Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Caption This Also
Two “Caption This” posts back-to-back? Madness! Veteran Commenter Crucial Head starts us off:
“As the flatulent winds of change lightly blow the remaining follicles clinging to the nethermost regions of his sweaty pate forward, Elmer seeks solitude and solace in the sustenance that seeps forth from Blake Lively Hott’s festering naval sore.”
She is Elven Hottness, by the way.
Shoulder zits on a balding bag means the steroids are working!
Yoo puth thth thenthorth heerreh ‘n they thibrate on yer abthhs
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Ahem…. it’s new technology
Blind Vick enjoys giving oral,…er… a little further south , BV
“Mmmmmmmmmmm. You’ve been with Pierre, I can taste the snails, Juan, good choice with the chalupas, and Dimitri, God how I hate borscht! Now go find Mr. White so I have something to wash it all down with. OK? You’re a love!”
“Let’s see if that stud who’s driving me like a runaway semi behind me can get that spooge right onto the bullseye!”
“is this where the chocolate comes out?”
“no warts here!”
billy looked at cleaning up after his bisexual boyfriend as part of the baggage that comes with every committed relationship.
“what a great place to store man jelly”
“that’s not where I pee Herman”
“yeah, it was once a prince albert pin”
“you should try my other knot”
Amber’s belly button roid dispenser is a big hit at douche beach.
“that’s right, it’s just sweaty lint”
As no one looks on, another Vegas asshole hams it up for the camera by licking the belly of some skinny chick in public for no other reason except a lame attempt to draw attention to himself by doing exactly what every other Vegas asshole does when a camera is pointed his way.
“keep practicing if’n ya wanna move on to the fudge factory”
“daddy always started lower”
As Simple Jack licked furiously Tammi lacked the heart to tell him it was a ketchup tattoo.
Vince James: All-Natural Dermatologist
“As DarkSock looked on bitterly from the shadows, he silently cursed Baron Von Goolo for expending the “Schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries” joke earlier in the week…
“That’s not what I meant by lowering the deficit, W”.
Tell me when I start to come through the other side.
Skinneodrome?
Elmer is checking her for the odds of abdominal penetration from anal. He’s booking an 8 incher at 5:4.
She’s so skinny she gets X-Rays with incandescent light.
She’s so skinny her inney is also an outey.
She’s so skinny she has Fallopian arms.
She’s so skinny her baby was named Almost.
She’s so skinny she goes to costume parties as Saran Wrap.
She’s so skinny she texts herself.
Is she really lifting her boobs up out of the way?
…and with a final loud slurp Ted vanquished Cindy’s wolf-worm infection forever.
^Yeah, I’m bucking for the BCS award this year.
She’s so skinny she has to lay down after she pees.
Tim wets the valve, while Kitty unfolds her pair of Kmart Special Breasts. The brilliant scientists at Kmart huddle around during this critical test of the new AIR-SAC RACK(r) ™.
by practicing with cherry stems, Thaddeus perfected hands free umbilical tieing
she’s so skinny she can exit through mail slots
@ Darksock 5:52
Go fuck yourself, seriously.
Oh, yeah, the photo. She is old enough to know better.
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He is poo.
Elmer was always falling behind in his Cunniingus for Dyslexics class.
Is she mashing her boobs to get a better look at the top of his greasy head? Or does this douche actually excite her? Gah, I’ll never understand women.
…and fifteen years later, they looked like Alex Karras and Phyllis Diller and never had sex again. The End.
“Wow! Does all tapeworm pee taste like that?”
Suddenly, all the other Delta Gammas understood why Angela greeted every morning by stuffing three Cheetos in her navel.
The Real Doll™/ Easy Cheese™ cross-promotion exceeded Marketing’s expectations.
He’s wants of taste of what she had for dinner,only he’s in the wrong spot.
We was messing around, but then his tongue piercing got snagged in my belly button piercing, and could you just call 911 for us?
She’s so skinny she resides in a heating vent.