Thursday, January 20, 2011
The Starhawk Lives in Party Snow
While we’re taking a look back at some of the douchal legends of 2010, here’s July’s HCwDB non-winner The Starhawk.
Still party douchey shoe scrape toe fung outhouse flush.
Still wearing long silky scarves and fondling boozy paid-to-pose Lauren, who while not remotely the hott that maggie was, still looks like she’s ready to party like a pre Hayes Code Clara Bow.
StarHawk tossed his sexy mane for the hungry cameras, oblivious to the blizzard of dander he was stirring up.
“Outhouse flush” is an oxymoron.
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Starhawk is just a moron.
Lauren caused quite a stir among the partygoers when her swelled head created a total eclipse of the moon.
What a nice couple……………………………………………………………………….of assholes.
This pic reminds me of the time I was taking a shower and, while washing my ass, farted on my own hand.
Oddly enough, that was this morning.
…then the first barrage of the chicken bukkake began.
“My God…It’s full of ‘Tards….”
WhoreBurst – Fruit Poos™
StarHawk learned a hard lesson about taunting the competitors at the annual Crossman™ Air Gun Marksmanship Competition.
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Son.
I didn’t know Snookie was a blond.
Still I bet the carpet is dark with this skank.
Candi learned a hard lesson about eating cabbage and boiled eggs after an anal cream pie session with StarHawk™ .
Son™ .
It ain’t a party until Christina Aguilera drinks straight outta the bottle. After that, any primped douche is right up her alley. and by right up her alley, I mean, just that.
Re: boozy paid-to-pose Lauren:
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There’s a bad poon risin’
Is it just me or have we lost regs and commentators since the weekly vote went to the East German team?
Save us DB1 Kenobi.
^Son.
I can only hope that the grooves in his head are from someone trying to carve open his skull in hopes of finding a brain cell. (For research purposes, of course.)
The man scarf adouchetrement, having become fashion trendy over the past couple of years, is a signifier most worthy of the mock.
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At first I thought bleethy PtP Lauren was making the kissy lips but as I look harder I think she just got a really bad collagen injection.
If one takes a look at this pic and his original pic it can noticed that he’s wearing the same sunglasses, same pink t shirt, same bling, hell even the champagne bottle looks similar.
LOL
actually different bling and different pink shirt. same sunglasses tho..
This could be the banner photo for a new web site, “Trannys with Douchebags.”
@ RevChad: I’ve noticed a depopulation as well; I just assumed it was our annoying use of son, Son.
Perhaps if some Hall of Mock regs would volunteer to count the votes, write the eulogy, etc. then The Boss would bring back the onerous task of the tri-way weekly douche-offs…
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Me personally, I live for Haiku day, Ass Pear and Caption This. I usually bring my “B” game to weekly/monthly comments. But I’m weird like that; I reckon some folk still pine for the weeklies like fat women pine for Dr. Phil episodes; like Horse ass pines for pee; like two teeth with corn beef wedged between them pine for floss; like a wet fart during a meeting pines for a handi-wipe.
Son.
Like the Ham Bat in my britches pines for A.P. LaPlante’s back 40.
I agree with you Rev. But oh well. Maybe time for some new blood, son.
DarkSock, I only have a B game so that’s how I roll, son.
Nooooo!!!!
Harland Williams has gone douche!
^”Ham Bat”
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I have now met my quota for laughing out loud.
that poor bastard has the worst chin in history.
Here’s to hoping that party snow is 100% asbestos. Because everyone knows, asbestos is bestos!
I dunno, he “feels” like XENU in some odd sort of way. Must be the chin.
SHe’s as pinkly dressed as XENU.
Damn that January cabin fever, it gets me to bein’ Xenuphobic.
Is that an ass taking a dump on his chin? WTF?