Friday, October 22, 2010
Jeff Reed Parties with John Largeman
Yeah yeah, I know you’re just killin’ time until I serve up some Pear.
But Friday Thoughts and Links aren’t for another coupla hours. And I’m just about outta quality HCwDB pics for the week. So we’ll make due with some classic sportsbaggery, Pittsburgh Steelers kicker and allaround toolscrote, Jeff Reed.
Your pear is a-comin’. Don’t you worry.
Jeff Reed, is he still relevent ?
He needs a shirt and a comb. that’s all.
What is it with the shirt off in a bar thing? Fuccen sweaty asshole, put a shirt on. I hope someone kicked this tool in the cunt before the night was over.
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Asshole
Yellowhoop earring blonde looks as though she is just about to pour her beer on Jeff Reedbag’s head.
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I don’t know how the rest of the panel feels, but succeeding at that could earn her some Hall of Hott consideration right there. Were her boobies to be more bulbous and falling out of her top, there would be no question.
This guy is a jackass. A Sonic the Hedgehog haired jackass. I don’t watch football because of you Jeff Reed. I would rather listen to golf on the radio.
Ass Pear……….Ass Pear………… Ass Pear………. Ass Pear……. Ass Pear…… Ass Pear……Ass Pear…..Ass Pear….Ass Pear…Ass Pear Ass Pear Ass Pear Ass Pear Ass Pear! ASS PEAR!
With his shirt off he looks like a kicker.
If she dumped his beer on him, it might actually make his hair look better.
*her beer…….what the fucck ever.
If that chick was me, she’d be smashing that bottle over his head.
John Largeman is awesome. You know he pulls tail like Tiger Woods hopped up on Cialis and cocaine.
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Get some!
I’m afraid that John L just ate the Pear…
Is it a pre-req that you have to be an asshole to play for the Steelers? How did Hines Ward get around that clause in the contrract?
If this photo was taken 12 seconds later we would have seen the knuckle sandwich donkey punch delivery to the dick.
Blond w/purse:
Do you Jeff, take this large fat bastard to be your lawful wedded husband?
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Jeff Reed:
Err, uhh,(drool) I do.
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Blond w/purse:
Do you John, take this douchebag kicker to be your lawful wedded wife?
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John:
I do.
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Blond w/purse:
I now pronounce you husband and wife. Yellow hoop ear-ring bearer, you may now christen this lovely couple with Bud Lite Lime.
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They will then exit the bar, while being pelted with beer nuts by the adoring guests.
Looks like Paul Shaffer aborted a binge drunk baby, conceived with one of the guys from Poison… IT’s ALIVE!
I swear, does this guy even own a shirt that isn’t his jersey?
While we are waiting for pear check out the Barstool Sports “Local Smokeshow Of The Day” from this week. The lovely and talented Sarah
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Shit, with that “physique” I could be a fuccen kicker. This cuntnuckle is a professional athlete? Then I must be Steven Fuccen Hawking mixed with some (Insert some famous guy who is good looking) and (insert famous AND talented musician).
Eeeeeee.. Sarah has three hands full of talent! (time to grow another hand)
“No seriously, if you pour some A-1 or barbecue sauce on it, I’ll eat it in less than 1minute.”
@Vin, 12:12 p.m. –
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Thank you, good sir. Sarah has wonderful boobies.
Well,on the bright side,these idiots buy a lot of hair care products and clothing,and maybe that will perk up this economy. Although a lot of that crap is made in china…
TONS O ASS
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Turdacious has seen sweet Jewess Sarah and raised Vin 1500 pears.
Can someone raise the turdman with a few girls and a cup?
@ REV
1495 pear
I think some of those have been seen here before
Vin, Turdacious, thanks! That Sarah has a sweet… well, everything, actually. And Turdacious, the one pic in there of the uberhott with the blue hoodie and red shorts? Makes me wanna slap my wife for not being her.
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Now, the chant:
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ass pear ass pear ass pear…
yea i coulda saved um up and doled um out a little at a time for the next 10 years but fuck it…go big or go home
shoot my wad all at once
The real John Largeman would never hang with Jeff “Skippy”. This impostor is just some local yinzer hopped up on IC Light & Pierogies
i guess this pic officially disqualifies John Largeman from possession of his nottadouche pass?
poor Mr. Largeman.
Must be something goin’ ’round the NFL with the jeans and shirtless thingy, cuz Indy COLTS punter Pat McAfee was identically attired just before his arrest in Broad Ripple about 5 AM; only Pat had been swimming in the canal and stopping cars in the street afterwards.
Now THAT’s a true DOUCHE by full immersion, just let’s dispense with the bag and hose part.