Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Parking Lot Frolic: Zionism Style
And on the 8th day, Adonai pumped his fist to bad techno.
I need to recheck the historical record, but I’m fairly sure Theodor Herzl’s First Zionist Conference of 1897 did not contain any direct references to making Aliyah for the purposes of Douche Frolic.
(bonus brief Semitic Librarian Rachel Hottowitz Hottness glimpses at :17 and at 1:48)
What the fuck was that?
I’m not sure exactly what I just saw, but:
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Kudos to the videographer for getting the hotts
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The guy near the end just *had* to make an offer for something, but couldn’t offer the full price
Actually these are recent converts jumping around in discomfort from their afternoon circumcision
Hassidic clubgoers in white socks with sandals.
Yahweh is disgusted.
oy vey!
When Frosh week and Shabbass collide, all hell breaks lose at Tel Aviv University. Well known for it’s antics, the non-kosher fraternity Beth-El Bacon has a hazing on the second Friday night every September. The pledges do Mogan-David stands and bong some Jerusalem Blue before the Techno Traffic Ticket Blitz.Before they can recover they have to endure shoe shine for Tay-Sacks Saturday afternoon. Winner gets his weight in sausage kniches and instant membership. Oy!
Jewshbags?
Moments later, inbound Hezbollah rockets leveled the block. Allah be praised.
The Hebrew on the side of the van says, “We drop bombs AND beats on Palestinians!”
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Sorry.
OK I think something just happened in my brain. An aneurysm or something. What I think I just saw could not have really been what I just saw. I’m going to press play again and see if it is different this time.
Somewhere, Golda Mier is weeping.
But Menachem Begin would, no doubt, be beggin to join ’em…’cuz that dude could fuccen par-TEE!
And by “parTY” I mean subjugate Palestinians.
One of my favorite topics, Semitic Hottness:
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Dianna Agron
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Leah Michelle
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Natalie Portman
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Bar Rafaeli
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Scarlett
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Evan Rachel Wood
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Emmy Rossum
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MIla Kunis
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Jennifer Connely
@Vin
Thanks for reminding me what Mrs. Kroeger looked like when she was a teenager. Fuccen 707 pound whale Jewess.
Sloan, Emmanuelle Chriqui
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Amanda Peet
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Lisa Edelstein
They really know how to get down,someone’s gotta send them some glitter t-shirts with stupid wings,and eagles on them.
I’ll bet you shekels to bagels that MTV’s “Haifa Shore” is not too far off.
And come on guys, cool it with the Semitic hotts, I still need to get some work done today.
CHALLAH!!!
Bar Rafaeli is all sorts of crazy hott.
I figure the JewBros were on their way to shoot their movie – 2 shiksas 1 menorah…
HeBros
They’re lucky the IDF didn’t hose their asses with .223 fire when they leapt out of that SUV. Ya gotta be aware of your environment, even if you’re you’re a douche.
Vin, you should produce a slide show of Semitic Hottness set to Adam Sandler’s “Hanukah Song”. I’d pay a buck or two to watch it.
Ah thank you Vin … for taking me back to my roots. I feel the promise of freedom yet again!!!
As for Hassidic douche frolic, I’m quite conflicted. These are Hassids, after all, who are not doing this (at least overtly) for the purpose of wooing the hott. They’re just there to show, hey, orthodox judaism can be hip and happening too! And it’s really quite cute to see them frolicking outside Canters on Hannukkah.
So rather, I shall take this post as a tribute to semitic hottness. And the ridiculousness that all us semitic men feel in their presence. 😀
Paletsinians – the only oppressed people with their own ammunitions cache.
Jewish Chinese Firedrills?
Oy messhuginahs! The Hasidic Hotts make me all verklempt!
I need a Wailing Wall.
Now!
Mr. Biggs,
I think you meant Israelis. The only oppressed people with nuclear weapons.
Before this devolves into a “who has the cleaner circumcision” contest, let me just say this —
All Jewish men want to have sex with Muslim women.
All Muslim men want to have sex with Jewish women.
All wars are about stealing the other guy’s hotts.
Salaam/Shalom
My penpal in the gaza strip said they showed this video in his nieces 5th grade bomb making class.
Is there anything douchier than blocking traffic to douch it up?
I think not, no matter ones denomination.
That’s hilarious. These guys were on An Idiot Abroad when Karl Pilkington went to Isreal. Karl has the appropriate response for these traveling frolickers.
Here’s the link to that.
I never wanted to have sex with Muslim women. Of course it’s a total misnomer since Muslim and Jewish women are pretty close genetically – at least us Sephardic Jews.
Still, stay the f*** away from them.
There are some gorgeous muslim women in Toronto. They’re just absolutely crazy, is all.
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That video kills. I’m glad someone was there to tell them they’re idiots.
Karl Pilkington is the ultimate nottadouche. I highly reccomend watching An Idiot abroad. He goes all around the world tagging douchebags.
saw the on an idiot abroad ,, these guys are pretty jacked
An aneurysm or something. What I think I just saw that really could not have been what I’ve seen. I’ll press play again and see if it is different this time.
this sounds like psy/goa trance
popular in israel I heard