Saturday, May 21, 2011
Both Ends Baldy: A very special Saturday “Caption This Pic”, sponsored by the Baron Von Goolo Foundation for the National association for the advancement of Cthulhu
And now, a word from our sponsor:
“Luckily, the Make-A-Wish Foundation keeps some quality tail in their Rolodex for just such an occasion”.
Douchbag rule #5. Carpet has to match the drapes
Production still from Jason Shitstain’s new movie ‘Tranny-Spotter 4: Find The Sausage’.
a true gent always lets his preggo wife wait for the goose while he lays it down with 3 post grads
Production still from Jason Shat-Ham’s new movie “Tramp-Sporter 5 – Hairless Like A Fetal Pig”.
Barry made the best of his little mix-up with the coffee cream and Nair bottle.
Barry’s body’s as slick as an onion,
And these girl’s holes all smell like Funyuns™;
They’ll all go knock boots,
Cracking Vidalia Poots,
But not with the Blue Bikini gunt one.
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sorry
“Knock boots” hahahaha, I was just talking to my friend the other day about how noone says that anymore. I’m thinking about just carrying two little doll boots around in my purse and if I see someone I fancy I’ll point at them and then pull out the doll boots and click them together. And then give one of those “Well, whaddaya say?” Question to the gents on this site: Is that too forward? And should I use real size boots which may be more of a pain to carry around but if it leads to real size sex I might be willing to give it a go.
Jason hated his job as Human Elephant Suppository, but the pay was so damned good.
@nancy
Why not just say “fuck me” and pull him outside. That would work 100% of the time. No such thing as too forward…
ps. I wear loafers
Wait…”Knock Boots” is a euphemism for fornication?
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Great…now my limerick makes absolutely no sense.
Vinbag Diesel (no slap on Vin Douchal, who rocks) borrows three waxies from Madame Tussaud’s for a set shoot…I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt…
his loose cans abs also match the mudhorns.
@ Mr. Belvadouche:
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Actually it would only work 93% of the time…
Douche: Look girls, I can fit into the same shorts I wore when I was thirteen.
Girl 1: You have just as much pubic hair as back then too.
Girl 2: I bet you last just as long in bed too.
Girl 3: And you still like to go to Sea World and pee in Shamu’s tank.
@Mr. Belvadouche, knocking loafers is out of the question. Thank you for being up front about that before I proceeded any further. And what if I am already outside? Do I pull him inside? Is this all about taking the target to a secondary location?
@Nancy
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The Mrs. just reminded me that when she secured my services for the third and last time she was very forward. I suggest you use her method. Find a guy, tell him you want him back baby and you’ve missed him, shove your hand in his pants and while gently fondling his package ask him to go fuck in the back of his student painting van, the one filled with paint, bras, dirty condoms, and a cooler filled with beer and shame. Son.
^No offense Rev, but I prefer to take my advice from happily married couples. Again no offense.
@nancy
before you dismiss my loafers……have you seen the size of my mustache?
“a cooler filled with beer and shame” Classic!!!!
Jason Shats-Ham (heh heh) poses outside the ‘Bolt On Emporium’ with the 3 winners from the “I Can Get Dates For You Foundation”
@ nan
I find steel toes pack a wallop to the taint
GSR faggalah.
that agent orange is a muthafukkah
I need a shower after reading this thread. Or maybe it’s because I spent all day doing Mexican-grade yardwork today. God dayum, I swear I’m gonna grow a pair of balls to match my clit-penis. And in case Cthulu here is ready to eat some souls, I was a lways a believer, so I get to go early. Which is good, ’cause then I won’t have to look at his crustacean concubines anymore.
Three young ladies gather round Ned, intent on rolling their tits on his macadam road of a tum-tum torso.
Three sets of bongo drums and a washboard make for something of an unbalanced quartet, but these days, anything goes.
By anyone’s definition, everyone is a rounder any more.
@ Nancy
Have you heard DEVO’s new album? Yes, DEVO has a new album. Track 16 is called “Knock Boots.” It’s coming back, behbeh. Now that that’s taken care of, let’s bring back “sucking face.”
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And no, do not whip out a pair of prop boots to signal go-time for the sexing. If your man thinks of Carrot Top even for a second, his junk will pull a Goodbye Horses that it may never recover from.
now i understand why the cause of Cthulu needs to be advanced.
HP Lovecraft birthday party this August, for those of you in the greater Chicagoland are. Yes, I’m fuccen serious. My sister, the immortal Noomsie Oblongata are hard at work on this. There will be green cake.
Area. Derp.
Noomsie and I. Jeebus. Where are my Skittles and Rain-X? I can’t think without ’em!
Worst GSR Ive seen on this fuccen site.