Saturday, October 9, 2010
Your Saturday Triplefung
With all the troubles in this world, sometimes you just gotta say, “what the heck?” And go a full triple chinpube.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
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- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
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- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Better late than never – get this fuccen guy in the Weekly, STAT!
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Then again, she may not be enough of a hott to pull off an entry. We’ll need more pics of this assclown first.
Wow, I thought we’d never see the COMBO of fanny pack (and backwards, ftw), kissy lips, backward hat, 1980s sweatpants, triple chinpube AND 2″ pubedribble.
SWEET
But she looks like something outta Bladerunner
What a fuccen nightmare. I love the bad cell phone clip on the shorts of Retro Terri Garr Bleeth. And it’s hysterical that this guy would think he’s all badass but sport the horrendous fanny pack! Weekly contender, indeed.
The Pisseidon Adventure starring
Jesse” The Trident” Ventura, former Mexican wrestling star, and a randomly chosen pregnant chick.
Fourprong’s older brother by a different mother?
So whaddaya say, do I put Tripfung in the Weekly even with a subpar hott?
Boss, one more pic might be necessary, especially if it’s a better look at her. Or at least her unmashed boobies.
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He’s full-on scrote – no question.
Are you Hawk?
Who’s Asking?
I’m Smasher. I heard you are the best
Well dont believe everything you hear.
I dont believe anything!
You have put sub par milf like hotts in before. I think triple fung might be a sufficiently innovative douche accoutrement to be a draw…
There’s fungus darkness all around chin
The young hotts are on the run
So you keep hangin with the Gilfer
Cant do much better cuz yur a clod
You are the clod, the big bad clod
The Bundy Spelunker
I’m not too offended by this ‘bag. Seems like a typical Raiders fan to me.
I say put him in. His excess douche munificently compensates for her limited hottness. And to open another can’o’worms, if he makes the weekly I change my vote.
Triplefung FTW.
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Those are claw marks from previous victims… errrrr, dates.
ASvB
In other news: America, you chose correctly.
Maybe he just really likes Adidas.
While certainly novel, is he really a danger to the hotts?
I would like to do a dramatic van damme pose and kick him in the face, making it a bigger deal than it was.
any more collagen in this pic and it just might overpower the triple chin fung.
I don’t think this is a hott chick with a douchebag as much as I think it’s a production still from a late 80’s porn movie.
I think she might actually be Abe Sapien from Hellboy.
DB1, I’m afraid if you let Triple into the Weekly, he will get flushed faster than a week old Tampax. It has been an outstanding display of assclownery and trampy hotts this week, and this couple just don’t have the power to bring it.
Let them try to make it next week.
Respectfully, SOD
Michael Anthony just doesn’t pull tail like he used to with VH.
Razors and Huntington’s disease sufferers are a bad combination as witnessed by this unfortunate photo.
I would be for adding this specimen to the weekly. My mind recoiled in horror and it took me a few moments to actually be sure I was seeing this image. We’ve had sub-par hotts with raging douches before and I think this qualifies.
Burn victim.
Might as well be good at something, even if it is ass-clown chin pubes and fanny pack rocking.
And what’s with all the hatin’ on the girl next door hotts. Retro Terri Garr is nicer on the eyes than most of the herp-infested silicone bimbos that pass as hotts around here.
Not enough evidence of hott to make this a Weekly contender, in my opinion. If you put it in, people will vote for the douche and ignore the hott factor, which makes a mockery of the very name of the site.
Who told this guy he looks cool ?
You see,he makes a weird,and ugly beard growth to distract everyone from the lack of hair on his head….man you didn’t fool me.
I had a dream, that Orthodox Jewish men would revolt the hat, the hair and beardstyle, but I never expected to see the curly shafts dribbling from the chin, nor a backwards baseball cap on shaven head.
Now I must eat my yarmulke.
Ed likes to advertise his gardener-for-hire rake on the chin with a pickup trick, instead of with a slap-on magnetic sign plied to his pickup truck.
Put ’em in the Weekly, DB1.
Half of us want it, the other half don’t, and everyone who doesn’t come around on weekends will be shocked into surprise when all the pix are posted. She’s straight enough to be a hott, he’s off-the-charts overgroomed doucheitude.
This guy just HAS to be a draftsman, engineering, architectural, what have you. NOBODY is so compulsive as the drafter who HAS to get it just right.
I mean, I bet he plotted out the entire design on vellum, for chrissakes.
By the appearance of his nose, someone already sucker-punched his face.
One of us, no doubt.
There’s something I kind of like about this guy. Maybe I’m just imagining him as a repo man who pulls other douche’s cars for a living.
Glad that this picture was featured. I thought I was becoming desensitized to these kinds of scrote-fung.
Hickey Dourke.
Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina
In 1998 when Vivid Video decreed its girls all had to go fully shaved Chad found a way to recycle their discarded landing strips.
I was going to ask “Where’s Baron Von Goolo?!?” but I just remembered it’s only 2 weeks to Helloween. Only one way to draw him out of Fright Town: an autographed photo of Tura Satana:
Baron’s been busy.
Predator ‘Bag?
I think this bag pre-dates any predator bags.
The only good thing about chin-pube design is that, unlike tatts, it can be shaved off immediately (and grown back repeatedly).
In that sense, it is like a bouquet of live flowers and intrinsically more valuable for its limited life-span in the vase (chin).
This proves the tawdry cheapness of tatts, which, though pricey at first (so is Italian design modern furniture), eventually wears the viewer down.
“So whaddaya say, do I put Tripfung in the Weekly even with a subpar hott?”
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There is no hott in this picture, and he’s just a clown, not a ‘bag.
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no
Eveybody needs a thing. This guy’s thing happens to be the most gawdawful beard formation known to
^ Whoops. Known to man woman child and 4-Prong.
Sorry, db1, but without some more proof of hottitude, he’s not quite douche enough to make the weekly. $0.02.
yeh, if he were put up in the weekly, he’d only fail on lack of hot. I do see a contender for a special chinpube category.
They’re like sharks’ teeth, you see: if he loses one, there is another that will move up to take its place, and he only suffers a minor loss of douchebaglionicity.
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Dude let’s not get too down on this guy. He’s only one prong away fm q chin Menorah.
… that’s “one prong away from a chin menorah.”
I kinda like this hott. She’s got that fresh slutty vibe where you exchange glances at the bar and quickly go at it before you never see her again. Or worse, have to deal with triplefung.
Ohh Jesus!
This site definitely needs more midgets
You can’r spell AWESOME without the “W” on his face. You also need the sideways “E” that I assume is on the other side.
And you can’t spell can’t with an “r”. And yet, I did.
RRRREX-QWAN-DO!