Tuesday, January 25, 2011
The King Gets Fondled
As Scott, the reader who submitted this ‘tag of the King observes, tagging King Douchuous the IV douching it up in presence of hot chick is like “tagging an elephant on safari.”
So true, Scott. So true
For when you’re the King, the spike party never stops.
Until you turn 30. And Logan Five and the rest of the Sandmen begin to hunt you down.
Send him to Carousel.
Way to go Scott! You caught the King in his natural habitat. Only the King could pull off GSR and flashing both rocker horns while receiving a pseudo-beej. Well played Scott, and well played King IV.
Someone on this site named Dark Sock has been using my name as a verb and in reference to drug use. I have consulted my attorneys on retainer in the State of Mississippi and the owner of the name Dark Sock is ordered to cease and desist this use as it violates the rules of proper grammer and my civil rights. I have been humiliated, castigated, castrated, masturbated, frustrated, and determinated. Mr.Sock may be ordered extradited to Canada and placed in the gas chamber. He must govern himself accordingly. And by gas chamber I mean doobie room.
awww.. look, he has those new “Hooked on Bleeth” under-roo’s,
I think she’s looking for her lipstick… She may find the rainbow!
Bobby G was smart to wear his Kevlar overcoat tonight as the King is being followed by assassins, fatherfuckers, snipers and ruffians that believe he’s banging their womenfolk
@The Rev 9:43a, quit DB1ing about your problems man. You’re harshing my Kroeger.
aside from the gelled & spiked coif (as well as trail of cold sores) the King is always grinning that “I’m gonna bang this hott” grin….kinda of hard for me to ‘hat’ on him…he’s one pickled & happy mothafukkah!
This picture was taken 3 minutes and 5 dollars too soon. Fail.
Perhaps the funniest/best twitterer out there is Sal Governale of Howard Stern Show fame. Seems with this moronic tweeting craze , one needs not be grammatically correct nor does one need to be kind or mindful of the fact that many folks outside of your little group will be able to see your idiotic posts
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Examples:
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Never jerk off at computer with a cup of coffee close by. Just sipped something I really regret
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Its 223 am and I’m drunk and horny. So what does that mean? Not a fucking thing. I can’t eben jerk off thid disatrous cock. Gdngt luv u xo
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I would tongue fuck Bin Laden in the ass before eating a papa Johns pizza
Where did the background dude get that funky quilted leather coat? The Goodwill store on the Deathstar?
It’s good to be King. All Hail.
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And vomit…
“Are you sure this is a Breathalyzer test?”
“Are you sure my car keys are in here?”
King D’s pickup line:
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“Yeah baby, pull yourself up to my diesel pump.”
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Since that worked, she’s clearly an idiot.
“You’re not gonna pull that trick on me again where you say you have a 2 foot long trouser snake in here but it only turns out to be a mosquito bite are you?”
The King shouldn’t be so happy. His pants are already falling down BEFORE she even unzips them. Way to show off that 2 inch mutton dagger King.
“Don’t worry baby this will only take a second…”
Adam Carolla there doesn’t look happy.
His cocck ring is so small even a helium atom couldn’t pass through it.
His cocck ring is so small neutrinos have a hard time passing through it.
His cocck ring is so small that it looks big on Dennis Leary.
His cocck ring is so small it is measured in antimatter.
His cock ring is so small it has formed a singularity.
His cock ring is so small it doesn’t fit Justin Bieber.
His cocck ring is so small that it is only visible in the 11th dimension.
His cocck ring is so small that scientists think it was where the Big Bang started. Nope, not makin’ any sense.
Milliseconds later a horrendous shriek would signify the unintended re-enactment of the “Something About Mary” Frank-n-Beans incident.
“Yeah, it’s a pull start; you gotta pump the bulb seven times first though…”
And that’s when the feral gerbil burst out
Apropos of nothing If you have some time I would suggest reading Keith Richards “Life” which came out last year. I bring this up cause we have King Douchuous the IV yet again. Ok back to Keef, towards the end of book he’s criticizing Mick for being knighted and then says something to the affect if the British government wants to bestow an honor on me “I’ll be f*cking King Richard IV, with that IV pronounced eye-vee.”. I thought I would share, carry on.
I, too, would love to kneel down and undo the King’s belt.
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And then I would force him over my knee and furiously whip his buttocks and the backs of his thighs until the blood trickled down like raindrops cascading over a windshield.
@ Medusa
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Uh shouldn’t Frank be involved in this somehow? I mean we’re talking’ royalty here.
At the very least, His Highnesses debasement should be administered with Frank involved.
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His cocck ring is so small it’s construction has only been possible in the last 5 years using ultra-modern nanotechnology.
Do you have the follow up pic with her pointing and laughing while while the douche tries to hide his clit?