Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

7:26 am October, 5 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like the kind of ‘hole that uses the word “Jack” as punctuation.
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“Hey, Jack, ‘r’you looking at my gals tits, “Jack” ?!?
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“Well yeah, Hoss, they’re spilling out of that top like a couple of boulders …”
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Because I’m the kind of ‘hole that uses the word “Hoss” as punctuation

7:26 am October, 5 Wedgie said...

Both grandmas are the same age……but the one in the pic above eats her carrots.

7:36 am October, 5 Deltus said...

The bleeth in the pic above? Trashy GILF; I’d motorboat ’em. I’d boil my face in bleach afterwards, but I’d motorboat ’em.

8:12 am October, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’m with Grandma, the look of disgust and consternation on her face says it all.

8:25 am October, 5 DarkSock said...

I dub the GILF in the picture: “Zsa Zsa Gomorrah”

8:37 am October, 5 Wedgie said...

^Zsa Zsa Abhor

8:37 am October, 5 Wedgie said...

Zsa Zsa DaWhore

8:37 am October, 5 Wedgie said...

She’s still alive, right?

9:10 am October, 5 douche bagel said...

he’s so douchey even his shirt has tattoos

9:10 am October, 5 Wheezer said...

I can’t shake the feeling that she’s been on here before, and perhaps somewhat recently. However, I can’t place her. Should I not have paid so much attention to the boobies?

9:13 am October, 5 system of douche said...

Maybe dipshit should have waited for the ink to dry before donning his shirt.

She looks waxy, but her cans are delightful.

9:16 am October, 5 system of douche said...

Midnight bowling at the Sokol Lanes ended when Gram tried to smuggle two balls out of the establishment.

9:18 am October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That looks like JBow-Wwow from Jersey Shore, but an older, attractive version.

9:37 am October, 5 CBS said...

he drinks liquefied ice cream out of that woman’s ass and calls it the Milfy Way. *suckle* *suckle* mama *coo* *coo* wahhh wahhh i wan ice cweem

i would kindly request that the boy close his legs however for the untreated herpes stinketh worse than all the wildness in the upheaval of the seven seas.

btw i’m thinking she cant be as old as she looks because the skin around her neck is very taut.

10:08 am October, 5 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Raccoon man-boy is secreting tattoo ink thru his t-shirt…
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and GILF’s got her some $10K figure 8 gram-boobs. Tap me a dusty bottle of Old Crow and I would gladly tap that dusty old crow.

10:20 am October, 5 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Zsa Zsa J’Shore

10:26 am October, 5 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I can’t wait to be over 30 and curmudgeonly like NJ Grandma.
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Wait…

10:28 am October, 5 Jacques Doucheteau said...

You guys forgot “Zsa Zsa Gonorrhea”.

10:52 am October, 5 tall guy said...

Sing it, Grandma!

11:54 am October, 5 Jimmy said...

Nasty bolt on titties. Just gross

12:00 pm October, 5 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Which one’s eyebrows are more sculpted in that pic?
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Yeah, her jugs are faker than that douche’s GED.
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I think he’s wearing a Rosary. Considering that plus the fauxhawk, sleeve tatt, stupid shirt, overly-groomed facial pubes that look like they were applied with a Sharpie, and a giant orange forehead– this would make for a pretty good HCwDB of the Week entry, except that she doesn’t actually qualify for the description “hot chick.”

1:40 pm October, 5 Tom Choad said...

If she pulled her shirt up to cover her face, I’d hit it.
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I’d hit him, too– with the front bumper of my truck.

2:04 pm October, 5 Blinded by the Shite said...

It just occured to me. If the Boss had never discovered (or “uncovered”, or “disseminated”) Snooki, then she would never have gotten punched in the face on Jersey Shore.
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I’m not saying that it’s a good thing… just that I support it.

2:56 pm October, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

Gads, that woman has had more work than my ’58 Buick. The only difference is that my car is not trying to fool anyone into thinking it’s an ’89.

6:42 pm October, 5 Stephanie said...

Congrats to the contest winners Mr. and Mrs. Fake from Jersey,they won first prize for trying too hard to fit in.

9:38 pm October, 5 Steve L. said...

if this is milf appreciation day, then i highly approve.