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Tuesday, February 1, 2011
The Sharkbag is Ready for His Closeup
An eagle eyed reader writes in having caught 2010’s HCwDB of the Year finalist and recent entrant into our hallowed Hall of Scrote, The Sharkbag, making his television douchal debut on some taintfung spreading show called “Bad Girl’s Club.”
I don’t know what this show is.
And yet, somehow, I do. For it is pudly.
EDIT: Note that The Sharkbag, of course, Runs with the Goose at all times. And by Runs with the Goose, I mean exhausts his trust fund at a rate his family accountant frowns upon.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011Yankee Doodle Doodie
Yankee Doodie went to town
A-douching like a phony,
Stuck a feather in Kendra’s Butt,
And called it “Mac the Homie.”
Reader Mail: Retro Douchery
Inspired by Sunday’s clip of 80s classic Just One of the Guys, comes this email tag from the heartland:
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Greetings from the Heartland of America!
I know what you’re thinking, douches in the Midwest? Never. Well the scrotes from the coasts have invaded and they have hit the jugular of the United States with force.
WE NEED YOUR HELP.
This is what happens when you throw an innocent get together at your house. That guy on the right? My roommate. Please oh please let him know what he is doing to himself. I’ve tried, many ah time, but he is too daft.
Sincerely,
– The First Secretary of the Non-Douchery
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The first step of the mock, TFSotND, must be taken at your end. I can only highlight the stupid shirtless cherry tattedness in presence of the barely legals. You must take it from there.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011Stephanie and Suzanne Meet The GreasePitz
And learned, first hand, what bronzer, groin shave reveal and part time employment at Jiffy Lube smells like.
Hint: It does not smell like victory.
