Thursday, April 28, 2011

Manny Grabassky

Manny’d only be a stage-1 Cholobag, or even earn a nottadouche, if he didn’t have a tatt of a naked woman, or maybe that’s Jesus with breasts, bound and gagged, on his left wrist.

Tattbaggery. No excuse.

Granted, the grabass move by Mr. Grabassky is probably an inevitable byproduct of expectations brought about by the meaning of his last name. Kind of like how Shelly Givesamazinghead has struggled her whole life.

But oh, sweet curvy Bikini Katie.

We needed some freckle taut red-head suckle thigh on this Thursday. And so we shall perceptually imbibe.

# posted by douchebag1
2:25 pm April, 28 Rockabilly Johnny and the Electric Foreskin Benders said...

Manny’d only be a stage-1 Cholobag, or even earn a nottadouche, if he didn’t have a tatt of a naked woman, or maybe that’s Jesus with breasts, bound and gagged, on his left wrist.
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Yeah, and if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle.

2:29 pm April, 28 Fatness said...

…and…he’s got Mickey Mouse ears on his shorts.
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Perfect.
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Where is a claw hammer when you need one?

2:59 pm April, 28 Crazed Aborigine said...

She is like a foot taller than him. While convienient for motorboating, this may help explain his need to overcompensate with douchie tattoos.

How much sunscreen do you think it takes to keep her skin that ivory white while sporting that bikini? More importantly, where do I sign up for the critical job of applying it, over and over, to every lovely inch, all day long?

3:02 pm April, 28 Anthony LaBaglia said...

This pic reminds me of that video on the web where the chick puts the guy’s entire head inside her.

3:10 pm April, 28 tall guy said...

The Micky Mouse Ears on Moist-tee Manny’s shorts indicate the strong possibility of a dude who, when young, hung out on the corner with his crew at night then phoned his mom to come fetch him home afterwards.
Also, @ Anthony LaBaglia 3:02, I haven’t seen that one. Thankfully.

3:14 pm April, 28 Wedgie said...

She needs to ditch Stumpy and date Tall Guy.

3:17 pm April, 28 mr.reeve said...

He looks like a mover I had out at one of my jobs a month ago. Hey, when you get out the pen you need a job. She looks like a stripper that gave me a lap dance……..prior to my marriage of course.

3:37 pm April, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Just three words: BUTT. BONGO. FIESTA!

4:01 pm April, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Thank God Manny’s a grabber and not a slapper.
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4:05 pm April, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

You are correct DB1, that is the popular “Ball Gagged with Boobs Jesus” tatt on this douche’s wrist. Its a subtle yet poignant reminder of what the big JC is all about.

4:27 pm April, 28 Steve L. said...

fuck why didn’t he tatt himself a Mohammed-with-breasts? that way he’d be assassinated in no time. for our benefit, of course.

5:41 pm April, 28 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

Manny’d only be a stage-1 Cholobag, or even earn a nottadouche, if he didn’t display almost every documented douche-signifier.

7:29 pm April, 28 soy bomb said...

memphis doucheworkers @ 5:41 FTW and Steve L. @ 4:27 for the close second. That’s a one-two punch that would knock out any ‘bag worth his tanning salon membership pass.

7:33 pm April, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Manny is a LEVEL 5 Juicebag. Over developed arms and deltoids, under developed wrists and forearms. Except for the tat it could be Kate Middleton’s arms.

9:20 pm April, 28 DarkSock said...

She is paler than Donald Trump’s scalp.

9:21 pm April, 28 DarkSock said...

She is paler than Baron Von Goolo’s taint.

9:22 pm April, 28 DarkSock said...

She is paler than Medusa and White’s laundry gimp after that night he had to sleep in the bleach he spilled.

9:22 pm April, 28 DarkSock said...

She is paler than Elvira’s under-boob.

9:24 pm April, 28 Stephanie said...

She’s just thanking the lawn maintenance crew,who are getting a day off and jumping into the pool. Makes me think about that Sesame Street song…One of these things is not like the other.

3:13 am April, 29 Kamagra said...

Her skin that ivory white while sporting that bikini? More importantly, where do I sign up for the critical job of applying it, over and over, to every lovely inch, all day

5:58 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s paler than the royal family.

5:59 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s paler than Oprah’s first three sets of labia.

6:00 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s paler than my bleached a-hole.

6:00 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s paler than Tonetta’s music career.

6:01 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s paler than Michael Jackson’s man-boy love ghost.

6:01 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s paler than snow in Norway.

7:17 am April, 29 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I’d be careful around ole Manny Dumbassky there…them looks like Gang tatts to me.

9:23 am April, 29 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Gang ? Vertically challenged, unemployed drywaller posse. But I will add, if you have a naked gag-balled woman tattooed on your arm, you pretty much don’t give a shit what people think about you. And it is so refreshing to see a hot (or semi-hot in this case) who is not orange from sleeping in a tan bed.

10:39 am April, 29 antwar said...

At first glance, I was thinkin Kid n’ Play.

10:42 am April, 29 Banana Hammock said...

Bikini Katie skin tone by Elmers®, Grabassky skin tone by Sharpie®

11:58 am April, 29 Deltus said...

She’s paler than the wad I just shot on my monitor looking at her side-ass shot.
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Wait, huh?

2:11 am May, 1 Roman said...

For people that care about whether a photo was Photoshopped, they can try Photoshopped Image Killer. This free website maybe can give your answer. By analyzing something like Exif data or so. But it it really bad that the seller is touching op those images? Maybe he just sharpened the image and removed some things from the background.

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