Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Waikiki Leak

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Somewhere, on an island off the coast of Hawaii, someone’s releasing previously classified urine onto the internets. And it looks like this guy.

# posted by douchebag1
7:12 am March, 22 The Dude said...

Woody Harrelson’s new movie, Natural Born Swillers, opens Carnationwide this summer.

7:27 am March, 22 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Mr. Hanky is on vacation and still not happy. What a prick.

7:31 am March, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Otto the Orange has an apoplectic fit and nearly self juices himself after SU’s untimely loss to Marquette. The irascible citrus has been kept away from blenders, juicers, and sharp objects since the upset. Friends and teammates say he has threatened to “go screwdriver” before, but it has never been as serious as it is now.

7:45 am March, 22 jonezy said...

I actually can’t tell if she has breasts so I’m going with notta.
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For both of them.
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This pretty much sums up douchebaggery

8:12 am March, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Notta?! I dunno how you can look at that face and not want to use it as a speedbag. Agreed that the hotness of the hott is inconclusive… but I’m pretty sure at least she is not a slaystack.

8:25 am March, 22 Deltus said...

Yeah, Woody Harrelson is looking… well, pretty much the same, actually.
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On the other hand, Julia Stiles has looked better. Sweetie, don’t leave the house without having your hair did up nice, k? It’s a quality that usually redeems you from the fact that you have smallish tits.

8:29 am March, 22 Wedgie said...

Sending out a search party for her tits.

8:33 am March, 22 Wheezer said...

She’s doomed. The last person to kiss him on the cheek looks like this.

8:33 am March, 22 Selma Blair said...

Small boobs are the new hot.

8:35 am March, 22 keira knightley said...

@Selma:
Agreed!

8:40 am March, 22 Anonymist said...

This girl loves her water sports… shame it involves this dbag.

8:45 am March, 22 Deltus said...

Does “water sports” include “butt peeing”?

8:49 am March, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

I don’t know, not much to see here, he’s a goof and wouldn’t warrant any rage more likely a chuckle for wearing that silly hat.

8:50 am March, 22 The Dude said...

@Wheezer c’mon dude! Once was enough with that pic. Now I have to repeel my eyeballs, which hurts more than repeeling Roe vs. DB

9:10 am March, 22 Anonymist said...

Well, butt pee is no golden shower…

9:12 am March, 22 banana hammock said...

…..yep, just puked…….

9:12 am March, 22 Anonymist said...

I’d say no, it’s still classified under mud sports.

9:13 am March, 22 Vin Douchal said...

He looks that Rooney cat that plays soccer for England in the Copa Mundal, er, World Cup after a serious nap in the tanning bed. Dude, redheads should start at SPF 60

11:24 am March, 22 Spell Attic said...

Dude McC @8:12a,FTW! You have been en fuego these past couple of days. If only the elite would allow you the capability of pictorial commentary then you would be unstoppable. If only.
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This is a punchworthy face if I’ve ever seen one, so why is she kissing it? A case of smart woman, stupid choices.

11:24 am March, 22 fatness said...

Actually, I kinda like small tits on the right body. However, considering the vestigial adam’s apple and *no* tits I’m not even sure that’s female.

3:45 pm March, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Spell Attic,
I have the worlds most gnawsome pear pic when (if?) I’m ever a made man. I think it’s easier to become ninja wizard who bats 400 tho.

4:53 pm March, 22 Spell Attic said...

@McCrudeshoes, you’re holding a mind coma inducing pear pic hostage? You our not allowed to do that. Says so in the bylaws of our collective Carmen Miranda rights (Thou shalt not withold succulesence of pear or any other fruit named body part from the group as a whole…etc.) You post that pear pic with a link or something. Do what you gotta do man. Its not T and A without the A!
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Go Local Team Ninja Wizards!

5:21 pm March, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Spell, Nancy, and whoever else you are,
I’m afraid your mind and other bits will remain frustratedly unmelted. Ok, maybe a hint. Google Dalene Costley.

5:48 pm March, 22 Spell Attic et al. said...

@Dude McCrude, I am also “All These New People”. And I will Googlize that name right after Rev Chad sobers up and you put pictures in your comments. Which I believe would be a half past a monkey’s ass and a quarter to his balls. But I’m sure some of the other gents on here might enjoy it so your efforts weren’t completely wasted. I’m sure it is an assceptional pear.

6:05 pm March, 22 Spell Attic et al. said...

^Nice. You were right. If I was into chicks I’d be all over that like white on China White.

8:40 pm March, 22 DarkSock said...

i ethink i read ‘mud sports’ ….made me choaerltle
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iam feeble raht now

12:27 pm March, 23 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Bright floral island hats don’t go at all well with camou-shirts.
Just sayin’, and he knows it by the grimace on his schmooze.

12:57 pm March, 23 Stephanie said...

Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers is angry someone busted his bass guitar.

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