Friday, January 7, 2011
Friday Haiku
Water Pistol Pete,
Discount DJ in Des Moines,
mocks God’s boobie pride.
Wannabe DJ,
Grabs pistol to rob a bank,
A sperm bank that is
— Condouchious
Abomination
Offensive in the Lord’s sight:
Birds drop from the sky.
— Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser
DJ Hep-C Screen:
“Death to King Douchuous IV!”
God save her tatas
— Blinded by the Shite
Blue/white striped boobies
look like shiny wax fruit; I’ll
bet they jiggle less.
— Wheezer
Asian boob gal says:
“See my chest, see my chest, please!”
DJ Scene, not heard
— saulgoode42
Vanilla Ice Scrote –
Squirt Gun does not compensate
for your small package
— dknutty
Vanilla Lice sneers
Displaying the twin horrors:
Chest shave/treasure trail.
— Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho
DJ Scene’s squirt gun
bigger than other “weapon”
and doesn’t shoot blanks
Don McMillan douche
gave up comedy, Bud ads
to mack boobie hotts
Hott likes Betty Brant bob,
but instead of Spider-Man,
she lands Cockk Goblin
Wannabe DJ,
Grabs pistol to rob a bank,
A sperm bank that is
Abomination
Offensive in the Lord’s sight:
Birds drop from the sky.
DJ Hep-C Screen:
“Death to King Douchuous IV!”
God save her tatas
Tiny water gun
not enough to cool the burn
of Heat Miser Scrote
Douchespike contemplates suicide,
But weapon as impotent as his ween,
Clueless boobies keep on perkin’
My seven-eighteen
haiku was a cheap way to
post lovely Ms. Banks.
.
Where are you hatters?
Holiday hangovers should
not stall Friday mock!
@ Wheez…
It’s almost 8 on Friday night here in Afghanistan, so this hatter has it goin’ on…
Upper Lip Sniffer
Used his head for a swiffer
Unsustainable
Douche it up here boss?
“Yeah go ahead douche it up,
give back my shades though.”
Wheezer leads the mock
Of number one douche in Maine,
The rest drool at boobs.
Asian boob gal says:
“See my chest, see my chest, please!”
DJ Scene, not heard
Douche laughs at small gun,
“I want to squirt you with this!”
Hott hangs head in shame
Wheezer is on fire
I leap from NyQuil coma
to share the burden
James Bond wannabe
agent double-o zero
says “Shaken, I’m turd.”
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Choad Anti-Cobra;
can this disease meet a cure?
“The strong smell of poo.”
In Italian
“Pistolino” also means
“small penis”. Nice gun!
Vanilla Ice Scrote –
Squirt Gun does not compensate
for your small package
And so here we are
all this is the DJ Scene?
Ugh. Scene ya later!
Vanilla Lice sneers
Displaying the twin horrors:
Chest shave/treasure trail.
Blue/white striped boobies
look like shiny wax fruit; I’ll
bet they jiggle less.
DJ Scene makes plans
to fill the squirt gun with pee
drinks all night on tap!
Your gun is no match
for the fierce power of Frank
Bob hottie knows that
Pale, freckled failure!
Spikes should not go on his head–
They should go in it.
Douche found bigger gun,
With squirting that doesn’t burn,
Still can’t spray on hott
Good to see hatters
finally waking up! Bring
it, elder child cockks!
This pud needs beating–
Do I refer to my own
Or the tool pictured?
Max Headroom poser
Hot hides her shame with huge specs
Toy gun gangster pud
“Children of the Scorn”:
I knew ‘Isaac’ was a chick!
Malachai takes charge.
It’s the Slim Jim guy!
wait, he was saying “Eat Me?”
I heard “Shoot Me.” Ooops!
What she had in mind
When she said “I’m a squirter”
Was not this, stupid.
Douche fills his pee gun
Now looks for his next victim
Where is Darksocckk’s horse?
Awww man; stupid work.
Late to the Haikus again.
I will now resign.
Douche presses his luck;
Tests to see if she objects
To pulsed squirts on boobs.
Double – Oh – Sloven
License to feel…or be filled
She’s Pussy Galore.
He thinks he’s James Bond
More like another celeb:
He’s Vanilla Ass
Are those boobs real?
Finger on trigger
will lead to accidental
discharge. Whoops, too late.
I’ll bet that he’s used to
taking shots to the face. Gay
porn fluffing pays well?
If douche would hold gun
to his ear, I’ll bet that she
still gets money shot.
Woke up way too late
for this morning’s haiku fun.
Classes start next week.
Striped bikini top
emulates his ribs: Unique
way of standing out.
Even a clean-cut
douchebag is compelled to pack
oompa-loompa heat.
Real boobies deserve
more than douche with a fake gun
for target practice.
Spitzer in his douche
days gives plenty to pause for
reflection: Her boobs.
Overwhelmed by all
the parallel stripes, hair, ribs,
knuckles, he cocks gun.
Seeing the mark of
the drooped douche on her left boob,
he quickly cocks gun.
Cocking a squirt-gun
is the boy-toy way of deal-
ing with her Big Guns.
Big Bang Theory ex-
plains why her forehead bangs need
his foreskin-squirtgun.
“DJ” for “douche juice”
He fills his squirt gun with it:
Grey Goose and Red Bull.
She fills me with lust.
I want to gnaw her srtipes off
And blast his spikes off.
Dammit– “stripes”!
His spiked hair makes for
great foot rub when he gives her
head during hold-up.
Using squirtgun in-
stead of hot-water-bag is
novel way to douche.
She makes better use
of blue and white stripes than Old
Chap* in his dong-thong.
(regulars know about Old Chap)
Son of a gun, Son
Yo, I shoot to thrill, Son
Hey Yo, Get Some, Son
Despite the gun pose,
they are not Bonnie and Clyde.
Stripes is still hot, though.
I like the light blue
And white stripes like flag of Greece.
He’s just fag of grease.
Behind the Bleethy
Glasses, she puts the “ho” in
“Horizontal stripes.”
Smoke my pole you nas-
ty Big Boobe’d hot fuck piece
Towel for my seed
Twin Bobs Jackie O
Why do you stay with thin douche
Get Brett Weir I said
The douchebag order is forced to compress heat Oompa-Loompa.
Is it just me or does the girl look a tiny bit like one of Dicy’s old avatars? Noooooooo! Come back from the choad side!
It is almost 8 Friday night here in Afghanistan, so has hatter It Goin ‘On …