Thursday, January 27, 2011
Ronnie the Rivethead
Because sometimes, to impress the Woo Hotties, ya just gotta nail some metal spikes into your head and put on a diaper.
Because sometimes, to impress the Woo Hotties, ya just gotta nail some metal spikes into your head and put on a diaper.
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Hellraiser: Rise of the Douchebag
Hellraiser: Calvin Klein Edition
Ronnie, a veteran of the 2007 U.S. led invasion of Homoslavia, threw himself onto a Faberge’ Egg grenade to save his platoon. He lost the use of his left nut and eventually lost his taste for girls and barbeque; eventually diagnosed by the VA as suffering from Post-Dramatic Ass Disorder.
The rivets might be stick-ons, but I guarantee those arm zits are real.
I’m pretty sure those are holes from some of the readers here.
I think I saw her on the Young and the Breastless. I’m gonna want to see some ID before I comment any further on her.
^ * waves away the smoke* Awwww, shit. Sorry, guys. I was just cleaning it and it went off.
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Ten times.
Wow, would I woo that Woo girl. More pics of her, please.
DarkSock FTW!!!!, thanks for the much needed chuckle
If DB1 wants to add a Hostess Twinkie Twinkiest Twink award to the 2011 Douchies, I think we have an early front runner.
Douche is a complete mess. Hottie is underage. Delete.
I’m reminded of something said by Gunnery Sgt Hartman in Full Metal Jacket:
“What the FUCK is THAT????? WHAT IS THAT PVT PYLE?????”
Answer: it ain’t no jelly donut!!!
agree.. Sir Sock is the best (Homoslavia)…haha
that looks like a 5 year old money shot.
Nothing earns “street cred” like bedazzling your buck shot wounds.
she looks like it was worth it
He’s so sexually confused even Andy Dick is scratching his head.
He looks like a ritard.
He’s so sexually confused even Anderson Cooper won’t interview him.
The studs crap thingies in his face is clearly his retarded atempt at covering up all those roid induced pimples all over his face.
looks like ronnie got ahold of her vajazzler
He’s so sexually confused even Elton John is against him adopting.
He’s so sexually confused he thnks a reacharound is what old people use to grab things off high shelves.
Wait a minute…
He’s so sexually confused he thinks a ho plate is what college kids use to make lunch.
hot plate
dammit
He’s so sexually confused Ellen Degeneres told him to make up his mind already.
He’s so sexually confused George Michael left the restroom.
His parent’s were so confused about his sexuality they sent Ronnie to Our Lady No Mercy School for wayward teens. Then didn’t read the flyer very well and flew by the part that said Corporal Punishment will be by Iron Maiden. Son.
He should have used a framing nailer to bedazzle himself. Those 3″ ring shanks do the trick. Very impressed by the freckle/diarrhea spray on his arm.
He’s so sexually confused his parents changed his name to Androgyny.
Ronnie got in a bedazzler fight during home economics class with Jenny Gunderson. Bitch had the nerve try try and steal all the sparkly red ones that he was using to cover up his syphilis sores. He’s just mad because he wasn’t able to get to the ones on his arms.
he has poop rash
Sorry, guys. I was just cleaning it and it went off.
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Ten times.
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Try not to piss off the Douchinator.
He’s sexually confused because he spent 20 hours hiding in a 5 foot long, hollowed out crawl space of a tractor trailer with 4 other blokes, as they hid from border patrol agents. The rivets are actual pieces of the bolts that his face was pressed against as his buddies lay on top of him….
I think this douche uses Pro-Inactive.
What a fuckwit.
Dear God. I just spit up some hallucinogens I haven’t seen since my college days.
Good God, a Swiss Cheese Bag.
Must be the Dazo influence or somethin’.
She’s damn cute. Hot damn cute.
Yes Virginia, your douchebag nightmare WAS real.
I think he got a facial from Thing.