Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Ronnie the Swamihead
Vacuous. Shirtless. Semi-employed. Monosyllabic.
What are… things Ronnie the Rivethead remains no matter how many clubby costume changes he goes through.
Wuh huh huh huh huh.
Thank you, Ed.
It’s the Sultan of Manchowder.
The Swami of Scrote.
She’s cute, but a lot closer in age to my children than me.
Heavens to sweet Vishnu, he’s wearing a fanny pack a.k.a fag bag. And Martha Stewart would be proud of his fancy napkin fold on the top of his turban. His chest should read “I heart Wankas” instead. I believe in truth in advertising.
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And is this at a Junior Prom? Where the theme is “Alladin Comes Out of the Closet Where the Lamps Were Stored”? These ladies look mighty young.
Who is the cretinous coward that didn’t finish the job? Clearly this person needs to grow a pair. When you stab someone, always thrust the knife to the hilt and work your way upwards from lower to upper abdomen until you feel the diaphragm being punctured. Repeat as many times as you can in 20 seconds. If it doesn’t look like the floor of a slaughterhouse, you’re doin’ it wrong or you’re REALLY fuccen slow.
Who is the cretinous coward that didn’t finish the job? Clearly this person needs to grow a pair. When you stab someone, always thrust the knife to the hilt and work your way upwards from lower to upper abdomen until you feel the diaphragm being punctured. Repeat as many times as you can in 20 seconds. If it doesn’t look like the floor of a slaughterhouse, you’re doin’ it wrong or you’re REALLY fuccen slow. Do I have to do everything around here?
Fuccen WordPress.
I’m going to assume he’s just working his night shift as greeter at the Luxor so’s I can go about my day with some faith in the universe.
Ali Baba and the 50 Steves.
Steve Wilkos would make him get out of his chair.
The Turban of Twat
The Guru of Man Goo
Groin shave-related injuries are on the increase.
The Bhagwan of Buttholes
The Sultan of Smegma Snorters
The Imam of Incontinence
The Maja Douchey
Hey Boss,
I don’t think this is Ronnie unless he hit the P90X like a maniac and that’s his Home Liposuction Kit scar, brought to you by the makers of Slap-Chop.
The Emir of Enemas
@Hermit, and he has an outie. EEEEEEEW.
Raji the Rivethead didn’t have time to change clothes after his shift at 7-11.
@ Rev
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If I may? Ali Bab and the 50 sheep
The Ayatollah of Asshola
Remember the little genie from Sinbad’s Seven Voyage?
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Yeah, that one. He became a real boy, but then was raised by a pack of wild scrote. It’s all in the education.
The Mufti of Menses
As hideous as this practice is,
I’m actually glad these scrotes shave their groins.
I find it preferable to seeing a wild, unkempt bush of greasy pubes hanging out of their beltline.
The Mullah of Man Gravy
The Sheikh of Sashay
OK, I got no more titles to bestow upon this successful abortion.
Lisa “One Eye” Lopez knew that she would be re-incarnated as something worse than she was in her previous life for burning down Andre Rison’s house but she never anticipated it would be this bad.
The Khanate of Queef
I always liked Andre Rison. It made me sad when she did that.
UFO Destroyers may be onto something, though that would mean there are at least two of these dickheads running around with “Swankys” guylinered on their chests.
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The ordering of a firing squad is not “over the top.”
The Sultan of Suckingoffyerbros.
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Okay, bit of a reach with that one, I’ll grant you.
The historical accuracy of his outfit is astonishing. Yes, Ramses prefered aviators, fanny packs, Sharpie chest writing and cola based cocktails.
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And cockks, lots of them
More rivets on the body? Is there a ‘Body Bedazzler’?
https://www.mybedazzler.com/
My Swami head says boner. Heh?
Dorka Dorka
The Pharaoh of Fellatio
The Rajah of Rectums
The Emir of Enema’s
Hassim Bendover
For the past week the site has only been Chicks with Douchebags. This one is not ugly by any stretch, but also not Hott. Today we also have Olive Oil, the human willow branch. Most of the rest of the week has been bleached and bleethy porn rejects.
Dr. Bunsen @10:07
oops my bad
This is the leader of the New Village People, Maharaja Manmuffin.
If I rub his Aladdin’s lamp I’ll bet he’ll fart.
I agree with UFO Destroyers, I don’t think this is Ronnie. Although I bet he wishes he was, Ronnie has some nice DSL*.
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The Bwana of Butt Sex.
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*Dick Suckin’ Lips
The Caliph of Queef
The Effeminate Effendi
The Emir of Queer
The Maharajah of ManGravy
The Nabob of Knob
the Pasha of Penis
The Wazir of Wang
The Satrap of The Clap.
The Sirdar of Gaydar
I’ll go with the Knob Nabob title, Medusa.
Dipt in a little turbinado sugar, how sweet it is!
Alas, this dude’s got real turkey feathers in that turban of his.
Turk the Turk.
Sultan of Porch Beef
This is why you don’t rub a bottle of Axe Cologne. The 3 wishes he probably grants involve:
1. KY jelly
2. surgical gloves
3. his buttpipe
Who stole the fruit out of Miss Chiquita’s head basket?
If it does not look like the floor of a slaughterhouse, you’re hurting or you fuccen really slowly. I need to do here
Bad GSR and Ray – bans in wait at da club yo.
Nainanijad of Nan.
We all know that’s Cillian Murphy.