Thursday, March 10, 2011
Lineup of Dismay
“Woe Canada” continues to occupy an (un)hallowed place in our tracking of global douche culture. This confederacy of douches brings great shame to our neighbors in the great white north (Ooooooh lu ku ku luuu ku ku ku).
Now attemping to outdouche even Outbreak points like Vegas and New Jersey, the areas of Toronto may need quarantine, Outbreak Style.
How do you know they are Canucks? Never seen a fleur-de-lis in New Orleans? Think Drew Brees helmet…….
The boy in the middle definitely needs to dial up the same roids as superman though.
Reaons # 27 Why I Can’t Work In The Medical Field – I’m the queasy type. After someone rightfully bloodied this group , I’d be too grossed out to help
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Reaons # 28 Why I Can’t Work In The Medical Field – I think one of the things you have to swear to is “First Do No Harm”….. I’m out
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Sidenote: We’ve never heard of Erin Andrews’ sister, Kendra. She needs some “exposure”. I would pay for the hotel peep hole video of these two brushing each other’s hair in the buff….
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That man in the bikini top is scaring the shit out of me.
I think I could take that dude in the middle. I’d start by saying “Nice bikini dude”.
Damn it, Mr. White you beat me too it. $10 says “she” would beat me too it as well.
Douche in the middle, I applaud you for not roiding it up. Your balls will thank you later. If they don’t thank me first that is. Am I right ladies? Eh, screw it. This site is like an Alaskan mining town in the dead of winter.
When did Ed Hardy start making Manzeres?
I’d like to order three Sloppy Joes, 2 Ham Piles, and a case of C-4 please. Burpp.
Jean shorts? Really? Really Really?
Mr. White FTW!
They should have made a special helmet so Dr. Rene Russo’s flowing locks wouldn’t be hidden, in Outbreak!
@Rev, Acid wash jeans to boot. Please tell me those aren’t making a comeback,
Denim shorts died in the 80’s. Son.
Dude in the middle might have a chance. That is, if the dude to his immediate left doesn’t snap his arms off and use his torso as a butt plug….
Only a guy named ‘Toole’ could correctly label what a group of douches should be called: a confederacy.
Vin, thanks for that pic of the Andrews sisters. Those two can boogie woogie on my bugle, boy!
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(Cue the sad trambone…..)
Kendra is wearing a delicious “keyboard” dress. I would so pound on her lower C with my treble clef while tickling the scale from D to ripe, firm, D. Can I get an F-sharp?!!
I’d tickle redheads ovaries, I mean ivories. Come on, look at her dress. She is a sure thing. And by sure thing I mean valium cocktails and 6 ounce Cialis Pro ejaculations.
Rumpled (stilt) skin there on the left looks pretty used up, and that chick on our right looks more manly than the tatted up bitch from yesterday. Eh?
Mock and Roll’s….
The two guys on the left (looking at the photo) were at Nipplestock this year and placed second and third respectively in the Large Areola Contest. The people in bikinis are of an undetermined gender.
The female in the cap with the muscles looks like she has served: either military or prison. I kinda like her, actually, because I could run my mouth in bars and she’d kick anyone’s ass who got hostile. And she’s probably quite skilled with a strap-on.
Dude in the middle’s undies are singing the Love Boat theme.
Toronto may have to be sacrificed, yes. Saddened though I am by the prospect.
Ah, a fine example of prime, corn-fed bleeth!
The guy on the left looks like a wrestling douche, he has the pose, the chin pubes and the muscle. I think he has something going on here.
I can’t decide if this would be the best offensive line in the Lingerie Football league or just an average line at a DII college football program. Thoughts?
Those girls’ shoulders are so broad, you can’t narrowly define them as shoulders. They could be anything.
Those girls’ shoulders are so broad, the scabies one one should speak Portugese while on the other they speak Chukotko-Kamchatkan languages.
Their shoulders are so broad they can only be generalized.
Their shoulders are so broad her mom had to have a capital C-section.
Their shoulders are so broad they have a redshift.
Those chicks’ shoulders are so broad when they wear long sleeve shirts the cuffs come up to their armpits.
I get home, log onto HCwDB, and find that all the good “Dude in a bikini” jokes are already done. Fuck.
when did hotchickswithdouchebags.com become shemaleswithshemales.com?
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that was gross.
Oh, the sun shines bright on my Old Can-tucky homies with moobs.
Ah, the Maple Bleeth Forever.
I applaud you for not roiding it up. Your balls will thank you later. In the event that they don’t thank me first that is. Am I right ladies? Eh, screw it.
I am just going to suppose that these are just homoerotic fanboys fawning over the lesbian roller derby team from Jonquière, Québec.