Thursday, January 13, 2011

Gynochin Still Pulling Hotts, Has a Penis Nose

Further confirmation that our first Weekly winner of the new year will be a formidable penis nose in the monthly.

Not sure if that’s Brunette Rhea (need a ruling from the regs), but she is quality leg chomp lemur spank. And so I bite softly. And with delicate chew.

# posted by douchebag1
3:08 pm January, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

Dickhead.

3:18 pm January, 13 soy bomb said...

“Is SHE really going out with HIM?”

3:18 pm January, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

An ass for a chin and a dick for a nose. Wear a ski mask Gynochin, or you’re going to get arrested for indecent exposure.

As for your lady friend, like oh my god.

3:19 pm January, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

That’s not Rhea and wtf he is pulling some hotts. So that’s where he keeps his hair gel.

3:20 pm January, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

@soy bomb, it appears so. Oh I see what you’re doing. DB1s got you on the payroll for advertising.

3:27 pm January, 13 Hermit said...

This guy is putting on a brave face, but he should be lying on the floor, writhing in pain, clutching the bloody stump, which used to be his manhood.
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I’ve heard of “wearing your heart on your sleeve,” but, for the love of God, not this!!

3:32 pm January, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Whenever Gynochin pushes his glasses up buttons pop out the top.

3:34 pm January, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Bluballblockers. Available at finer boardwalk kiosks and Mexican beach backpack vendors everywhere.

3:35 pm January, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Whenever Gynochin needs to freshen up his ‘do he just strokes his glasses.

3:41 pm January, 13 Frank Mercurio said...

I think it’s a good look, myself.

3:43 pm January, 13 Hermit said...

*In Billy Mayes voice (RIP)*
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“The All New Axe hair gel dispenser. Furiously rub the glasses, and just the right amount of quality Axe Hair gel is squirted onto the hair, for that douchey doo you’ve always wanted!!
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BUT WAIT, if you order now, we’ll throw in not one, but TWO Axe Facial Wash Dispensers in the popular Silicone, Nipple Travel Kit !!!”

3:43 pm January, 13 mr.reeve said...

I think its Rhea with her mouh open. Ready for action.
Billy Jack would kick that dickheads white sunglasses right off his dickhead face.

3:43 pm January, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

^Spoken like a real fake dick.

3:44 pm January, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Dammit, not you Mr. Reeve, that comment was directed at Frank M.

3:47 pm January, 13 mr.reeve said...

ND @ 3;43pm Some would agree with you.

3:49 pm January, 13 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

And I thought that I was a Scrote Face??

3:55 pm January, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If Rhea had a quarter for everytime she caught him with the glasses on upside down and his mouth full…

3:58 pm January, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Heard everytime Rhea and Gynochin get in the car.

Gynochin: Have you seen my glasses?

Rhea: Uh….uh….n-n-n-no! No! God No! NO NO NO No NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Gynochin: You’re sitting on them again, aren’t you?

Rhea: Why would you say that?

4:00 pm January, 13 mr.reeve said...

If Rhea had a quarter for everytime she caught him with the glasses on his balls and his ass full……

4:02 pm January, 13 mr.reeve said...

If Rhea had a quarter for everytime she caught him choking on his glasses while “cleaning” them………..

4:09 pm January, 13 Bag Margera said...

It looks like the classic Mark of the Bag… but instead of forehead grease, he’s using novelty dildo glasses to simulate a bag marking. What does that say about this douche?

4:11 pm January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Don’t know if it’s Rhea but she is all kinds of spunky hot like the girl from Sex and The City that wasn’t an old whore, lesbian, or look like a foot. Kirsten something I think, boner.

4:29 pm January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m sick of this pussy faced dude. I like pussy, but not on a dude face. I’m going to get stoned now. Have a good night my friends. I will think of you all as I fly through the universe with my opium laced M-49 and sweet Canadian sherry by my side. Maybe the neighbour girl will stop by for a visit on my front stoop. Perhaps a deer will wander by and lick my salt. I don’t know what the fucck I’m talking about. I’ll probably end up with the 750 pound Mrs. riding my old junk.

4:31 pm January, 13 Wedgie said...

Nice look. He reminds me of that Wham! guy, wtf was his name? (theme from Jeopardy and clock sounds)……..oh yeah, George Michael.
I am sure this guy is going to come to a similar end. Pun intended.

5:59 pm January, 13 creature said...

not Rhea, but she sure looks like she could suck the life force outta a man fluke

6:07 pm January, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Is it the Bleeth that is making her hair start to frizz out??

6:11 pm January, 13 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Looks like her Bells Palsy is acting up to me. Or, she just got hit in the face with a sledgehammer right before this pic was shot. It’s like in those horror movies where you look at the chick’s face and it morphs into a demon.

Them glasses would go great with my #8 pickup line: “If you don’t like my face, fuck it.”

Naw, it’s never worked but it is funny to say.

6:19 pm January, 13 Troy Tempest said...

His is the face that sterilises puppies. He has no home or purpose beyond being an automated turd gargling snot stealing eater of pan fried abortions.
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Reload – Hurl.
Reload – Hurl.
Reload – Hurl.
Reload – Hurl.
Reload – Hurl.
Reload – Hurl.
Reload – Hurl.
Reload – Hurl.
Reload – Hurl.
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Blame it on his mom. She’s the one who was caught blowing Santa. And by Santa I mean Ru Paul.

6:50 pm January, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Lorgnettes have taken a new fashion direction; just wait till you see the geyser effect every hour.
Conclusion: This guy has Truck Nuts on his pickup.

6:59 pm January, 13 creature said...

I could pummel-fist fuck his eyesocket….son

7:13 pm January, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Two banging babes and a little cutie sucking really hard on a wee straw? And he acts/looks/poses like this?
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He’s their hairdresser

8:14 pm January, 13 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

His lips are ALWAYS in that position. Is that just the way he smiles? Damn, he’s vexing! What a taintlick!
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I can’t say for sure if that’s Rhea, but his penchant for attracting stunning brunettes make me want to hunt him on a remote island with a compound bow and machete.

8:24 pm January, 13 Anonymous said...

@RRR, hunting humans for sport is illegal. I checked.

8:45 pm January, 13 Laura said...

Her eyes are ALL over the place. Just sayin’.

9:07 pm January, 13 Anonymous said...

@Laura, um come up with a cooler name if you wanna go places here.

9:11 pm January, 13 DarkSock said...

If the weenie is a weenie, then his eyes are balls. You can figure out what the mouth is.

9:14 pm January, 13 Scott said...

She’s got some sweet boobs down there somewhere. Damn you clothing!

9:46 pm January, 13 dbBen said...

Totally Rhea, same nose, chin, eyebrows, forehead, way of doing eye make, widow’s peak. Just add in 3 Tbsp of orange and viola. I will choose to remember her as the delicate flower from the other thread.
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She’s bleething right before our very eyes.

10:05 pm January, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I think it’s Rhea in all 3 of his pics. She’s at her most smoking hottest in the 2nd pic, but now I think that doe-eyed stare was just a pose struck for the benefit of the camera. Ditto with the super-surprised sucky face in pic 1, and whatever the hell she is doing here.

10:11 pm January, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The similarities are quite amazing, but after viewing both images at 400% magnification, and masturbating to each, I conclude they are not the same girl. Gynochin sure likes the brunettes (That ain’t you, is it Boss?), but while so many parts are similar, the noses are different. Rhea’s isn’t as pointy and it’s slightly upturned.
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But not nearly as bad as his.

10:21 pm January, 13 Douchble Helix said...

Is this douche with 2010’s MOST EXPENSIVE FIRST DATE HOTT: PRINCESS LICKMAH FROM “THE QUIZZICAL HEMORRHOID” also Gynochin?

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/9795/112017371×499.jpg

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/12/most-expensive-first-date-hott-princess-lickmah-from-the-quizzical-hemorrhoid/

10:41 pm January, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Hah! They could be brothers, but not the same douche, I think.

Quizzical is from the Euro-douche species. You can almost see the odor of assumed superiority and disdain wafting up from the greasy film that covers him.

Gynochin is classic Douchus Americanus Newjersicus. He emits an odor of smarmy machismo to mask a deep inferiority complex.

11:35 pm January, 13 Steve L. said...

if the hot brunette laughed at Gynochin’s Pinocchio joke, then she’s a bleeth.
but i’d still do her.

12:31 am January, 14 Baron Von Goolo said...

I’m with Douchble Helix on this one: The Quizzical Hemorrhoid and Gynochin are the same douche.

2:43 am January, 14 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Not Rhea but a fair facsimile…

3:27 am January, 14 pussy cheese said...

Wondered what George Michael was up to…not really.

4:32 am January, 14 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I’ve never wanted to touch a man’s penis before, but I would LOVE to repeatedly pound this guy’s cock with the knuckles on both my left and right hands.
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Wow, that sounds really gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

5:27 am January, 14 Collaz B. Popped said...

This guy is a shoe – in for the monthly.

Hes forcing his extreme douchebaggery on us all and enjoying it.

That Bleeth is NOT my Internationally hot Rhea.

5:33 am January, 14 Rockabilly Johnny and the Electronic Foreskin Benders said...

@ Dark Sock 9:11
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Then, can we assume his nose is a pesky venereal wart on his taint?

5:50 am January, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Rhea’s not Princess Lickmah either.
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STOP TRYING TO CRUSH MY DREAMS!!!!!
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That’s Mrs. Scrotato Head’s job.

5:57 am January, 14 Phil said...

2011 is reaching new epic levels of douche

5:58 am January, 14 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

@Anonymous 8:24
The key is to find an island* that is >12 miles off the mainland. International Waters, my friend– anything goes!
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*It doesn’t have to be a real island– it could just be a barge. I don’t want to work too hard at this.

6:01 am January, 14 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Also, I never said I’d hunt him for sport. It’s an ecological necessity to cull the herd of any critter once their population becomes detrimental to their own (or other organisms’) survival. Who couldn’t say that about the wild douche?
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Plus, my dogs need to eat, too.

6:02 am January, 14 Greek-God-like bodies and masculine features said...

This ‘bag is hot! I would show him new tricks with those glasses. He would walk with a limp for weeks, son.
Cockk and boys, son!

6:03 am January, 14 Greek-God-like bodies and masculine features said...

RRR, I would hunt this dickfaced ass chin…….with my meat wand, son!

7:50 am January, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

^^^I see they made a shirt in my honor. I hope I’m going to get royalties.

8:58 am January, 14 Deltus said...

Mark-o-the-bag-blockers?

9:04 am January, 14 RUSH said...

@RRR, thanks for supporting us man. You diehard fans mean a lot to us.

9:07 am January, 14 skrag2112 said...

This picture could not have been taken on earth. Someone must have lowered a camera into hell and this is what came back.

9:17 am January, 14 DarkSock said...

Elder Child Cockk Shades – GET SOME!!!

9:21 am January, 14 tall guy said...

I find the hott [to be] hott but also a little annoying to behold. First and most obvious is that dumb expression on her face. Next, it’s the slightly orange tinge of her skin. Then there’s the colour of her lipstick, which to me is as autodouchette a signifier as a mark-o-the-bag. However with all this, as was commented earlier, I’d still do her.

1:35 pm January, 14 Stephanie said...

Plastic penis is in the wrong place.

2:28 am January, 17 Motorcycle Parts said...

Instead of fat in the face, wearing glasses to simulate comforter luxury bag brand. What to say about this rain

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