Friday, October 29, 2010
Friday Haiku
Greased Lubey Douche
Freud says: Thumb phallic trauma,
Lana abandoned.
Not what I meant by
will you go down on me Sheila?
but she gives good thumb
— Eliza Douchecoo
The douchebag dentist,
Looking for a decayed tooth,
But, extracts her soul.
— Devon Wheatcakes
White Leather Matches
On Pedros belt and wrist, but
Lana, too much teeth
— THEONETRUEDOUCHE
A fan of salad.
Fedora likes his tossed. No
Mayo just oil.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Reminders of the
Gulf disaster. But for them,
“BP” means “butt plug.”
— Wheezer
I got a hat yo
bandanna on the neck check
seven foot of poo
— wonderdouche twin
Had no idea
F. Murray Abraham was
A gutter urchin.
— boatbutter
He misunderstood,
When the brunette told him,
“I want your digits.”
— scrotum pole
The Prep H Gangsters:
just ‘Frisco metrosexuals
who love crossdressers.
Lana’s mistaken
This is no buttered lobster.
Quick! Spit out that claw!
Isn’t Astro-Glide
meant for use as lube elsewhere?
Human Slip-n-Slide
Greasino the Great
shows off the lifelike mouth of
his newest dummy.
WD-40 Douche
Gets thumb job by Bleethy Bleeth
Death by Mandana
The pole dancer’s creed:
“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.”
She’s a rule-breaker.
Fetish-party Choad
Shows Lana his catfish hold.
“Catch (Bleeth) & Release “
Lana on her knees
Greasy douche mistakes her for
a Pez dispenser.
White belt warrior
has lots douche accoutrements.
They add up to poo.
Notary Lana
shows off her new embosser,
orally mounted.
Not what I meant by
will you go down on me Sheila?
but she gives good thumb
Had no idea
F. Murray Abraham was
A gutter urchin.
The douchebag dentist,
Looking for a decayed tooth,
But, extracts her soul.
Reminders of the
Gulf disaster. But for them,
“BP” means “butt plug.”
Kroeger wakes sober.
Sees tragic humanity.
Hello liquid lunch.
Glisten does the douche
Margarine mandana slime
Bleeth sucks the butter
Greasy douche put a
quarter in Sue, but the gum
ball comes out the back.
Wilma Fingerdo?
That’s just because his cocck is
meant for someone else.
I got a hat yo
bandanna on the neck check
seven foot of poo
Oiled up Italianbag Joey
Shows Diana how to bite
Joey loves gag ball four play
A fan of salad.
Fedora likes his tossed. No
Mayo just oil.
Lurch takes a day off.
Plays the ‘Thing’ for Morticia
Well, this just festers!
A greased-up assclown…..
gee, how is everything a
gay reference here?
Standing on tip-toes,
She’s still only chest-high.
Randy Newman”s right.
Just look at me G’
Bikini top on shoulders
Inspector Gadget
Noose deathgrip constricts
Head slung – greasy submission
‘Bag em n’ Tag em.
Douche realizes
That Bleeth knows tip of his thumb
Is larger than cockk.
White Leather Matches
On Pedros belt and wrist, but
Lana, too much teeth
what can we say?
Barf, uggh, ralph, puke
Slip, die on puddle of KY
A Midnight Cowboy?
Or Sinatra wannabe?
Just Douchepocolypse!
Pennzoil Pete drips
Walking Gulf Coast oil spill
Planet Earth drips black
True Mafiosos
would whack dis fag bum out ‘tree
ways to Sunday, natch!
Reknown dental Doc
Prepares to remove jaw bone
After semen rot.
Gangstabag wants to show off
His GSR and new white belt
“Poo and lube!” he proclaims
Hottie on her knees
Douche demonstrates his grip to
Hold a large mouth bass
Greasy choad attempts
Prying petrified VD
Before it’s too late.
Lubed up Guido Douchebag
Watched too much Boardwalk Empire
Notta bites, spits and swallows
Mom said to Dina.
No more of a these greasy.
Dina goes for crude.
Spit-shined brown lobster
Primes SLAPWHOAR receptical
For his diseased load.
They tried hanging him
They tried pouring kerosene
Thumb one kill him please
w8….isnt it the brother of power choad?! oO
Bar’s experiment
with Poo Wrestling draws one fan.
She’ll get Cholera.
Sucking stinky thumb
Third prize in who can climb the
Greased guido contest.
Halloween’s scary,
but “trick-or-treat” should involve
sweets, not fuccen grease
He misunderstood,
When the brunette told him,
“I want your digits.”
Wanna be gangsta guidobag
Diana the notta hotta biter of cockk
Smells like baby oil, poo and cagarrillos
More tan than Michael.
Tony’s dance routine amuzed
Gina with Thriller.
wax figures should not
get up and walk. Tommy Lee
freak is living proof.
“IT TTASTES LIEK MUSHROOOMS!”
GINA SAAID AS SHE RELAIZED
HE HADD NO TARMAL!
How many licks does
I take to get to middle
Of Chlamydia.
Klinger greases up
and bulks out long after Mash
Now he’s into Rash
Motor Oil Man
Likes to act out Cape Fear scenes.
This will end badly.
^html fail, fagaoth
Motor Oil Man
Likes to act out Cape Fear scenes.
This will end badly.
Michael Richards thought:
nigger spout epiphany –
“I’m self-loathing queer”
Age making dance moves
Rusty. Johnny needs lube job.
Comes out good as poo.
First they came for nips
Then they came for fingertips
Lower Horn, you’re next
“Cape Fear” sequel stars
Snooki and some random douche.
You owe us big, boss.
She said she was dry.
“May need a little lube.” He’s
Going in head first.
Joanie Laurer paid
to take a dive by greased-up
Vince McNoMan here
Snooki wannabe
Finds low rent Situation
New show, “Herpes Sore”
Hey Doc, what’s with me?
Can’t stop sweating motor oil
And attracting dogs
When Medusa sees
this, she’s gonna go apeshit.
I want that carnage!
Out of Haiku’s. I
Get back to work with liquor
To ease mental pain.
You’ve got him all wrong
True humanitarian
Pro Bono Dentist
The characters from
Tony and Tina’s Wedding
Honeymoon, Act Five
Proctology school
Hasn’t yet covered which hole
Ya stick ya thumb in
All the cloth on his
body might add up to a
full shirt. Just a thought…..
Alas Poor Bleeth! He
knew fellatio, fancy
gorge rising ab-horr’d
New Age nail technique
You think this is disgusting?
Wait ’til she does toes
Lavender neckwrap
surely matches his panties;
I don’t wanna know.
Campus zombie craze
goes to far as Lana eats
two digits and thumb
excuse me while I
throw up in my mouth, she said.
butt plug boy lends hand.
if i wake up and
look like this guy. please cremate
my living frame quick.
Formatting fails Boss,
though I’m sure he will fix it;
made front page again!
^^As soon as I clicked
“Submit Comment,” formatting
showed as corrected.
Is it hot in there?
Good sweet Jebus, he’s melting.
Hott likes taste of wax.
.
Nice suckle shoulder.
But Lana digs wax statues.
Great conversations.
.
.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
Greasy brown douchebag
Demeans coed with his thumb
Poo craps a human
Dammit DB1, WTF? These Friday Haikus are way too early for me. What is this, an East Coast contest?
Greasy pube grazer
Man-boy … too much time with the razor
Hott sorta looks like Roz from Frasier
Friday Haikus not,
place for homophobic rants,
Only poetry.
.
As to Mr. Biggs,
Yes it is far too early,
But Links, West Coast Time.
.
– management.
wtf whys everyone
speaking in
3 liners? ^
Thank you DB1
That moron’s rants were getting
Worse with each posting.
greasy douche does not go down smooth
feels like sandpaper
Sorry, DB1
my brain won’t think up haikus
pre-7:00 am
This is, by far the
Most disturbing thing I’ve seen
In a long, long time.
Hey douche, Dick Tracy
Called: you’re not in the movie.
You are too scary.
Lubed up douchenozzle
Likes to feel open mouths since
Tetanus took his
“Just bite my thumb” douche
tells skanky bleeth. Noxious brown
cloud envelops room.
.
Haiku muscles are
not in shape.Stoopid class keeps
me from haiku fun. 🙁
greased up loser trash
thinks he’s Tommy Lee
but he’s Tommy She
There’ no kissing this
Godfather’s ring, just molls suck-
ing up douche digit.
When douchebags look like
Italian sausage, Johnson-
ville broads seek Johnsons.
new anti-aging
treatment: slather Botox all
over your body.