Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Kafka’s Basement
A waking nightmare.
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- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
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- Steve L
- Wheezer
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- creature
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- Archidoucheis
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- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Was this taken before or after they all turned into cockroaches?
Again with Kitchenbag on the left? Is he trying to weasel his way into the HoS or something?
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Did Snooki drop a few stone?
@wheezer
I thought the guy on the left was Snookl.
Same here, Mr. White. It looks to have tried either SlimFast or TrimSpa, baby!
(…..or maybe FingerDownTheThroat…..)
Hey, this place is a lot more swanky than my Mom’s basement. They even have beanbags. Fun!
Aiiie! The Douchepocalypse is upon us!
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I was sure we had more time to prepare for the end of days…
This picture was taken at the Milf Monthly Book Club of New Jersey meeting after the power went out as the Douche Zombies attacked. Police said there were no survivors.
Night of the Douchebag Dead
Photographer forgot to look through the view finder… wound up filling two thirds of the shot’s frame with useless background.
Two members of the Fantasy Four!
Mrs. Boobtastic and Thing
For the record: Michael Chiklis >>> Snooki. Just sayin.
I think he also made a metamorphosis from Rambro
and his Hott’s boobs DEFINITELY made a metamorphosis at some point in the past
To me this looks like a still frame of grainy film at the beginning of a snuff film.
The smiles on the girls faces on the ends look forced as they talk through their teeth, to the girl in the middle without moving their lips, “Are you sure those aren’t blood stains on the carpet?”
Looks like a killer party.
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Those Hotts are beyond saving. Either Bleethed out beyond belief or dead. Is that being redundant?
Jesus H. Fucking Christ. Even though the quality of this picture is not good, I swear to God I could feel the life being drained from my body and soul by looking into the eyes of Cockroachbag on the left.
kitchenbag, basementbag, whatever… as long as he stays indoors you can fumigate
Douche on the left auditioning for the new Hulk movie? Not sure Bruce Banner with tats is the look you want….
there were only bones left after they ate those poor girls…if it were me, there only be no breast, I fill up quickly
I’m amazed that these guys aren’t wearing leopard skins, carrying clubs and dragging these women around by the hair.
Knuckledrag Bags
Looks like the book jacket photo for the Best Seller “When Cousins Fuck”… just sayin’
Kitchenbag says hey and by hey I mean groooo, grrrrrrr, burp
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Son!!!!.
Your shirts are not tight enough, guys. It’s irritating; buy clothes that fit.
Girls, stop buying clothes, and take those off.
Semi-attractive brunette milf seems… shall we say… overdressed for the basement, not to mention the basement dwellers.
more like Kafka’s fmunda
Why do I have the feeling this is is the last known picture of these three chicks before they were thrown down a hole and told to put the lotion of their skin while these three took turns yelling “Do you wanna fuck me me?” in each others faces while dancing around in frilly robes to Goodbye Horses?
Where is the Obelisk? Son.
“Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”
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And for someone reason, the freak on the left freely chose to look like that.
The clump of bamboo really classes up the joint. Now all we need is for someone to make splinters of aforementioned bamboo and go all Charlie on these fools. Rambro knows what that’s all about.
Somewhere, Gregor Samsa is weeping….with an apple in his back and an unused can of Axe body spray sitting silently in the corner of his room…
I think skinny Snooki (the one in the front row) had the photo darkened, etc… ’cause in regular light, that face is grotesque.
Balthazar Colossus, pictured left, is the world’s leading authority on human use of bovine growth hormones. Ironically, he tore the other two world’s leading authorities into human confetti, cementing his status as the primary (and sole) living authority.
Balthazar Colossus, pictured left, is the world’s leading authority on human use of bovine growth hormones. Ironically, he tore the other two world’s leading authorities into human confetti, cementing his status as the primary (and sole) living authority.
Rambro is Kitchebag? WTF you need a score card to keep track on this site. And I believe the orange tone of their skin threw off the aperture setting on the camera.
Collective IQ of the Room?: -32. Yeah, that’s a negative, Son.
The infection is so thick in that picture, I have to wipe down the laptop.
woah, just woah
Vladimir, on the right, looks like he’s checking for the OK from someone to begin the assault and his two buddies are wondering what the hell is taking so long. Janice, on the left, just caught the first glimpse of the photographer’s nervous yet giddy cackle — and the glint of a hunting knife. Two hours later all three hotts (OK, one hott in the middle and two Jersey Shore wannabes) were bleeding through a tarp in the trunk of Vlad’s souped-up Celica.
Display from Madam Douchade’s Amber-colored Wax Museum.
At first I thought I knew what was so wrong about these guys, but none of them are old enough to have been Thalidomide babies, so I guess I’m still at a loss.
I’m gonna go commit seppuku now. See ya later.
Steven Seagal begins to regret assembling an ensemble cast for Under Seige III.
Somebody took this photo 35 years ago with a Polaroid, like, get real, it’s mellow yellow.
Guy on the left is a weekly winner. Can’t remember the name.
Girls! Run as fast as you can!!!
Who let the monkeys out of the cage?
THIS PIC IS A TOILET.
that is all.
an UNflushed toilet, i might add.
Is that close to Mordor or something?
Gorillas in the mist…