Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Halloween HCwDB Pics Comin’ In

I decided not to do an official Halloween HCwDB contest, mainly because with Jersey Shore having flooded the cultural consciousness, it’s hard to argue the hottie/douchey Halloween costume is solely our province anymore.

That being said, some great hottie/douchey costumes have come in already (this genius “mandana and annoyed hott cat chick” courtesy of reader ipkiss).

So if you or a loved one went as something appropriating the ‘bags and hotts we mock on HCwDB, send me your stuff.

As readers have pointed out, this costume also appears to be that of the legendary Antoine Dodson. Who is not a douche. He’s a musical genius.

Four Prong Sez…

These three ‘bags ain’t got nothin’ on me in the Yearly! For if they up their douchey ways to the next level, I’se just bust the yellow wrist ‘kerchif and my sidekick, “Bob,” to impress the ladiez.

Actually, Four Prong didn’t make it to the Yearly. Lost to The Sharkbag and Renee’s Bosom Canons. But I may find a way to include that douchey clubwank somehow.

Did I mention the 2010 Douchie Awards are only a month away?

(and if you click on the pic, you can see Four Prong in brand new Douchimation ™!)

HCwDB of the Week

Bring it. Here are your finalists:

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: Mechachin and the Tartar Sisters

Paid-to-pose hotts with Paid-to-Douche asswipe? Perhaps.

But for this, there is no excuse.

Mechachin is classic party pud. His actual violations are more thematic and descriptive rather than performative.

Well, okay, they’re actual, too. That shirt makes makes the Babby Buddha spittle.

The Tartar Twins are not classic hotts neither, but their sexy supple curves and employed on-the-clock blankness have a quality sexiness that is worth honoring with chafe.

Are they our weekly winner? On to finalist #2:

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: Dave Templescrote and Lori

Dave Templescrote is a subtle choadmunch.

Not overpowering. But stenchworthy, nonetheless.

The racing stripes and hair fwip, not to mention the grey on grey silk doucherman label look. All bad. But subtly bad. Not usually that loud Weekly Winner ‘bag bad.

Lori is all that is tight, firm and eye wateringly suckle thigh.

Together, this is real world violation, as Dave Templescrote likely gets to fondle her gagingas in private. Her privates in gaginga.

Never forget the extra helping of violation when racing striped templed wankpuds get a quality hott like Lori.

And speaking of quality hott, that leads us to #3:

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: The Fratbrosephus Bros and Arielle

Now before you dismiss these fratty puds for lack of overt douchescrotery in presence of hott, hear me out.

For one thing, we have yet to truly mock the whole Zima Ice “Bros Icing Bros” nonsense. Secondly, aging fraternity brothers acting like jackasses will always have a home on HCwDB. Ne’er should it be otherwise.

And thirdly, Arielle is teeth rattling, spleen shaking, grandma rocking chair flipping, circular firecracker fuel.

And the Hott is 1/2 the equation.

But are the Fratpuds douchey enough to win?

(Dis)honorable mention to the skeezosity of The Power Choad, the baglings and sexy Euroblonde of Manya’s Mistake, The freakish genius of The Redneckbag, The Douchepocalypse Coupling (too paid to burleque to make the finals), and Average Mohawk Guy who was just too average.

This Weekly is a real world weekly. No douchestars, but all worthy puds and quality suckle thighs. Them’s your three. Which coupling deserves to call itself HCwDB of the Week?

Vote, as always, in the comments thread.