Monday, January 24, 2011
He Is Not The Greatest
Rare do we get the chance tag a clubtaint purely on the douchetributes, and without so much as a glimpse of douche face.
Franju is that clubtaint.
This faceless ball itch could even win a Weekly with such a pileup of scrotal cloth.
Jersey Jenny has plenty of ‘tude, but against my better judgment I would still offer to lick her kneecaps like an unfed giraffe at a war-torn Bosnian zoo.
She don’t look bad for 40 son.
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thats a shirt for his band, “Ass Gay.”
He Is The Greatest Ass Gay.
crickets
is this thing on
Choose your noun for the back of the hat. I am going with “Wart”.
I AM THE GREATEST
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sentient turd.
I AM THE GREATEST
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anus spelunker.
At least he’s wearing a gold ID bracelet so when he’s shot in the parking lot the cops will know who he is. Or will they?
Here’s to hoping that what we see here is photographic evidence of the first ever invisible gun, seconds before the first ever self-inflicted brainshot by an invisible gun.
I didn’t know Mohammad Ali was still hitting the clubs. Also, Jersey Jenny is classic vintage bleeth; a healthy dose of ugly, dirty, cocky and sassy.
Wait a minute, I think I remember a story in the Weekly World News years ago ( it was about the time as the Bat Boy issue) about a boy who had no head or face and that his brain was in his neck. Could this be that kid all grown up?
http://weeklyworldnews.com/
I think the puffy vest is what put thim over the bottom. She is bleeth, but not as bad a Yasmine in her DUI. She’s more like Yasmine in the red suit and orange life preserver. I prefer Erika Eleniak of Under Seige. And by Under Seige I mean my testicles. Has anybody seen Vinny Testarossa lately, he owes me 10 bucks?
Bat Boy? Oprah has an identicle twin? Lord help us and guard the fried buffet.
I AM THE GREATEST advertisement for birth control. EVER!
I AM THE GREATEST excuse for a random assault and battery in this room
I AM THE GREATEST example of what NOT to wear.
I AM THE GREATEST small penis horror story that this girl will ever recount to her friends.
I AM THE GREATEST reason you should not let your daughter date until she’s 30.
I would plunk down some good money to see a Parkinsons-addled Muhammad Ali kick the living shit out of this shark clasper detritus. This fool floats like a butterfly and sucks like a circus seal.
I AM THE GREATEST reason for third-semester abortions.
Jesus fucck asshole. Semester? For reals? Try TRImester.
I AM THE GREATEST tongue jizz mopper in the tri-county area.
I AM THE GREATEST glory hole doily maker in all of Enid Oklahoma.
I AM THE GREATEST disappointment to my family.
I AM THE GREATEST lay according to my priest.
I AM THE GREATEST waster of sperm and egg on the planet.
@soy bomb, I’m keeping my fingers crossed for your invisible gun theory.
Wearing a hat like that is just asking for abuse. I bet this douche’s truck has a “No fat chicks, they make my bumper scrape” sticker.” You better back up your hat with some solid facts as to why your “the greatest”, or your hot pink shirt gets “The Sabio Treatment”.
She looks like she might enjoy breaking a bottle over my head. $10 says she smokes like a chimney and pokes like Ed Grimly.
I AM THE GREATEST living example of the term “Ass-Hat”.
I AM THE GREATEST actor. You may know me from such blockbusters as “Son-in-Law,” and “Jury Duty.”
if by ‘lick her kneecaps’ you mean pile drive her sand hole, boss, I wholeheartedly approve
I AM THE GREATEST challenge to keeping the AIDS virus in check.
I AM THE GREATEST disapointment to my mom and dad who hoped that I would grow up to be a contributing member to society.
I AM THE GREATEST reason Axe Boby Spray and Ed Hardy are still in business.
I AM THE GREATEST episode of ‘To Catch A Predator’ when I tried to pick up a 13 year old boy using the user name gay4yungcock666.
I AM THE GREATEST…ass smuggler of toxic waste
I AM THE GREATEST reason for continuing your education so you don’t wind up an asshat like me. Stay in school, kids!
I AM THE GREATEST twinkie in http://www.bears.com history
I AM THE GREATEST solution to Adam Duritz’s fashion problem.
I AM THE GREATEST bonehead with a hat condom.
I AM THE GREATEST puckface with a hat trick.
I AM THE GREATEST asskicking about to happen.
I AM THE GREAT dick sucker there is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM THE GREATEST at getting sheep syphilis.
I am the greatest bucket of gurgling poo.