Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Sorority Cynthia Made a Bad Choice for Spring Break
Sorry Cynthia. Should’ve gone with your besties to Cabo rather than Tijuana with Mike. The lice will take months to delouse. The crabs, even longer.
Questionable hott, undeniable Douchebag.
Where does the artwork stop and the yutz begin?
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For the low price of $39.99 she can order The R Minister Scott Stapps “Wonder Crab Remover”.
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Son.
If that guy’s name is “Mike”, then mine is Jamaal. And itchy buggas are gonna be the least of her problems if she let’s him give her the verga of doom.
Would have captioned that one “gaybag pedro puts the big heart-on to cynthia”
One of Picasso’s most underrated works: Still Life With Scrote Stain and Pseudo-Hott.
The pained expression on her face says a lot and by a lot I mean what the fuck am I doing here sitting on Miguelitos lap.
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Art on the walls reminds me of Picasso’s “Blue” period, however instead of hallucinogenic absinthe causing people to slowly lose their minds this looks like cheap rot gut tequila causing Cynthia to lose what’s left of her dignity.
Is he wearing pleather pants? And not to be mean but, her face looks like one of the ones painted on the wall. Miguel es uno bago de gayo tambien. This pic is as awkward as it is sad.
The walls are freakin’ me out, man. THEY’RE FREAKIN’ ME OUT!!
This chick is totally desperate. It is painted all over her face. (see what I did there?) She wasn’t able to pick up a piece of doucheslime like any of her besties at the beach so she had to drag Pablo out of the kitchen, scream INS in his face, conduct a confusing “interview” with him considering they ARE in Mexico, and then document it by having her sit in his lap and wave a box of chocolates in front of her. At least that’s what she told him using her second semester Spanish.
Because the mail-order husband idea looked so much better in the brochure Cynthia. Even the mural is weeping for you.
It could well be said that she got his hair’s attention.
Millions and millions of inhabitats in MExico, and this is the best they could come up with so-called “mural art?”
Diego Rivera is rolling over in his titty-caca.
“I don’t know how they do things down in Juarez but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride”
Step 1) Box of chocolate
Step 2) ???
Step 3) Green Card!!!!
Geez….these kids can’t do anything right.
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It’s Las Vegas WEDDING.
Mexican DIVORCE.
If he were straight, then her ass would be in his crotch and not off to the side.
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Biological fact.
The local art students aren’t always the best choice for an eatery’s walls.
Her face looks like one of the ones painted on the wall. Miguel es uno bago de gayo tambien. This pic is as awkward as it is mournful.
Shiny happy people
I gotta say notta. They look like they’re in love.
Sorta.