Sunday, January 23, 2011
“I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down”
One of the more enjoyable local ads I saw while I was in New York over the holidays.
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Standard gym guy. No real job so he walks around the gym with his 1 gallon plastic jug all day. Yet another reason to drink, eat and not be annoyed by a sexually confused roidbag. “Get some” estrogen.
SON
I love the jug. There’s a whole group at my gym with jugs. They are all apparently UFC fighters.
That is fuccen funny. Funny like Dark Sock when he’s stoned. Funny like Brazilian Emo Bag, Zyzz, and Pumpito. Funny like Ben Roethlisberger when he smashes a car and rapes a 17 year old chick tonight. Funny like Larry Craig and Keith Olberman. Funny like health care reform. Funny like Cheeseheads and Jugaloos. What? Anybody need some doobage?
Oh yeah. Go Jets and Bears! Son. Behave today Nancy. Drink on Mr.Reeve. I’m six in already, son.
WOW! We agree on the mocking of the D-Bags but are on opposite sides when it comes to the NFL… GO STEELERS AND PACKERS!!!
A sad commentary indeed but it doesn’t raise laughter, anger and vile contempt for society in me the way old school Sunday frolic video does. Where’s Bobby Batz when you need him.
Go Steelers and Packers too MC. Once the Giants are out I just use foozball as an excuse to drink.
Not for nothing but, these hypocrites always say its’ a judgment free zone. Yeah, with a lunk alarm that goes off you grunt too loudly or slam the weights down too hard. Which I don’t think is possible since their dumbbells only go up to 60 pounds and they don’t even have a squat rack.
Oh, and I love how we’ve gone back to the pre-Arnold days (or pre-80’s fitness days) when bodybuilders are nothing but imbeciles with an IQ of 30.
Here’s a funny video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnBPmOwT10Q
I gotta admit, “I lift things up and put them down” guy is a lot less annoying than a lot of people I’ve seen at the gym. Seems like a nice guy. If the place was filled with dudes as chill as him, I’d probably work out.
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Well, probably not. But I’d think about it.
I eat things up and poop them out.
I shoot things up and my hair falls out.
I lick things up and spit it out.
I look things up and find them out
I pick hitchhikers up and bleed them out
We puke things up and gross you out.
I fuck things up and your stock goes down.
I hump things up and goo rains down
We tie gimps up and the whip comes down.
sounds like my job…DOH! tho my jug contains Kentucky windage
I sniff your ass and my tongue comes out.
I make shit up and put people down.
I continue to fuck things up and bail billionaires out.
I suck men up and spoog cums out.
@The Rev, I’ll try my best but no promises. Its Sunday, Son, the BEST day for runnin’ amuck.
Why would anyone go to a place where the clientele do nothing but repeat the same thing over and over again? Son.
I get worked up and put Planet Fitness down.
I start dumb in-site memes and drive them into the ground, Son.
We stir hate-filled loons up and Senators go down.
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Too soon? Or too late….
I hit the button and our membership goes down.
Oh, balderdash, our free cable due to a clerical error has now been cut, and I cannot find a live stream online. I am going to tough it in this -22 degree weather to get to a sports bar, SON.
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I hit trolls with logic and their self-esteem does down.
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Get Some (thermal underwear)
I hit ‘submit’ and shit goes down.
@ me
self-esteem goes down.
Curse you frostbite.
I write things up and tear them down.
I get greased up and your pants come down.
I wake up after the sun goes down.
I schtup dude’s butts and pound their brown.
I shoot up, then there’s one less clown
I stand up and you kneel down.
^ MO for the kill.
I lift up doobies and chug beer down. Fucking Jets.
I come up in the morning, then I go down.
I pick dates up and put them down.
I lift my spirits up, then come here and see the state of the world inasfar as douchebags and hotts are concerned and, having exposed my psyche to the horror, my spirits come down.
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Wait, that doesn’t quite fit the meter, does it…