Friday, May 27, 2011
Friday Haiku
Dialing in the sounds,
Jen’s pale human boombox has
Rectal subwoofer.
Ahab’s grandaughter,
Pinches nipple of White Whale,
Moby’s Dick gets hard.
– Hermit
We have brotha-bags
Hipster-bags, All kinds of bags
Is this Farmer-bag?
– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifeit
Chazz Bono’s pool time
Causes others to throw up
“Pool Closed- Ten Minutes”
– Vin Douchal
Albino walrus,
Lets loose with a mighty roar,
Where is my seal club?
– Rockabilly Johnny and the Electric Foreskin Benders
Check out this jukebox
you twist his nipple to play
but it’s all Great White.
– Medusa Oblongata
Ahab’s grandaughter,
Pinches nipple of White Whale,
Moby’s Dick gets hard.
Carl shrieks, we all shriek
At that lilly white pudding.
My God! Get a shirt!
A titty twister
For a deserving white turd
Some days, Justice rocks
Man boobs at douche pool
Preparing his doughy frame
For “Before” photo
We have brotha-bags
Hipster-bags, All kinds of bags
Is this Farmer-bag?
Back in early times
This was called “Purple Nurple”
Now it’s just plain gross
Does this breast lactate?
Asks Jenny, giving a tweak
Chazz says, “Hey Buzz off!”
Mary makes cookies
By pinching a loaf off this
Roll of cookie dough
Chazz Bono’s pool time
Causes others to throw up
“Pool Closed- Ten Minutes”
Remove boy’s nipple
Place nipple inside boy’s mouth
Tokens come out butt
Albino walrus,
Lets loose with a mighty roar,
Where is my seal club?
Trucker Convention
Tit twist causes premature
Ejaculation.
Whitebread Billy Bob,
Looks like Pillsbury Doughboy,
Nipple Pinchy FAIL!
Happily retired
The Michelin Man still recalls
His Ghostbusters fame
White Bread Larry John,
Greek Princess Sees Feta Cheesa
Tune in Tokyo.
Though now retired
The Michelin Man recalls
His Ghostbusters fame
Sorry, I just learned how to count this week.
Elmer’s Pasty white silhouette
Jen’s sideboob about to get wet
Nipple ready to lactate
Kelly’s brave attempt,
To draw milk from man bosom,
An udder failure.
Brightness is blinding
Does this knob turn it down, no
That is the volume
Uber-cruel nip twist
Drains the torso of all blood;
Hemorrhage through weenus
Dialing in Moscow?
No reception here, Sweetie…
Dialing in Douche-Cow.
Young Pavarotti,
Hits high note when Jen tweaks moobs.
Glass breaks, Vegas weeps.
Two Tone Tommy T
Tempts Teresa’s Tulips.
Tight Titty touches!
I can’t hate this guy.
At least he is getting tanned
the natural way.
.
Fuck does he need it.
Chick covering his nipples
makes him blend with clouds.
This thread shoulda been closed right after the first post. Hermit FTGloriousW.
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Check out this jukebox
you twist his nipple to play
but it’s all Great White.
We all need a break
the Sta-Puft marshmallow man
prefers Las Vegas
‘Sock reviews these posts,
Decides who goes on front page;
Hey! All DarkSock posts!
Punish your gay friend
When he starts criticizing
Your designer shades
Cindi’s boyfriend calls;
Time to hit the mute button
On gay friend, mid-rant.
The Twisted Sister
looks away with pouty lips
as Vern catches buffet grape.
The pale skinned douchebag
Screams in bitter agony,
Forgot his sunblock.
Fleshy white pillow
Pinch and good luck comes to you.
Pale Genie Climax
Jen has heard stories
about twisting albinos
nipples bring no luck
Nanook of the North
Gets a Hip Vegas Welcome
Takes home souvenir
Casper the friendly notta douche
Eats buffet and drinks White Russians
Vegas is a little less douchey
Kimmy pinches Casper’s nipps
“Tune in Tokyo” does not respond
Is it time to drink yet?
Due to Haiku fail,
Your skin will make nice lamp shades,
Heed this warning Reeve,
I second Hermit FTW … but,
Whale huntress Peggy
Dials in the right frequency
so white whale will sing.
Who am I kidding. I’m just tweaking Hermit.
I will not heed
Your warning Der Haiku Knob
This has no HCwDB
Cracker Ass Cracka
Loves the tanned hot pinching
Restraining order imminent
With every lame post,
Your digging your hole deeper.
NO SOUP FOR YOU, REEVE!
Der Haiku Knob thinks
His know it all ways help
“REEVE” does not care
Squeezing the nipple
Of a white liberal
Makes Jen feel kinda strange
She knows it looks uncool
But when White liberal falls backwards into the pool
Well have our reason for climate change.
‘We have a reason for climate change’
Baghunters circle
In Pavlovian response.
But where’s the douchebag?
^Several are huddled
At the far end of the pool;
Are you blind, Baron?
The Michelin Man,
Whom I always believed fake,
Frightens me today.
tokyo ….tokyo, come in tokyo!
Any woman with a decent sized pair of fun bags knows that you cant resist taking a look..Luckily for you I have a solution.
I so rarely am awake for Haiku Fridays. How delightful to make the front page! Domo Arigato, DarkSock.
oh god oh god oh
I believe that I have just
jizzed in my pants