Friday, October 22, 2010
Uncle Henry’s Nephew is a Douche
Sorry Uncle Henry.
I realize you’re recently divorced and looking to mack on the Lake Havasu Ladies now that you bought a motorboat as you attempt to cling to your long faded youth.
But your nephew, Brook, ain’t gonna help you out with that, Uncle Henry.
For he is twatwaffle.
Uncle Henry? This is your daughter. I see what you did with my friends there, ewwww gross! I’m deleting you from my Facebook and I am SO never talking to Amber and Crystal AGAIN! U are all losers!!!
Nice SMILF
PS Crystal, your fake boobs look soooooo stupid. Ur dad should of bought you a car for graduation, not those things, ur a stupid slut
“She Fucks Me Not”
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At least his tatt is truthful. Well, that one anyway.
“She Lets Me Rot”
One of the most disgusting trends in our country today is the fake gang-banger look adopted by middle class white boys. I don’t get it, because most of those guys end up in prison getting gang-raped. Really, is this the look you want to present to the world?
And some girls go for this look, right? It is in making these observations that one truly understands just how fuccen old one is.
Brook’s expression is very disconcerting. Halfway between morose and moron.
Well, as least now we know where the Lake Havasu Crab Dragstrip is.
Uncle Henry almost deserves a pass here. We see him, a shirtless and somewhat hefty fellow, acknowledging his good fortune with an appropriate smile in being near these bikini’d hotts. Granted, they’re probably there because of the Bad Boy Club choadwank Brook, but at least 32-year-old Henry gets to enjoy some good scenery.
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But Brook? Definitely no pass. Is the Shocker also hand gesture #32 or #57? Or #4? The chin fung, the stupid tatts, the mandanna…..oh yeah, and he’s probably rockin’ some GSR and a left hand wristdana. And then there’s that smug look of entitlement that needs to be removed with a porcupine. Stage-3 scrote. When he starts juicin’ and goes orange, Stage-4.
Uncle Henry is huge like Veg and Kal, albeit of a different material and ilk. I’m still waiting for the Vulcan farewell sign to be turned around 180 degrees and lost for eternity.
I see four uninteresting pussies . And that’s saying something when two of them are in the right location
My Uncle Henry always wanted me to wear a Speedo and play ‘Santa’s Lap’ when he babysat me as a youngster.
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He was the coolest dude.
Hottest blonde in the middle is in about every wet dream that I have ever had…
DONT MOCK HIM… He just counted to 3 on his own!
I peed in a camel’s butt once.
Meh..I kinda like Uncle Henry..He seems like a guy you could sit down with a beer and have a nice chat. I say he’s doing well with the ladies…I say he deserves a pass.
But his pudwack nephew needs a smack.
Dude – wipe the chocolate milk dribble from your chin.
What? That’s hair?
Sorry, my bad. Shouldn’t mock those unable to grow more than 4 facial hairs
This is probably what Brook was saying when the picture was taken:
“Dat pussy was so nasty it disintegrated one of my fingers yo, check it out.”
Its going to be a long winter from the looks of the dark caterpillar crawling up twatwaffle’s chin.
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Regards
Brook, you poor misguided lad, the landing strip goes ABOVE the lips…
Even though Jerry “the King” Lawler has put on a few pounds, he still bathes in the healing waters of young pussy.
I just channeled Andy Kaufman’s ghost and he says he has a pot of hot coffee for Uncle Henry.
The blond with the fake or remarkeable natural boobs has a tummy that says come on me.
Do you think Brook is in the Crips? Can I make a recommendation that he try and join immediately if not? Also can I watch the initiation process (subsequent beatdown)? Shock the hell out of ’em Brook! Gangbangers and chicks the world over totally dig that move.
Hey DB1, I’m gonna be 40 before I know it. Why don’t you ease up on the age jokes. Besides, I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy isn’t even 30 yet. XBox has a propensity to age people.
Lauren Holly hott on the left tantalizes my loins egregiously.
This is Buffalo Beast calling Darksock. Can you read me Darksock?
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This is Darksock, what’s your 20?
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I’m over here near the the party barge with Uncle Henry Largeman and his twatwaffle nephew Brook, over.
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I’ll fire up the outboards and be there in 5, over.
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Roger that.
Uncle henry is as old as the milf and id tap that.
PS
not uncle henry
That’s a mother/daughter tag team if ever there was one. MAYBE big sis/little sis. And I think they’re both reasonably hot.
Uncle Henry is probably ok, but the nephew should be thrown overboard with the anchor
chained to his ankle.
Need a better pic of the blondie’s GSR, and I’m out.
Uncle Henry and the girls are okay,the dope on the left is trying way too hard to be important. Hey look at me,pathetic ain’t it?
Blonde hott on the right has good GSR. Boobs might be fake, can’t tell. And in her case, don’t care. *liiiiick*
If Uncle Henry scores the cast offs…good for him, but wear protection! You don’t know – and don’t want to know – where that miscreant nephew of yours has been.
Damned Harkonnens
There’s something oddly disturbing about bolt-on blondie in the middle. Perhaps it’s the impossibly stupid look on her face. I shouldn’t be so harsh I suppose. In a perfect world guys like Unkee Henry would score with her.
Of course, what makes this picture uber douchie is the Dutch Tilt.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_angle
Uncle Henry forgot to tatt it up like his nephew.
therefore the hotts will ultimately ignore him.
URK did i just indirectly make Brook look good? i need my rusty rebar.
Uncle Henry, once tossed overboard, is clearly a floater and will survive ritual douche by immersion.