Saturday, October 23, 2010
No More “HCwDB Not Quite After Dark”
The lady from Wednesday’s “HCwDB Not Quite After Dark” writes in:
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please remove my picture that i did not give you permission to put up.
I want that picture off your website.
The picture I want taken off is from wendsday oct 20, 2010.
I want to know who got the picture and where from since it was from my own page and i took the picture personally!
Its the picture that says Not Quite After Dark.
My boyfriend was furious and if we need to press charges we will.
Again I ask that you take down the photo as those are MY friends and THAT IS ME in the middle of MY FRIENDS! They are not douche bags!
Take it down!
Thankyou
— Loventhesurf
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Yourwelcome.
Perhaps you’ll change your mind by Toosday?
Low quality take-down request. Points subtracted for lacking any mention of “my attorney” and for not calling-out the hatters.
I miss that 80’s band, ‘Til Toosday.
If the young lady in question would be prepared to furnish us with a hyperlink to the original page from which the picture was taken then perhaps all parties would be satisfied. I bid you adieu.
You bet your ass those are YOUR friends! They are clearly not ours, and thank goodness. And thank you for pointing out that it’s YOU in the middle of YOUR friends! We got that from the preceding parts of your poorly written email. As for them not being douche bags, well, we’ll be the judges of that. What are you so mad about? That makes you a Hot Chick. Learn to take a compliment, stop hanging out with douchebags and things will improve vastly. Well, at the very least, your boyfriend won’t have to get furious over anything anymore. Although walking upright will still be a vexing concern, but a least he won’t be mad at us. You have the power to change your life!
Anyone remember the picture, I must have been sober to forget. My attempt at abteineousness only lasted until Thurrrsdy. Press charges for using items of public domain eh. I hope Aristotle’s kids never catch me for omitting him in a footnote once.
“Til Toosday. She was all dirty girl hot and even made a video with the Holy Triumvirate, The Greatest Band In The World. The Led Zeppelin of Canada, The YYZ’s, The Hemisphere’s, The Caress Of Steel, Kiss’ First Major Opening Act, The Necromancers, The Father’s Of Tom Sawyer, The New World Men, The Epic Writer’s Of Epic’s……The B-52’s!!!! What? You thought I meant RUSH. Their new documentary is the shnizzle.
^Sober up, Kroeger. For God’s sake, man, it’s only 12:49 pm.
BTW, I had already forgotten about that pic until you reminded me with your mindless ranting, miss Loventhesurf. May I suggest your next beach trip destination should be Santa Barbara, specifically at Surf Beach? I hear it’s crankin’ there.
What, too soon?
Well, when you roll with douches, what do you expect?
What part of “posted on the Internet for everyone in the universe to see” don’t these maggot brains get?
It’s 4:17 here. Woo Hoo.
She should sue Mark Zuckerburg while she’s at it.
Seriously, we need to set up an independent archive of this site’s pics. That was a perfectly forgettable picture until the takedown request. And like I told Medusa, if people are furious/offended then our analysis was spot on.
Pipe down, Loventhesurf!
pffftttt…baHAHAHAHA. what a stupid bitch…go get implants retard. just kidding, i’m sure being illiterate isn’t really your fault…it’s probably someone else’s fault. i mean reading isn’t fun right? listening to your ipod all day is so much more fun. school isn’t fun. sucking dick and smoke breaks is more fun. walking isn’t fun. being chauffeured by douchebag boyfriends that get replaced while they still think there is a relationship is more fun or funner even. what you can’t see right now is the clit sized violin i am playing.
let’s just stick to gator, fish slap, unknown bagger and kleenex types…i mean they can’t sue because all their assets are tied up in people’s nostrils.
You lay with dogs, you get fleas.
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You cluster with Cockks, you get glazed.
LOL! Note to self: Take down picture of me at Douchebag Convention 2009 on my page before it gets posted here.
And Wednesday is pretty hard to spell. It took me awhile to get it down.
And totally weird CBS, I’m playing a penis sized cello. Its a nice organ, er instrument.
I love that these kids don’t get it that when they post a picture of themselves on the internet that the word ‘PERMISSION” no longer matters. As for how the picture was obtained, it was probably from one of your “Friends”. Ain’t “Social Media” great Loventhesurf???
Also your right your friends aren’t douchebags they’re ass clowns
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On another note what’s going on under the armpit of blondie?
Not sure about Blondie’s armpit, but the bag to her right displays a festering, shining mark of the bag.
Ahhhhhh..another satisfied customer 🙂
(Medusa hit the nail on the head, as usual). Idiots abound and cannot recognize a ‘bag when they have their arms around one. This site can help…pay attention young lady, and next time you find yourself in a pack of douchebags, you might just look around and exclaim, “Ee gad, I am in the midst of douchebags.” Or, “Hey! No photos, you guys are douchebags, and I could end up on the internets with this.” And so on.
You lay down with vinegar and water, you get douched.
Now let’s see. The days of the week… Oh yeah, they went
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Mundai
Toosday
wendsday
Thurzstday
frydai
saturdday
sunnidai
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If the eyes are the windows are the windows of the soul, then writing ability is a direct look into the brain. Echo….echo…echo…
“im like so mad & stuff becuz i put that pixture on the interwebs & then somebuddy else put that pixchure on anudder part of the intertubes & it totallee isnt fare and my boyfrend will beet U up h8ers!”
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I want to press charges against her for making me read her stupidity transcribed into written form.
alas, my festering lil’ yeast infected clap trap, one of your “friends” sent that photo to this site so we could call you out for what you are… now go pound some salt water up your stank gap & refrain from using the douche clawhammer genitalia
Dear Lovinthescrote,
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“…my boyfriend was furious…” because:
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a. He was labeled a douchebag
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b. He was frustrated when he tried to E-mial the site himself, and was unable to string three words together in a semi-coherent manner.
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c. He was never able to become a banker.
@ DSock 3:59
ya ram wooden dildos all up in ya, you’ll get splinters!
Attention Wedgie’s of The Solar Federation. Attention Wedgies’s of The Solar Federation. The Liquor Has Assumed Control. The Liquor HAs Assumed Control.
The drum room is going to shit like look when I wakw up in the night.
@Newman. I’m all too familiar with the disappointment of not becoming a banker. I remember when my dad would take me to the bank and point to the teller. He’d say “Sonny boy, take a good look at him, that’s gonna be you some day.”
When I didn’t make it I almost killed myself…but you stopped me, and for that I say thank you Newman.
hey Loventhesurf was your boyfriend in the pic?
if so, allow me to perform a Nelson-style “HA-HA!”
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on an unrelated tangent, i respect surfing. it requires great skill. but WHAT THE FUCK is it with surfing and douchebags and bleeths?
“if we need to press charges we will” is douche / bleeth codespeak for “if we need to endure an hourlong line up outside the payday loan office to pay for the lawyer fees we will.”
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i remember seeing a lineup at a payday loan office in Calgary and thinking to myself, “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!”
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well, either that or their parents. i passionately believe that the last 3 bleeths that sued the publication of HCwDB (the book) had their parents pay the lawyer fees.
by the by, today a coworker lifted a 285lb load of rebar to his shoulders and packed all 285lb of it across a distance of 50 yards. with all 285lb of it resting solely on his shoulders for a duration of 50 yards.
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if we ever need to punch the living daylights out of Loventhesurf’s boyfriend, i hope he will back me up in the ensuing fight.
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because i’m barely managing at lifting 150lb.
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FUCKITY FUCK FUCK ($*&%(#*$&%
I want to press charges against that little blondie in the muu-muu. And by charges, I mean my genitals.
I think what we’re actually looking at here is a pack of ‘tardbags. They all look…really slow, y’know?
I always like that reactionary invocation of “pressing charges.” Douche Boris and Bleeth Natasha try to be coy and cunning and hope that scaring DB1 into submission by threat of legal action is a surefire tactic. Sadly, that bagtastic bluff only reveals their knowledge of the legal systems extends only to their all too frequent appearances as defendants in Judge Judy.
By the way, does the usage of “Wendsday” give douche-linguistic evidence that the Bleeths and the Bags have decided to adopt phonetics as an exclusive form of written communication? If so, thaht wood bee n-t-rstng.
“Egad, I am in the midst of douchebags”
That (with my slight fix) is going on my family crest. Well done sir.
“Those weren’t just *any* douchebags. Those douchebags are my *friends*”!!
there is a way to see the pic in question — I went to yahoo and typed in “not quite after dark” and the HCwDB web address — and click on the “Cached” link — the picture was still there. Don’t know how long it’s cached, but it worked for me.
Thanks Cached. Also see
http://tinyurl.com/2dhq5xq
Totally unremarkable photo were it not for the semi-literate takedown request.
@Steve L
I once lifted 150 ounces, does that count for anything? Not all at once, you understand, but 12 ounces at a time.
“A man’s got to know his limitations”.
“I want to know who got the picture and where from since it was from my own page and i took the picture personally!”
As opposed to *impersonally*?
Questions without question marks?
Who “got the picture”?
“[W]endsday”?
“My boyfriend was furious and if we need to press charges we will.”
What criminal statute was violated?
My freinds vs. Douchebags is a false dichotomy. They are your freinds AND they are douchebags.
Too much douche cock not enough education.
And before you math weenies bitch me out, I realize that 12 does not go into 150 evenly. Thanks, and yes, there were 6 ounces left at the end. Which I drank in half the time as the prior 12. Good night.
No tits, developing gut, a face that lunched a thousand fish. She’s right…she’s no hott chick and never should have been posted here in the first place.
I hate to break it to you, tiny tits but your friends are douchebags. You might not have noticed since your eyes were covered with those ridiculous glasses.
Exactly. Thanks for the caches photo. A perfectly pedestrian plethora of greased shaved weasels. And seriously, if I don’t date women like her it’s because they’re too stupid for me to put up with that kind of talk, and they don’t exactly put up with me casually pawing them.
arghhhh,. wat/? an ad where a guy makes out with a girl and then puts his something ring on another guys face as a lip pierce…without a props fist punch to say “you bro, theres a skill for ya”/// FAGGOTTTTTTT shit. broken children’s toys. bc it is necessary. cmon. ROCK BAND 2. eat shit feygit computer video game shite. eat my shit and die. die slow. die like you knew why. i will stand over you and tell you all about it. dont forget that.
i will render your fat. i will suck every bit of life out of your concept of being until i own you. dont doubt how much i hate you ability to be.
bigga!!!
In all earnestness, I thought she was a hotchick but they were in various stages of douchebaggery. She has great features for the artist to render, and by features I mean an interesting abdomen with shadows. For once we have no bolted-on boobs, except for the boobs surrounding her who appear to be belting on alcohol.
Belching too.
oh…? when this life is done. i will be there to grind down the bones and strip the sense of being of anyone who thought they were real. the real is feel. be that. know i want you to end. make that what you are. oh..another day? well then. i guess we move on. nothing changes. be some condemned form. it is easiest to define you when you are way behind on being able to define yourself. only my mispelling corrections should make you feel good about your chances…and my chances. it will end. soon.
You guys are totally lame and stuff. You need to get a life and stuff. My boyfriend can kick all your asses so beware. Just because I post my totally rad photos on Facebook and stuff doesn’t give you the right to post it on your website and stuff. Totally not ok and stuff.
And DarkSock I love to get glazed by cockks! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
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You lay down with purple jelly dongs, you get pink sock.
Yo Yo Ma
She doesn’t look a bitch. She was the tummy spooge chick. I don’t lick her anymore. My drums are all broken. Damn you Neil Peart.
What’s funny is that I’ve been wondering when the next takedown request would come, knowing we hadn’t had one for some time. I thought the “Got Jayson” pic from a couple of weeks ago would be a good contender.
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Oh well, I’m just glad those in denial are still out there so we can mock them, too.
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Thanks to those who found the cached pic and posted the link! Such run of the mill douchebaggery that was easily forgotten is now remembered more easily because of the takedown request.
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And to Medusa @ 12:43 p.m yesterday…..sonofabitch, that was fuccen beautiful!
Isn’t there another, weird, mirror site where the dude lifts everything from this site, but links everything back here so DB1 is somewhat cool with it? Or at least prevents him from caring? Someone brought it to our attention a few months back. Anyways, I’ll bet that site isn’t receiving any poorly-written takedown requests and the original pics are still up.
@soy bomb, 9:05 p.m. –
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I can sometimes find the pics at m.mippin.com by simply Googling the text of the “offending” posts’ titles. There are other pages as well, but the mippin page shows up quite a bit.
Stupid bitch probably does not understand the Toosday reference – hey idiot, YOU are in the middle of a bunch of DOUCHEBAGS.
Go get knocked up and wither in the shame of your pathetic existence.
To the dull witted flotsam who ordered the takedown:
Your friends are nothing more than clueless apes. Seriously. They’re a pack of losers so lost they might as well just wallow in their own filth and gargle the only song they know, which always sounds like “GRROOOOO!!!”
You’re clearly in the sub-average range yourself. I see a future as a dental technician for you. And don’t get all fuck-headed about how I’m looking down on Dental Technicians. I’m not. Some dental technicians are mis-understood geniuses, like Linda Perhacs whose music has suffered in obscurity for over 40 years and took to cleaning teeth to make a living. Sadly, you are no Linda Perhacs. Not even close. You have more in common with Snooki than a goddess among women like Linda.
Whoa, Linda Perhacs. I am going to have to put that right into my library. I am pretty sure our semi-literate feisty Wife-of-Bath like character who ordered the takedown would probably think parallelograms are some new age crystals that will give ‘positive energy.’
You lay down with DarkSock, you get urine in the ass.
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*claps hands* This is fun! WHEEEE!
I dont think you took down the right picture.
Strumpet says, “My friends arent douchebags”…
I guess they can’t smell their own…
@fatness “What part of “posted on the Internet for everyone in the universe to see” don’t these maggot brains get?”
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Well said my friend, well said.
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I love Google’s “Cashed” feature. Lets me view the pics that get taken down to refresh my memory.