Thursday, October 21, 2010
Mr. Choad’s Wild Ride Continues
When last we saw Mr. Choad, he was climbing aboard some contraption with the Corona Triplets.
Today’s adventure finds Mr. Choad setting out on a new mission.
Acquire a case of beer without getting carded in the desperate hopes that Corona Triplet #2 will make out with him after homecoming in a few weeks and won’t realize he’s really 17.
Hard to mock that mission. Good luck, Mr. Choad.
He knows this hooker, her name is Carl. She’s beautiful man!
I don’t think a lime wedge is going to kill whatever bacteria he gets from Triplet #2
He’ll need a shot and some pills to kill the bacteria. Sadly, it won’t cure everything.
Maybe it’s the extra Thorazine I took this morning… but I can’t find it in me to mock Plastic Man.
where are the hot chicks on this site?
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i was wondering why stretch armstrong came to mind
Hot Sluts With Teen Bags
I said TEEN bags!!
Those thighs are going to waste on that filthy bleeth.
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go ’round!
Different guy. No tats. No cable chain around his neck. No dopey hat.
Nottadouche.
It seems Kitchenbag’s hott may have gone “blonde” and started pumping a little iron.
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Of course, it doesn’t look as though brunette was her natural color either.
The middle hott is what its all about.
She reminds me of that exotic girl in the All State commercial that wants a guy with a ‘dark side’. Same “I’m going to hurt you” look.
Me likee.
That Bleeth on the left looks like a photo negative of Cher.
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I’m pretty sure that guy was one of farmer Ted’s freshman nerd buddies in 16 Candles.
@Douchble Helix
I dig the chick in the Allstate commercial, I’m all about chicks like that, well that and skittles.
Blond bleeth on left is some kind of frightener.
Timmy knows he’s out of his league so he’s busy having a date with Rosy Palmer through that hole in the pocket of his swim trunks.
Hat hott has still got it. And by it, I mean a gorgeous round ass that sets Deltus Jr. at attention.
Why do I keep hearing “Snooki want smoosh smoosh!” yelling at me from this picture?
Notta
But thems some PTP skanks right there
L-R: The White Witch, Drag Queen contest runner-up, Snooki Impersonator, Kid who cleans my gutters and better the eff get back up on that ladder before I go get the hose.
Is Penicillin available in eye drop form? I’m gonna need it.
About the only new thing here besides the Corona bikinis is the visual effect of how much taller our Choad is than the bottles, er, babes.
I would love to call bonebag on slim here but he really doesn’t appear to be a ‘bag. I think I have been away too long. That big old booty on the right bleeth sure starts my morning off well. Thank you for that.
i don’t know where Mr. Choad’s Wild Ride (the poster) is, but if i was him, i’d be back here already.