyone should know
You put the fuccen hinges
Inside the damn door.
— Crucial Head
Money costumes say
“If you’re spendy, I’m bendy”
Lolipop’s no charge
— saulgoode42
Psychoanalyze
Lollipop and skirts of cash
Flushes tuition
— Vin Douchal
Everyone should know
You put the fuccen hinges
Inside the damn door.
Autoerotic
Asphyxiation noose hangs
Loose from scroteling’s neck.
Boss: first line six Syll’s
I drank too much last night too
All is forgiven.
One-sided mullet?
Is Ron Photoshopped in pic?
Questions…..and boobies.
Brunette hott’s clad in
DarkSock’s complete salary
And I am jealous.
At least two hookers
In this embarrasing pic
Tell it like it is.
The a cappella
girls group allows pretender:
His voice is sooo sweet!
I spy with my eye
A tender ‘barely legal’
… yep, it wears Pink Tie.
The one on the right
Shows us all through metaphor
What she thinks of him
Skirt costs five Franklin’s
Top costs four more Benjamin’s
Bye, X-Mas bonus!
Pinky on the left
‘Bout to birth Cleveland Steamer
Wheezer best look out!
Finding happiness
all about the Benjamins;
mine is up those skirts.
Similar schnozzes
Leads one to wonder: “Sisters”?
Taboo fetish… *SPROING*!!
Jim’s first cruise to Greece
Stopped at Lesbos Isle
It did not end well
Director yells, “CUT!!”
The cast returns to normal
Glee episode wrapped.
Six lesbianic
Teenagers just found their most
Masculine member.
I can’t type this shit
Fast enough to keep up with
That fuccen Crucial guy
Oops, 5-7-6
Lollipop Molly
likes sweet and sticky; I glazed
my cockk with honey.
Little does he know
The “Ass-Raper’s Dildo Club”
Just called this meeting
Flush with some roofies.
Pinky knows a bit more than
Girls about date rape.
Mr. Pink Tie gets shanked,
One more shot till girl on girl,
Now it’s a party.
Ron’s transsexual path
begins with post-op mingling
With some woo hotties.
Too much cash on skirts,
not enough for hallway lights;
try hundred-watt bulbs.
They will make a noose
“Another weird suicide”
Says police report
A Clockwork Orange.
Pink has torn down the wall, and
Changed name to Umber.
Staircase to the right
leads to the basement playpen.
Mr. White: “tour guide.”
Money costumes say
“If you’re spendy, I’m bendy”
Lolipop’s no charge
College half time show.
Flash Mob with lazer pointers
Goofs on Spirit Team.
Brunette, the “new blonde”?
Don’t care about hair color;
show me the boobies!
Never hire painters
Same color as house. Fung Shui
Turns all too dark poo.
Not much of a douche
But hot damn! What a gaggle.
He def gets a pass
the 80’s called they
want their hair and tie back–first
hang yourself with it
Metaphor: skirts tell
you how much money you’d need
to lift either one
Rockettes take time to
pose with Santa wannabe.
He was just too gay.
Chi Omegas need
interior decorator;
brought in Sig Nu prez.
Halloween’s comin’;
not sure what these costumes are.
Ladies, get naked.
Arizona State.
Wins collegiate award
For lifelike pumpkins.
Cast of failed B-way
show, “Ronnie’s Angels” signs off.
They kept shooting him.
Psychoanalyze
Lollipop and skirts of cash
Flushes tuition
Not really that hot
Not really all that douchy
But very awkward
Hey Boss: Halloween?
You holding fake douche/hottie
pic contest again?
Benjamins on skirt
“Seriously, he was like
My fav President”
Metaphor: Franklins
key to getting under there;
shocking if they’re not.
5:1 ratio
Happy lezzies ignore Ron
Sweet fapping later
“Oh my god” they say
“Best party of the whole year!”
No one got laid though.
Forrest was told life
Is like a box of oranges.
Didn’t get a bite.
Jerry Brown campaign
Doing well at USC
Bill Clinton template
Projectile cum shot
Money shot on money skirt
Or on lollipop
The club’s “Vegas Night”
Failed miserably with Don
Osmond look-a-like.
I’ve no funny stuff
Smiling giant babe on left
Wicked distracting
Brett Favre, in bad wig,
didn’t need to photograph
cockk; lets it hang out.
Bachelorette Party
Ordered stripper not savant
Ron drools into tie
New football recruit
Meets UNLV hookers
Hey pal, we’re models
Donny Osmund fails
In the soft porn spin of Tech-
nicolor Dreamcoat.
Lots of anal there…..
so much so that Ron has pink
sock draped over neck
I’d invite these gals
Lottery win party then
Utah with five wives
H. Reid’s campaign aide
comes with solution to win.
A whore for your vote.
naive young Ronald
expect the unexpected
one is a tranny
Stunned Donnie Osmond,
Walks into Vegas Whorehouse,
Stays for the boobies!
Cash-draped wonder bra,
Thousand-dollar-garnished thong,
Stimulus package.
Nancy Pelosi
removes her mask and parties
with DNC girls.
Lollipop tastes like
Five different vaginas
Young scrote gets no taste.
Pink tie, backwards cap.
Don’t try to hide behind hotts
We know you’re there, pud.
Okay this is it
I’m finally going to join
Young Republicans.
After election,
party rages on. Who won?
Oh, I think he did.
“Where’s Waldouche?” you ask.
Just peein’ in butts is all
Go in peace scroteling.
Bikinis of cash?
Girls, that’s not what I meant by
“Take my money shot!”
Laugh it up, Ronald.
Your sister’s friends won’t put out.
At least not for you.
.
So much giggle hott.
Rightmost hott’s butt cheek beckons.
Midd’ navel needs gnaw.
.
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-Amerigo Vesdouchey
Damnit, late again
stupid dog chokes on something
Trip to vet. Whoopee!
out from my dog’s throat
the vet removed something strange
these girls’ dignity
My contribution
Not in the propert format
Wedgie can’t count well
Or spell “proper” either
Girl on left looks like
One of my sister’s Facebook
Friends. But sluttier.
Stupid fuccen work.
Fuck! Shit fire, save the matches.
Stupid fuccen work.
Put on a pink tie
And Jizzed in his pants. Creep smile
and jizzed in his pants
five bangable bums
Drag Mulletstaine screams, “i’m limp”
Goes home and hangs high
blow hard band geek clues
playing flute is big pay-off
must exit friend zone
@saulgoode42 FTW!!
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Money costumes say
“If you’re spendy, I’m bendy”
Lolipop’s no charge
College suckle thigh
Every harem needs eunuch
Harold fits nicely.
using hotts as meat
shields is punishable by
Navy SEAL snipers.
alright my haiku made it on time on Friday!
Dollars to doughnuts,
the pink iced varieties
are tasty ass pie.
Two-buck Chuck likes him
a little pink daiquiris
with his one-buck fucks.
The old question of
“What’s black and white and red all
over?” is answered here.
(ok, omit “here.”)