Friday, April 29, 2011
Friday Haiku
Pumped Vegas Doucheclown ,
Fondles double shots of pear,
Future turds abound.
What’s it gonna take
For me to get you into
A used butt today?
— saulgoode42
Got one pear, two pear
Red pear, pooh pear. Now me need
To get protein drink and ‘roids.
— Wedgie
Here is an Abstain.
And while he may refrain from
voting, I vote Choad!
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Captain Ben Dover
inspects troops for proper hygiene.
Snorts off butt nuggets.
— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
Four round cheeks, one turd.
Somebody get me the Vim.
The bowl smells of Roids.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Why is it he lord?
Who gets to fondle the pair?
I have camouflage?
— Claude Douchenbagger
Here is an Abstain.
And while he may refrain from
voting, I vote Choad!
Got one pear, two pear
Red pear, pooh pear. Now me need
To get protein drink and ‘roids.
Hey, nice haiku format dick. 5-7-7.
Simple mathmatics
I have more abdominals
Than they have ass cheeks
Perky Pear on left
Looks so very svelte, indeed.
We need 3D view!
Vegas procto doc
Prepares to get elbow deep
In two new clients
Choad uses blue rag.
to pretend he’s hung like horse.
Really hung like mouse.
Here we all can see
The difference between flat,
eggshell and high gloss
What’s going on here?
Am I in alternate U?
Where’s other hunters??
Blue towel is there
To wipe up the drippy drip
Of his syphilis
6 Pack abs with a beer belly,
Oil rag left from Jiffy Lube shift,
Hotts turn their backs
Stupid British prince
Spends a million to get one
I got two for free
What’s it gonna take
For me to get you into
A used butt today?
Chump has abs and gut
With donuts and creatine
Results may vary
Blue towel gives clue
To how long this choad will last
‘Til he shoots early
ClemensBag wingspan
Feels buttocks for the best place
Stick in needle dick
GI jackass. I
can’t work with this there’s
nothing funny here
A hernia scar
Pokes out for breath of fresh air
And turn our stomachs
Hunters got nothin’?
Double pear should lead us to,
lots of poopie jokes.
This Choad has nip studs!!?
That is just Psycho, Choad, Scrote!
Must be Final Days!
He shared his Prep H
WIth the buttcheeks on the left
On right? Not so much
Pear on the left and
Beluga whale on the right
makes douche mineral?
@ Db1
Hey whaddya mean?
I’ve got plenty stored up here
Oh, do you mean them
That is no shirt in pants.
Abman needs his rag to clean
The mess to be made.
Double rear entry.
Royal wedding festival
Turns to shade of brown.
Choad displays the Pear
Of his wife and his daughter.
Well that is just sick.
Hotts get ready to
launch fudge cannon missiles. Fire
one! Fire two. Douche down.
Four round cheeks, one turd.
Somebody get me the Vim.
The bowl smells of Roids.
Homoslavia
ordinance expert checks locked
and loaded for turds.
Dr Brownfinger
Takes break from checking prostates
For some girlie bits
Day passing quickly.
Red bikinis delight him.
He has royal flush.
Ab Bag gut scar
from stomach pumped of sperm?
Check hospital records stat.
Repeal of “Don’t ask,
Don’t tell” means douche can fondle
Bob’s butt openly.
Ready to explore.
Dark Sock has a question. You
Use middle fingers?
Port and starboard butts
But Captain Choad has no mast
And shrunken testes
This is not a pic
Of the Rev. Chad in rehab
Then again, is it?
Come any closer
And these fine behinds will get
Shot by my nipples
Fresh from stripper bar.
Rambo yells. You drew first blood.
Chews two fresh tampons.
Why is it he lord?
Who gets to fondle the pair?
I have camouflage?
His hot pink wristband
Shows he’s paid for Gay event.
Macks on girls for joke.
Waitress makes mistake
He ordered the stinky buns
Not the sticky ones
Douche seems to forget
that healthy diet includes
less meat and more fruit.
Bottom abs show scar.
Kidney transplant was double.
Needs cash not urine.
Kate and her sister
Vegas bachelor party.
Meet their Prince Charmin.
Captain Ben Dover
inspects troops for proper hygiene.
Snorts off butt nuggets.
Little do we know
Both of these Vegas sirens
Are barfing right now
Six hours, two roofies
Later the fun begins. Girl
On right didn’t wipe.
All moist from ‘bating
Buds in bathroom circle jerk
Rag for cum clean up.
Camo hat and pants.
Two red bikinis. Night
Will smell like napalm.
Douche feels embarrassed
he forgot his red thong. Knows
he would win “best butt”.
On left: perfection
On right: I vote rejection
Guy kills erection
A line up of cheeks
wants Butt Bongo Fiesta.
Douche is pinata?
Don’t stop believing
That tranny on right will let
you suckle its balls.
Website is trippin
The ass is strong my brothers
But server is weak
Vegas drive thru window
greasy chessed server will as you
“you want SuperSize”
saulgoode, site problems?
Email me what’s up. Looks fine,
from my end. Mmmm… pears.
uhm, ask…doh!
looking for new hat
to wear to royal wedding
tight fit or comfort?
Seems to have cleared up
Couldn’t post wise cracks few times
Maybe I’m still high
Whoops, some haikus held.
Your drunken narrator left,
the Spam Filter On.
Stupid filter sucks
But not as bad as Wedgie
Haiku format wrong
Pumpy slaps pair of thong’d ham
Double analinguist inevitable
Too bad booty on right is a Man…
Stereophonic
Dildonic and Iconic;
Love Thigh Colonics.
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Late again…..SHIT.
We miss ol’ Pumpy;
Now Las Vegas is run by
His lil bro, Dumpy.
Two Rump-A-Pump-Pumps
Make a poo sandwich out of
A Stumpy Dump-Hump
One of these assholes
Is well-oiled, begging for peen;
Tragically it’s him.
sick of slick douchebags
pretending to like girl ass
their own assholes gape
Seeing red today:
Abbey’s aisle and William’s Coat,
now this declasse’.
Greasy li’l abs and
rump rounds, he wears blue ribbon,
they, the red ribbons.
Douchebags are like a
horse’s ass or two, lacking
tail but oh, so fly.
Sex slave auctions go
bass ackwards, as broads auction
porch beef rib eye stud.