Saturday, January 22, 2011
Your Saturday Disembodied Floating Yankee Douchecap
Sometimes the Douchal Signifiers begin to move completely on their own.
Witnessing such a moment is often referred to in South America as witnessing the “Doucheacabra.”
trei glassen
well at least it is the standard yankee colored douchecabra. You have not seen true douche until you’ve seen the pink yankee douchecabra, which often strikes its unsuspecting prey at a 92-degree angle
I’ve seen that expression before, mid-exorcism. Her head will spin around 360 degrees and both of Woozy Guidouche’s heads will snap right off in a bloody puddle.
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NIce job on Cliff Lee and Carl Crawford, Yankmees… She does seem to have a healthy rack on her
Her boobies looks nice, round, and firm…..and given that she looks to be in her mid-20’s, there’s still a chance they’re even natural.
Nothing says manly like tweezing your eyebrows
The Yankees suck. Go local sports team!
Timmy forgot the first time he sucked his girlfriend’s cock and his eye was glued shut. It does have some nice boobs.
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Babe Ruth’s ghost is horrified.
He doesn’t like wearing a shirt because it inhibits his FREEEEEEDOM.
The ubiquitous small clear cup is in league with Mary McChestbump’s throwing of the devil’s horns.
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Small Head Todd is disappointed; “OHHH….you said we were going see some hard ROCK….ehhh well I’ll just roofie myself and fall asleep ass-up by a dumpster.”
@creature
Inglourious Bastards?
He should be careful trying to throw a shocker with a cup with two straws in his hand, he could poke his eye….
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Oh, too late.
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Fun side note: The wifi on Amtrak blocks access to hcwdb because it’s classified as porn.
“I’ll know porn when I see it”
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-Strom Thurmond
Winking at the other guys,so his “girlfriend” doesn’t see it.
I am very surprised that no one has commented on the size of her thumb so far! It looks like a miniature weenus…while he looks like an oversized weenus… Get some!
Is it an optical illusion or is that crucifix tattooed onto his torso?
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What an assbag.
Who wants to play “Guess That Douchebag!”?
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This is the 2nd time he’s graced these pages. Can ya’ll figure it out?
I suggest we take a straw vote on whether those douchal signifiers actually do take on a life of their own….
…on which came first, the floating ballcap, or the spread-leg straws…
And then drink to that.
With a double shot.
And one eye open.
Got Herb?
Boobs and One Eyed Willy
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Son
I would like to add the Red Sox hat as a “Douchecap”. If you don’t know what I mean go to an Angels vs Red Sox game at the Big A and you will quickly understand.
Son
Dear dude: See you in AA in about five more years.
Clear plastic cup throws us the peace sign. One more straw and we’d have had our first plastic shocker.
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Not to be confused with the leather shocker that Medusa is world famous for.